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WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
SOMALI FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Call your parents HOOYO And ABO

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "wat up NIGGA/NAYAA/WARYAA!!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Are fo life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your SIGAAR AND JAAD AND TUBAAKO away when they think you've had enough.
SOMLIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better CALAANJI AND CAB the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Will BEAT DEY ASS!!!!

nacala abaaha for a few of them

somali friends for life.they r crazy but real with ya

yea lol

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



As for friends though, i'd say that you cant make tyhat distinction based on race or culture, because any REAL friend, and I dont use the term "friend" lightly here, will be there for life.

You got this from the internet and changed black to somali. You are lame....

[quote="Ugaas Diini"]You got this from the internet and changed black to somali. You are lame....[/quote]

wallahi exactly wat i was thinking

it supposed to be a joke.you dumb fockers.damn

^ur lame

Msex

The moral of the story is: Get friends from all sides but dont trust the fockers.

NO SOMALIS ARE THE BEST EVEN THOUGH THEY R ASS HOLES.

Msex

"NO SOMALIS ARE THE BEST EVEN THOUGH THEY R ASS HOLES."

No they are not. Except me of course. So come and suuck my toe..

fock off

Msex

You already told me this.

Ok Ok I will raise the price: 10 dollars for two hour toe-suucking.

And Ok I will wash it first. Good Somali friend or not?

Somali friend : Also wants to know everything, from what socks you are wearing to underwear. Why? to tell the whole population of Somalis. If you got kidnapped they'd know everything even how many teeth you have.

White friend: Wants to know about you, doesn't know what you wrote (they would be HORRIBLE if you got kidnapped and asked what you wore). Well, clothes...OMG DUDE, I don't know...HUSSEIN IS DEAD ISN'T HE? WHO KILLED HIM, WHYYYYYYYYYY ME!

Black friend: Will kill you for a sock.