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The Collected Quotations of "Baghdad Bob," aka Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf: The Iraqi Minister of DisInformation.

"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"

"because we will behead you all"

Britain "is not worth an old shoe"

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"

"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."

"The situation is excellent, they are going to try to approach Baghdad...and I believe their grave will be there."

"We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bastards!"

"The United Nations....[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of
Americans."

Americans and Brits are "Sick dogs".

"Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."

"Bush doesn't even know if Spain is a republic or a kingdom, how can they follow this man?"

"That isn't Saddam,you captured Santa Clause! I demand his release.

Rumsfeld is "the worst kind of bastard"

whateva happed to that guy


the last one is freakin hilarious yo

Americans and Brits are "Sick dogs


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


the guy is a living legend

You're right the guy is a living legend.I would be up all night long just to hear him make a speech on the current situation in Iraq he always had something under his sleeves.He is now living in the United Arab Emirates with his family.

"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."