"i think it was 1974 when me and my friends Climbed that tall wall at the back of Horseed football team training ground. ''
Cilmiile is part of the growing moderate sector of Somalis, who are the future 21st century moderate Muslims.(Gamadid, Cawar, Sir Luggoyo are other moderates).These moderate muslims slash Somalis are not exactly religious fanatics nor completely a down right Gaal, gaal. They are progressive bunchs who think modern mixed with reason---Who if granted their utopian, eager wish--they would have 'modernise' Islam to their delight & liking.But I am not writing about this particular subject at this juncture.So you can imagine my perverse intention making a swift sharp route from perverse down-right, unfair portrayal to this fantastic hightlight the True, intimate look at the man of the hour: Cilmiile. He is former known as Xoogsade, back in the days of hay wire in the infancy Somalinet forum. I was first introduced to Cilmiile back in 1998 when i was a mere impressionable toddler. crawling my way into the universe of freaks & delayed juveseniledom. He impressed me at first to be a man of advanced age, humorous, caustic & essentially a Geek!
.Back in the days--i remember Cilmiile shocking me trememdously with his knowledge for the novels of Jane Austen, most particularly i recall being impressed with his familiarity with the plots of the novels & his exeggerated berate to compare himself to Mr. Darcy--the lead hero of Pride & Prejudice.Yes--Vulgar liberty in destroying a historical literature culture. Later i came to discover he read a lot of fiction in his many alive years, & historical listerature.Although some of his choices were quite bizarre for his sex & shall i say ---'Pseudo Macho' character?(Gasp he read Barbara Cartland?-The most feminine romantic novels ever created in history). So i had my fair share of analysis on the man himself & what he was all about. Yet--not to delve deep into his sissiness--i was often taken back by his violent outburst into spewing his horrible fetish of urine.That the idea of someone pissing him off--deserve piss in the eye ball. Here below --is an exact excerpt of Cilmiile in action.
'PragmaticGal the confused woman who used to haunt this cyberhole? I offered to clean her dirty mouth one time by urinating in it but sadly(for her) she never took up the offer. Weli sidii bay u af qadhmuun tahay looooooooooooooooooooooool '
Needless to delve more on this deviousness-- i think one can fairly conclude-- some bizarre messed up repression going on here. Anyway--let us take a look at this man in a chronological series.
CIMILIILE"S BELIEFS.
Definitely this OLD man is not religious, we have established that, nor is he exactly an atheist like Galol or Dhuso dheere. This confused old man is something in the middle. I guess you can call him-- the seasonal Muslim. In his pursuit to read more- Here Cilmiile shares his fabulous read about a evolution book in which he had expectations to be converted. Here he laments his disappointment of not finding 'reasonable' argument--to get his vote.
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"read a book he wrote called something clockmaker or watchmaker
he confused me
These evolutionists are very persuasive until they reach the point where they tell u that humans are descended from monkeys. That is when they lose my vote. "
Wow-- I guess We should congratulate him on not becoming a dhuuso or a Galol or even an Xplaya--for the sake of happy thoughts. But this congratulations does not go far-- in another quote--Cilmiile exposes his sub-conscious position on 'fasting' or Ramadhan. Obviously here he belittles the holly month as a 9 year kid--for not missing Sambuus.
'In my household the people who were fasting(and no one else) got unlimited sambuuse, baagiye, and khamiir(bur) . So I started fasting at age 9 to get my fill of Sambuse'
Yes, indeed. This quote shows a man not exactly 'passionate' about his religion, almost borderline gaaloniimo--valueing a mere Samosa over the beauty of Fasting? Sure he was 9--but he is 69 now & i think he should know better than desiring a 'witty' repartee & offending the holly month.
He later goes on about --the Wahaabism-- whom he vehemently opposes because they do not accept his notion that Islam should be 'modernised'. He bitterly laments & dare reduces these formidable Aimans into disgraceful entertainers like Saado Ali--here is dare compares the cause of true Muttawaiins with this love Dhulbahante icon..
"Anyone who tells me that I cant listen to Saado Cali receives my deadly enmity and resolute and determined opposition. "
and doesn't stop there. He goes to talk more about his drivel about the cause of Muttawaciins....
'Wahaabiism and this dry and dusty and barren idealogy of Saudi Arabia is something I or my father or Grnadfather is familiar with. I celebrate the mowliid, I venerate the Saints above all the Saint of all Saints the Blessed and Holy Sheekh Daarood.
I listen to my Qaraami Music. No Way no **** Wahaabi ****** is getting take away my boombox. Nin Wahaabi Sheegtow hadaaan weeye ku idhaaho
Oo aan kaa war guro sow inaan waalanahay maaha Fock Wahaabism, Fock Itixaa ,Fock Irhaabism ,Fock Wahaabism "
There is a sense of 'caution' here in his tone. As if intolerably informing us he is an atheist in small minute, suspenceful potions. But then again --all of this is counterbalanced by his redeeming comeback of defending Islam against these very same atheist mention who hate Wahabist.
