I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
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I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
[Shankaroon"Salam walaleyal....
My real name is Hodan Axmed Maxamud. In somalinet I go by the nickname. "shankaroon" and "bham Beauty" and "smile like Sun Rise". I'm 23 year old ( my real age is unknown maybe 29-34) High school. I look like a typical xalimo (light skinned ( I use to be dark but I use DIANA for 6 years now)big forehead, skinny legs, big behind, saggy boobs that resembles a monkey breast, wear xijab sometimes) . I'm always on somalinet forum because I don't have a job or anything else to do. My day starts with making breakfast to my nieces and nephews and then I head to somalinet and paltalk.
I have 8 sisters and 5 brothers. I didn't go to college since I don't believe a woman should be smarter then her husband.
I live with my older sister and her 6 kids that I babysit.
I'm looking for a somali brother who is in the age of 34-76. Who is good with his diin and has an appartment. I don't want him to be good looking since I believe that's xaram. Look is not important to me since I'm a little bit desperate right now. This is the type of man I want.
1) Has a job= Factory, taxi cab driver or truck driver (also if you are unemployed but collect welfare you are ok too)
2)Is Married= If you have another wife that's ok too since you are allowed to marry 4 wives ( I want to be #2 or #3)
3)has a house = If you live with your family or you have a government housing that's ok too.
4)Knows his Dhaqan= I like an old fashion somali man who likes to have canjelo iyoo silid macsaro for breakfast, and biris iyoo hilib geel for lunch. Not afraid to leave me for 4 years to pursue whatever he wants etc.
5)eat qhaad= It's our dhaqan and we should keep it.
That's it if you fit those criteria, please contact me at hodan19@hotmail.com
I'm waiting for you and I have to get married by October 15, 2006 and get pregnant by October 16, 2006.
Thank you and please only real brother should reply back.
Mahadsanid[/quote]
My real name is Hodan Axmed Maxamud. In somalinet I go by the nickname. "shankaroon" and "bham Beauty" and "smile like Sun Rise". I'm 23 year old ( my real age is unknown maybe 29-34) High school. I look like a typical xalimo (light skinned ( I use to be dark but I use DIANA for 6 years now)big forehead, skinny legs, big behind, saggy boobs that resembles a monkey breast, wear xijab sometimes) . I'm always on somalinet forum because I don't have a job or anything else to do. My day starts with making breakfast to my nieces and nephews and then I head to somalinet and paltalk.
I have 8 sisters and 5 brothers. I didn't go to college since I don't believe a woman should be smarter then her husband.
I live with my older sister and her 6 kids that I babysit.
I'm looking for a somali brother who is in the age of 34-76. Who is good with his diin and has an appartment. I don't want him to be good looking since I believe that's xaram. Look is not important to me since I'm a little bit desperate right now. This is the type of man I want.
1) Has a job= Factory, taxi cab driver or truck driver (also if you are unemployed but collect welfare you are ok too)
2)Is Married= If you have another wife that's ok too since you are allowed to marry 4 wives ( I want to be #2 or #3)
3)has a house = If you live with your family or you have a government housing that's ok too.
4)Knows his Dhaqan= I like an old fashion somali man who likes to have canjelo iyoo silid macsaro for breakfast, and biris iyoo hilib geel for lunch. Not afraid to leave me for 4 years to pursue whatever he wants etc.
5)eat qhaad= It's our dhaqan and we should keep it.
That's it if you fit those criteria, please contact me at hodan19@hotmail.com
I'm waiting for you and I have to get married by October 15, 2006 and get pregnant by October 16, 2006.
Thank you and please only real brother should reply back.
Mahadsanid[/quote]
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
Shankaran: Found him yet? Choosing specifications of your other half is your rightful option. I must warn you though, that you are in for a long long wait.
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
Hodan or Nafisa.Bush whatever you name might be. I'll marry you so long Bush won't be my father in law. I just can't wait to get my hands of you.asap
Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
I am your man, commom I hope I am note late....
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
Salam its me Hodan.
