TOP 10 QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK ME ON STREET?

[Kramer]

1-What time is it (I mean its 2006 and ppl still ask this even though time is on th walls, radios, cellphones)

2-Do you know how to get there (do I look like a map to you? I was asked this yesterday _do u know how I can get to the court?)

3-U get cellphone (u wanna use my cellphone when its air time and I'm not even answering calls?)

4-U get pen (if u wanna write the phone# of every hot chick may be u should carry your own pens )

5-U get chewing-gam (ask me for a chewing gam like I'm a store owner, your breath smells so what --buy one)

6-U got change (okey u are @ the fending machines, and u are short on coins --go to the bank-do I look like I'm carrying a bag of coins in my back)

7-U got lighter/cigarrete (if another stupid smoker asks me this, I'm going off)

8-U got Picture ID (unless u are a police don't ask me this, I'm buying something or I'm going into a party and u wanna c my ID)

9-What is your name (why don't u tell me yours first)

10-Is someone sitting here (if some one was sitting here, they would be there by now --unless u are blind don't ask me this question)

[mahamed99_sex]

do they ask you why you are so ugly ?

[Kramer]

I already told u the question I got asked!

but let me guess what people ask you

--are u gay?
--are u woman or man?
--are u suffering from inferiority complex?
--where is your master (aka kramer)?
--what are you?

[mahamed99_sex]

-are u woman or man?
--what are you?


those two questions are the same, you moron.let me ask you this.wats up with you and slavery.i hope you aint being enslaved in california but then again you probably are .i hope you know slavery ended like 200 hundred yrs ago.