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Yoda sexual molestation scandal
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:58 am
by gurey25
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:19 am
by PragmaticGal
"He made me reach into his pants and look for the force"
And lol @ the Trekkie
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:54 am
by gurey25

know about sex with boys.. Yoda does not

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:01 pm
by PragmaticGal
I'm showing this to my coworkers and one of them didn't think it was funny. He almost whispered "Blasphemy!" Everyone else's cracking up though.
"Get down, do you?"
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:07 pm
by gurey25
Blasphemy?
the guy must be an uptight catholic freako, or even worse
one of those Star wars fans.
good grief

@get down, do you?
good blow this is, horny it makes me

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:13 pm
by PragmaticGal
But gurey, what doesn't?
Yeah, he's a Star Wars fan, the first trilogy came out when he was 8. He seems Yoda et al. in the same way many people view the Buddha or Jesus. Only most Buddhists I know poke fun at themselves a bit.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:22 pm
by gurey25

@what doesnt?
hey im not horny all the time, i have libido cycles,
sometimes i have nothing left in the tank..
your friend sounds like real sad case, wish i could meet him and tell him
all about how Star wars is a disgrace to Science fiction, and how i wish i could George lucas.

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:32 pm
by Xplosive
"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:49 pm
by PragmaticGal
LOL, gurey you sound like a missionary. Compared to written SF, Star Wars is pretty bad, but as movies went it's not so bad surely? It's all either lowest-common-denominator crap or incomprehensible overblown crap (I'm thinking 2001: A Space Oddysey)
Oh, I think my fave quote is now:
Chapelle: Are you sighing or is that your normal breathing?
Jarth Vader: I don't even know anymore!
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:18 pm
by Xplosive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4pXKo9_Hs&NRThis one is pretty hillarious too. The mtv cribs part.

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:21 pm
by gurey25
I am a missionary a SF missionary that is, i have been on this quest ever since i first converted my sister, who used to abhor SF.
2001-space odessy was a bit wierd, but the wierdness came from Satnley kubrik, not Arthur C clark, i liked it though, i am a sucker for incomrehensible crap.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:36 pm
by PragmaticGal
[quote="Xplosive"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4pXKo9_Hs&NR
This one is pretty hillarious too. The mtv cribs part.

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Oh man, I haven't laughed like that in a looong time. Has the Chapelle show returned? I don't remember ever seeing this episode.

the T rex egg, and the chandelier, "the inside is bald eagle"...
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:42 pm
by Steeler [Crawler2]
That was focking hillarious!
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:58 pm
by PragmaticGal
Basra won't get it.
LOL at Lil' Jon: "How's that sandwich coming along?"

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:52 pm
by AMAT-ALLAH
Rnt u fasting gurey?
