My friends

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:32 pm

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
SOMALI FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Call your parents HOOYO And ABO

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "wat up NIGGA/NAYAA/WARYAA!!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Are fo life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your SIGAAR AND JAAD AND TUBAAKO away when they think you've had enough.
SOMLIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better CALAANJI AND CAB the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Will BEAT DEY ASS!!!!

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:34 pm

nacala abaaha for a few of them Laughing

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:35 pm

somali friends for life.they r crazy but real with ya

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:36 pm

yea lol

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:40 pm

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

Laughing

As for friends though, i'd say that you cant make tyhat distinction based on race or culture, because any REAL friend, and I dont use the term "friend" lightly here, will be there for life.

Ugaas Diini · Post by **Ugaas Diini** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:44 pm

You got this from the internet and changed black to somali. You are lame....

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:46 pm

[quote="Ugaas Diini"]You got this from the internet and changed black to somali. You are lame....[/quote]

wallahi exactly wat i was thinking Laughing

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:58 pm

it supposed to be a joke.you dumb fockers.damn

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:23 pm

^ur lame

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:34 pm

Msex

The moral of the story is: Get friends from all sides but dont trust the fockers.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:36 pm

NO SOMALIS ARE THE BEST EVEN THOUGH THEY R ASS HOLES.

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:44 pm

Msex

"NO SOMALIS ARE THE BEST EVEN THOUGH THEY R ASS HOLES."

No they are not. Except me of course. So come and suuck my toe..

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:49 pm

fock off

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:54 pm

Msex

You already told me this.

Ok Ok I will raise the price: 10 dollars for two hour toe-suucking.

And Ok I will wash it first. Good Somali friend or not?

Alluring · Post by **Alluring** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:58 pm

Somali friend : Also wants to know everything, from what socks you are wearing to underwear. Why? to tell the whole population of Somalis. If you got kidnapped they'd know everything even how many teeth you have.

White friend: Wants to know about you, doesn't know what you wrote (they would be HORRIBLE if you got kidnapped and asked what you wore). Well, clothes...OMG DUDE, I don't know...HUSSEIN IS DEAD ISN'T HE? WHO KILLED HIM, WHYYYYYYYYYY ME!

Black friend: Will kill you for a sock.

Very Happy