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I sure did...I was dying of laughter, minus the hotel scene (I had my jacket place over my face).


Borat: "Give me your tears Gypsy"

Borat: "Which car attract, woman vigine?"

Car salesman without any moment of thought: "That would be a Corvette" (PEOPLE IN THE THEATRE LAUGHING SO HARD)

"You will not shrink me gypsy"

"Whats up vanilla face"

"Now we will meet a man with genuine Chocolate face" (I WAS IN TEARS AT THIS POINT).

"May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq" (THE REDNECKS WERE HAVING A FIELD DAY)


Borat: "is this dog?"

This guy: "no"

Borat: "is this cat in a hat?"

Borat: "In my country they'd go crazy for these two....no so much her" (speaking about the pastor's wife).

"look at me, i have chair... king in the castle, king in the castle"


Borat: Will you be my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend Borat.
Borat: Will you be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I can't, I won't be... There's not, We're just... I mean, I guess, Alright, fine, I could be your boyfriend.

(about the feminist)"I could not pay attention to what this old man was saying"

(a frat boy giving advise to borat ) DON'T EVER LET A WOMAN MAKE YOU, WHO YOU ARE...

"HIGH FIVE"

"Pamela, I am no longer attracted to you......NOT."

"Our national pastimes are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis." (HIS OUTFIT FOR THE TABLE TENNIS... )

Borat:"It is kazack custom to have cheese before"...
Bob Barr(politician): "oh, ok... (tasting) Very nice"
Borat: "My wife make this cheese"
BB nods: "mmm"
Borat: "She make with milk from tit"


(BB swallows and the expression on his face ....I COULDN'T BREATHE!)

"Why did you call the sheriff is retard loose?" (TALKING ABOUT THE RETIRED GUY...LOL)

(WITH THE LOOK OF DISGUST)...."So the man who gave me a shower and stuck a rubber fist in my ahhnus was a homosexual?"

next scene he says "AFTER MY AHHNUS WAS BROKEN"

When the redneck asks him if he is Muslim....

"I Kazakh, I follow the Hulk"

(SPEAKING ABOUT HIS RETARD BROTHER" ...."My sister she tease him shows him her va--gign and goes "you never get this, you never get this" and we all laughed, then one day he break cage and he get this and we all laughed....."



I PROBABLY HAVE MORE, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF IT AT THIS MOMENT....

A+!!!

It was hilarious....but that naked fight scene with the testes to the mouth? Simply gross

I love the 'the jews have transformed themselves' bit, when they start throwing money at the cockroaches

Goddamn those fokers in the UAE censor board.

they havent banned it yet.
but my source says that during the screening 2 of the censors
walked out in disgust.

foking humourless bunch of wankers.\


I guess i will have to obtain it from my trusted chinese bootlegers
MR Lim and Yam

OH MY GOD. I almost had a heart attack at the movies...it was the shit walaahi..

the jewish scene at the bed and breakfast was price-less


and the nude fight sequence was something i will never forget for as long as i live.,...


BORAT=BEST COMEDY IN THE LAST 10 YEARS!

Brilliant yet disturbing.

-The running of the Jews
-Destroy the Jew egg before it hatches.

How about him bringing his shit in a bag to the dinner table. I damn near died there.

Disgusting movie. You know if you have low I.Q & no sense of moral decency - u will love this movie right?? Disgusting. Its full of bad Vulgar humor & homosexual inuendo. uufff What a bunch of repressed qaniisiin dumbos.

The ending was the best part, his little wedding ritual.

I did not watch the movie and I have no plans to see it but some of the scenes made my little brother who saw it literally throw up all over the floor.

I ahve to admit i loved this film, i haven't laughed so HARD ever! It was digusting and hilarious at the same time!

I wasn't a fan of borat, in fact i disliked his other personality Ali G before seeing this movie but i came out a HUGE fan of sacha Cohen. He is a comedic genius and any1 who doesn't like this movie needs to seriously have a humor gland transplanted into them or they are LYING.

Lionheart i actually liked Ali G, he was a massive hit in the uk as that character, he use to show some clips of borat then too but they weren't as funny as Ali G. Thats why I wasn't going to watch it, Glad i did.

I'm surprised Arabs wanna ban Borat. He does make deride Jews quite a bit in his satires.

[quote="dhuusa_deer"]I'm surprised Arabs wanna ban Borat. He does make deride Jews quite a bit in his satires.[/quote]



That doesn't change the fact that he himself is a Jew. I found out from Arabs that a lot of my former favorite actors are jews..lol...like Tom Hanks, Adam Sandler, ben stiller...



Xyaad-sacha's ali G is on HBO here which is an overpriced cable channel so most americans have never heard of him...till last month...clips from his shows flooded YouTube and other popular american sites...

really??? oh my god hes been doing Ali g shows back in 1999 and the early 00's. He stopped them quite a while back so it was surprising that he brought this film out with borat. Have u seen the Ali g film? its no way as good as the borat, but its ok!

You americans are always behind!