Dont argue a woman

[foolxume2005]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,

anchors, and reads her book.



Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman

and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"



"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."



"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says

the woman.



"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.



got him good didnt she...

[maria from west side]

[Beenaale_No1]

[Nabeela]

[Beenaale_No1]

Cheer up, women.

Put a smile on ( ), islaamo waalan baa tihiin

[foolxume2005]

Wzup with somali women and suuro? some of them matkay tukanyaan xataa waa ay suuroodaan

[Samatr]

[quote="Beenaale_No1"]Cheer up, women.

Put a smile on ( ), [/quote]

Waryaa that was uncalled for "Put a Smile On" kulaha, why you got to quote McDonalds.
Some of us are fasting.

[Libah86]

^^^

macdonals is AM LOVIN IT

not put a smile on

[Samatr]

[quote="Libah86"]^^^

macdonals is AM LOVIN IT

not put a smile on [/quote]

Maybe it hasn't reached Europe but they have an Ad that goes something like "Put a Smile On."

[*HannaH*]

Tihihihihiiiiiiiii
Good one, Folka

[Beenaale_No1]

Qosol xumida adiga

[michael_ital]

[Nagin]

Foolxume its there nature you know..

[foolxume2005]

^^ WHAT?

[Beenaale_No1]

wuu yare marqansanyahay, ee u qaley, sxb