ALL RELIGIONS ARE FRAUD

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:19 pm

I was absolutely fascinated by an ancient religious story that came to light recently. To be more precise it is a ceremony which all agree was a vital part of an ancient greek religion.

Once every year(some think once every three months) the ancient monks of ancient part of Crete held a religious ceremony of survival and rebirth.

The ceremony involved sacrifice as religions almost always do -but in this case it was animals, usually sheep or very young heffers.

This is what happened: every family brought an animal; ritually threw it down a well which people could look down into; and the animal died BEFORE it reached the floor. Death was instantenous without animal touching walls or bottom of well. But within few minutes the dead animal will be hoisted upwards by a young priest in full view of the masses and the `dead' animal will come to live!

Miracle? Of course not miracles dont occur. So guess what happened?

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:26 pm

Galol

Not all religions. You know Islam is against sacrifices and blood...except when the meat is intended to be eaten by hungry folks. Smile

However, maybe the young priest bring another animal that is similar to the one which died, or the thing never died in the fisrt place.

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:29 pm

Cawar

annnoyingly I cant argue with you anymore.

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:30 pm

Loooooooooooooooooool.

You are giving up easily old man...but heey I said my two cents uncle galool. Laughing

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:57 pm

Cawar

War bal iska warran?

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:02 pm

Nabad. Dhib ma jiro hadduu jirana ma buudhna.

CrazySommies · Post by **CrazySommies** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:09 pm

Let me make it easy for you.

For all we know, ppl have a need for a father figure. The religeon comes in to fill for the adult what the little kids are happy with when they are young i.e their daddy is the best, their daddy is the strongest, fastest, richest cos he gives them money to all sweets they want etc.

Once these poor dudes find out about the real world, where do you want them to go to. Shouldn't you be glad atleast these ppl are making themselves busy Laughing

or are you just giving non-relgeonist a bad name Confused

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:42 pm

Crazy

Fascinating...

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:08 pm

Folks

This is what happened and I promise you it is the truth as established by batteries of Historians, anthropolgists, theologians and archeologists.

The well had noxious gases seeping from its bottom which immediately rendered the animals completely unconcious but not dead. The priests dug tunnels all around the place with secret inlets and exits. They also learnt that by covering themselves in wet blankets they could remain concious for few minutes as well as being invisible to the terrified congregation looking down at the well. So they will lift the `dead' animal; run with it through tunnels and hand it over behind the crowd to another priest who will then not only `bring it to life' but of course prove the miracle of getting the animal from the well when he was here all along.

Could you imagine the impact that would have had on the poor, illiterate people watching this drama?

Just imagine thousands of Luglesses, squads, Aimans and Beards and all the little wenches here being subjected to this `miracle' three thousand years ago. All the priest had to do after that was "lugless, take your pants down..now in the name of Apollo sit on this block of ice and stay there till both of your nuts turn into rock and fall off.." answer " Yes Wadaad..Appolloooooo Akbar"

Ina Baxar · Post by **Ina Baxar** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:04 am

Galol, listen man , we're mujahidin. Now you live in England part of what is considered as the free world, ain't it?
You don't have 2 hate Allah , in order 2 make your point.
Galoolow , hadaad xiniiyo leedahay , car waakasee waxa gaal ka dhigay ii sheeg.

CrazySommies · Post by **CrazySommies** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:19 am

Does anybody know what the word "priest" was used before the English speaking bantus learnt about God?

ABSAME' · Post by **ABSAME'** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:24 am

NO what is it?

Gaalkan Iidoor yaa i horkeena. Walee waa ku Janna tegi laha. Awoowgaa la gub maxaa kumaankun ayaga ah buuxa carriga

kkk47 · Post by **kkk47** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:30 am

This is what happened and I promise you it is the truth as established by batteries of Historians, anthropolgists, theologians and archeologists.
[quote=galol]

Ameazing Exclamation

the fellower if Ayaan Hirsi ali are coming out of the closet

i did't know somalis can become gaalo this faster and easy Laughing

this fool don't know that historian, anthropolgists, and archeologist

are lairs and gold diggers who just looking for way to get rich

just like the south korian clonist

CrazySommies · Post by **CrazySommies** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:48 am

Ufsame,

"priest" was a BIG stick which had a huge stone at the front. Now this stone was used to hit hard on the head of animals so they could be culled for a feast. The gaalos still cull animals the same way, except they now use electric shot guns.

Now how did the same word came to be used for a fatherly figure such as a priest as in religeon?

In those old days, the English bantus were a bunch of violent beings who considered the death of any kind as virtuous. Hence killing animals for food was their right. However, they saw the resistence of animals to be killed as the work of some devilish forces. Hence their stone(priest) became a saviour to hit the devil out of this animal Laughing

ABSAME' · Post by **ABSAME'** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:50 am

Adeer ushaas ma middii Iidoorku lagu karbaashi jirey marna lagu gaalayn jirey. Awoowgiin la naar Laughing

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