I found a husband, but he divorced me after 1 year. I now have 2 kids and I'm single mother.
I'm looking for a husband a.s.a.p for my big forehead kids. But now I'm a garoob.
mahadsanid.
I found a husband, but he divorced me after 1 year. I now have 2 kids and I'm single mother.
I'm looking for a husband a.s.a.p for my big forehead kids. But now I'm a garoob.
mahadsanid.
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Missing_Link
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
Well Nafisa, an opportunity knocks your door once in your life time. And for you xalimo that opportunity already visited you and knocked your door. Since you have failed to make a lasting a meaningful use of that opportunity and ended up in divorce status with two mouths to feed, I have the following proposal for you:
I volunteer to be your next husband (or perhaps more accurately, your next victim). For a well to do farax like me, who will share his food, money and d..k, with you, who will take you to frontiers you have never dreamed about, who will spare no time or effort to make your life joyful, there is a price you have to pay. A very reasonable price. Interested to know what it is? Drop me a line at hyousuf90@hotmail.com. You are in for the suprise of your life time!!!
Thank you.
I volunteer to be your next husband (or perhaps more accurately, your next victim). For a well to do farax like me, who will share his food, money and d..k, with you, who will take you to frontiers you have never dreamed about, who will spare no time or effort to make your life joyful, there is a price you have to pay. A very reasonable price. Interested to know what it is? Drop me a line at hyousuf90@hotmail.com. You are in for the suprise of your life time!!!
Thank you.
- nafisa.bush
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
lol missing link. For you my application is open
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
i can;t stop laughing sister i think u nailed it. i think eid i over but whatever u said i'm intersted in the job.
resemme
i live with my grandmother
1year in u.s, don't worrk or don't go to school, take welfare, i'm getting bold age 32 i missed qaad, walk around with my maAwise and walking cane, my smile is bad , and it is cold. i got diin and dhagan i eat rice and milk and i eat canjelo iyoo silid macsaro for breakfast, and biris iyoo hilib geel for lunch.
i'm i qualify? oh by the way i'm good in bed old fahion i do with my baqoro in hand and my maAwise on. husseinabdi619@yahoo.com
[quote="nafisa.bush"][Shankaroon"Salam walaleyal....
My real name is Hodan Axmed Maxamud. In somalinet I go by the nickname. "shankaroon" and "bham Beauty" and "smile like Sun Rise". I'm 23 year old ( my real age is unknown maybe 29-34) High school. I look like a typical xalimo (light skinned ( I use to be dark but I use DIANA for 6 years now)big forehead, skinny legs, big behind, saggy boobs that resembles a monkey breast, wear xijab sometimes) . I'm always on somalinet forum because I don't have a job or anything else to do. My day starts with making breakfast to my nieces and nephews and then I head to somalinet and paltalk.
I have 8 sisters and 5 brothers. I didn't go to college since I don't believe a woman should be smarter then her husband.
I live with my older sister and her 6 kids that I babysit.
I'm looking for a somali brother who is in the age of 34-76. Who is good with his diin and has an appartment. I don't want him to be good looking since I believe that's xaram. Look is not important to me since I'm a little bit desperate right now. This is the type of man I want.
1) Has a job= Factory, taxi cab driver or truck driver (also if you are unemployed but collect welfare you are ok too)
2)Is Married= If you have another wife that's ok too since you are allowed to marry 4 wives ( I want to be #2 or #3)
3)has a house = If you live with your family or you have a government housing that's ok too.
4)Knows his Dhaqan= I like an old fashion somali man who likes to have canjelo iyoo silid macsaro for breakfast, and biris iyoo hilib geel for lunch. Not afraid to leave me for 4 years to pursue whatever he wants etc.
5)eat qhaad= It's our dhaqan and we should keep it.
That's it if you fit those criteria, please contact me at hodan19@hotmail.com
I'm waiting for you and I have to get married by October 15, 2006 and get pregnant by October 16, 2006.
Thank you and please only real brother should reply back.
