Borat: "Give me your tears Gypsy"
Borat: "Which car attract, woman vigine?"
Car salesman without any moment of thought: "That would be a Corvette" (PEOPLE IN THE THEATRE LAUGHING SO HARD)
"You will not shrink me gypsy"
"Whats up vanilla face"
"Now we will meet a man with genuine Chocolate face" (I WAS IN TEARS AT THIS POINT).
"May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq"
(THE REDNECKS WERE HAVING A FIELD DAY)Borat: "is this dog?"
This guy: "no"
Borat: "is this cat in a hat?"
Borat: "In my country they'd go crazy for these two....no so much her" (speaking about the pastor's wife).
"look at me, i have chair... king in the castle, king in the castle"
Borat: Will you be my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend Borat.
Borat: Will you be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I can't, I won't be... There's not, We're just... I mean, I guess, Alright, fine, I could be your boyfriend.
(about the feminist)"I could not pay attention to what this old man was saying"
(a frat boy giving advise to borat ) DON'T EVER LET A WOMAN MAKE YOU, WHO YOU ARE...
"HIGH FIVE"
"Pamela, I am no longer attracted to you......NOT."
"Our national pastimes are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis." (HIS OUTFIT FOR THE TABLE TENNIS...
)Borat:"It is kazack custom to have cheese before"...
Bob Barr(politician): "oh, ok... (tasting) Very nice"
Borat: "My wife make this cheese"
BB nods: "mmm"
Borat: "She make with milk from tit"
(BB swallows and the expression on his face ....I COULDN'T BREATHE!)
"Why did you call the sheriff is retard loose?" (TALKING ABOUT THE RETIRED GUY...LOL)
(WITH THE LOOK OF DISGUST)...."So the man who gave me a shower and stuck a rubber fist in my ahhnus was a homosexual?"
next scene he says "AFTER MY AHHNUS WAS BROKEN"
When the redneck asks him if he is Muslim....
"I Kazakh, I follow the Hulk"
(SPEAKING ABOUT HIS RETARD BROTHER" ...."My sister she tease him shows him her va--gign and goes "you never get this, you never get this" and we all laughed, then one day he break cage and he get this and we all laughed....."
I PROBABLY HAVE MORE, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF IT AT THIS MOMENT....
A+!!!