'Islam did not advance by the sword. It was advanced by the Justice and Truth that it proclaimed trhoughout the world. It goes to the heart of the matter in showing a clear distinction between the murderous crusader and the Early Muslims who proclaimed the word of Allah throughout the world and brought with them a true civilization and revival of knowledge throughout the world. '
Huh--such an eloquent--defence for Islam is to be commendable. But still it shows a very sharp mind of a moderate Muslim who thinks with reason & never acts with emotions or follow blindly. This is a proud man who knows what he is & what he wants. And if he doesn't fast or pray or dies drinking one of his alcohol rampage--he is the worst to burn in Hell. Because --he knows the truth-- his mind is so open & so enlightened that---i think he doesn't even have the luxury to entertain any atheistic endeavors.
CILMIILE'S QABIL
We know he is certainly a Darood. From his countless brag & chest beat of his 'noble' Darood-- there is no doubt in that department. But which one is the question? Certainly one has their major guess qabil he hails from, Certainly Ogaden is one of them.
'Ogaadeen = one of the most formidable fighting tribes in Africa" because of their mobility with their ponies, remarkable endurance, and the skill with which they wielded their spears. '
...He is Cagdheer, You will straight away concede from the above quote, right? or when he --admiringly hails ...'Most Ogaadeenis are tall and powerfully built. No way they could be related to those Arab runts'
But also--there is another posts where certainly he could not be Ogaden.His reference to Ogadens & any other qabi.l nemesis....The Mjs..-he refers to the Mjs as 'Royal'--something Only an Mj would say & no one else.
'Koombos are your president, or more precisely the Haughty and Almighty Royal Family of Majeerteen '
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"I had my doubts that u belong to the Royal Family of Majeerteeniya, but i have a surefire way of knowing a Majeerteen guy and got my proof from one of your posts. (Who is clever enought '
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'Cabdilaahi Yuusuf and His Royal Dynasty are here to rescue u loooooool'
And thus...unfortunatley--we have to conclude we are dealing here with a learned Royal pain Majeerten! Double the pain for us who as it is, cannot tolerate the Reer badiiye Mjs who suffocate us with their endless- Royal Suuro endeavors let alone this sophisicated dangerous old school Mj.
CILMIILE's HOBBIES & HIS HATE FOR ISAAQ.
Cilmiile 's hobby is to read, mostly fictional literature & historical facts about Somalia. And since south somalia where he hails from have no documented historical recorded papers--he is left with the history of Isaaq people & the british who were busy documenting their history while his foes- the noble'Darood--were living in Trees & finding ingenius ways to robe, cheat Hawiya from their own land. Not that I pity the Hawiya- anyone dumb as they, is naturally ordained to be duped.
Judging from my research therefore, i realize--Cilmiile has a verse knowledge of Isaaq history.In the processes Cilmiile fell in love with Isaaq poetry, isaaq songs--in which he admits himself-- my people--are versely knowledgeable in the artisitc department. (Hence my celebrated artistic talents of writing hails from my people) In fact-- there is an excerpt where he tells Galol about his childhood song he remembers..
' 'Btw, Galol, why do u Isaaqs complain that the government suppresed you guys. Your qabiil is the only in Somalia whose ancestor's praise songs were sung on National Radio.
Every Ramadan I remember the song: Shiikha Maydh ku aasanow shiikh Isxaaqow amaantaa etc etc , cant remember the rest'
In which Galol-- in a quick succession of speed responded---insightfully & shrewdly.....
"You must have associated with loads of women in your childhood because that buraanbur is EXCLUSIVELY done by women. And it was never on any radio : it is a saar(Mingis) chant '"
This quote inevitably exposed Cilmiile's 'feminine sensitivity that he so desperately was trying to surpress by vulgar puking of pissing fetishes.Galol in his rare discerning moments could have unveiled the sissy sophisicated old majeerten man after all.
In short--I do hope in this attempt to paint a picture of this formidable disturbed old man, It was not a big nuisance to his bedazzled fans like Dalmar something or Absame. These are his faithful Darood Talibaan disciple pupils who worship on the ground he walks. They are absolutely bewitched by all this pro-Darood talk that--one will not find it dificult to find them intoxicated from all this delight they are reading. It doesn't matter if they are fighty Marexaan or Madoow badaan Warsangeli-- they love this Darood historical epic redez-vous. Shameless, absolutely shameless i must declare.
. In the interest of full disclosure-- i wish to disclose i am a member of the Nazi Feminist Isaaq women Confederacy club.
Why are you so angry?? So u are saying the only way i can be Isaaq is to insult Cilmiile in the same vulgar disgusting way he insults isaaq?? If u read properly this 'intimate' look is not complimentary nor is it---profusely --attacking--but hey-- i will leave it to the learned' individuals. 