Mahadsanid[/quote][/quote]
resemme
i live with my grandmother
1year in u.s, don't worrk or don't go to school, take welfare, i'm getting bold age 32 i missed qaad, walk around with my maAwise and walking cane, my smile is bad , and it is cold. i got diin and dhagan i eat rice and milk and i eat canjelo iyoo silid macsaro for breakfast, and biris iyoo hilib geel for lunch.
i'm i qualify? oh by the way i'm good in bed old fahion i do with my baqoro in hand and my maAwise on. husseinabdi619@yahoo.com
[quote="nafisa.bush"][Shankaroon"Salam walaleyal....
My real name is Hodan Axmed Maxamud. In somalinet I go by the nickname. "shankaroon" and "bham Beauty" and "smile like Sun Rise". I'm 23 year old ( my real age is unknown maybe 29-34) High school. I look like a typical xalimo (light skinned ( I use to be dark but I use DIANA for 6 years now)big forehead, skinny legs, big behind, saggy boobs that resembles a monkey breast, wear xijab sometimes) . I'm always on somalinet forum because I don't have a job or anything else to do. My day starts with making breakfast to my nieces and nephews and then I head to somalinet and paltalk.
I have 8 sisters and 5 brothers. I didn't go to college since I don't believe a woman should be smarter then her husband.
I live with my older sister and her 6 kids that I babysit.
I'm looking for a somali brother who is in the age of 34-76. Who is good with his diin and has an appartment. I don't want him to be good looking since I believe that's xaram. Look is not important to me since I'm a little bit desperate right now. This is the type of man I want.
1) Has a job= Factory, taxi cab driver or truck driver (also if you are unemployed but collect welfare you are ok too)
2)Is Married= If you have another wife that's ok too since you are allowed to marry 4 wives ( I want to be #2 or #3)
3)has a house = If you live with your family or you have a government housing that's ok too.
4)Knows his Dhaqan= I like an old fashion somali man who likes to have canjelo iyoo silid macsaro for breakfast, and biris iyoo hilib geel for lunch. Not afraid to leave me for 4 years to pursue whatever he wants etc.
5)eat qhaad= It's our dhaqan and we should keep it.
That's it if you fit those criteria, please contact me at hodan19@hotmail.com
I'm waiting for you and I have to get married by October 15, 2006 and get pregnant by October 16, 2006.
Thank you and please only real brother should reply back.
Mahadsanid[/quote][/quote]
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
I just like to announce that me and Prince hussein are now officially married (over the phone).
mahadsanid.
P.S. I'm also pregnant with my 3rd child
mahadsanid.
P.S. I'm also pregnant with my 3rd child
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Re: I WANT TO GET MARRIED A.S.A.P...
keep focking with jereers u dont deserve a somali brother
[quote="nafisa.bush"]Yes the chances of them jumping on random d!cks are less likely if somali men had jobs instead of being dependent on welfare, Not high on KHAT 24/7, didnt treat their ladies a slaves and practised some sport 2 cuz honeslty most of u have a body of a 15 year old aneroxic white b!itch![/quote]
loooooooooool well said and true. I rather fu.ck a donkey infected jackazz then touch likings of muktar and his fag crew
99% of gorgeous somali girl never fu.ck a mali faggot it's a given. the only 1% of somali guy we sleep with are the well educated open minded brother who don't think of themselves as arab or indians wannabe but infact proud to be black and african.[/quote]
[quote="nafisa.bush"]Yes the chances of them jumping on random d!cks are less likely if somali men had jobs instead of being dependent on welfare, Not high on KHAT 24/7, didnt treat their ladies a slaves and practised some sport 2 cuz honeslty most of u have a body of a 15 year old aneroxic white b!itch![/quote]
loooooooooool well said and true. I rather fu.ck a donkey infected jackazz then touch likings of muktar and his fag crew
99% of gorgeous somali girl never fu.ck a mali faggot it's a given. the only 1% of somali guy we sleep with are the well educated open minded brother who don't think of themselves as arab or indians wannabe but infact proud to be black and african.[/quote]
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