My sick Pick up lines

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My sick Pick up lines

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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for U.P.S? I thought I saw you checking out my package Wink

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I TRIED DEM.......THEY ONLY LEAD TO SLAPS....... Crying or Very sad

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Laughing

some ediat goes to me

life without you is like a broken pencil POINTLESS

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Laughing Laughing Laughing UR MEAN ALEAST HE TRIED....
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u get some mali girls are getting to confident these days Laughing
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@least he tried kulaha dats weak its obvious he memrzd it
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wat do want him 2 say then "naa kalay i wanna fuk u" atleast he styled it out Laughing
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WELL WE ALL KNOW U WANT THE KNIGHT IN SHINNIG ARMUR.......... Laughing
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allow bein bold waryaa!!!

and in my eyes man who uses lines to talk to a girl is INSECURE full stop
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COOL WATEVA FLOTS UR BOAT...... Laughing
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Dont even need a line
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aawwww bless Laughing
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sometimes i just bring out the askari and BHAM! Laughing
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slim lov dont get it twisted he means BAM
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