Why do I need to get married?
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:58 pm
I been thinking on this for a minute... and still why do I have to get married.
I know why chicks especially somali Xaliimoos want to get married.. they care more about the wedding night, wasting 20k on a lousy party with so many waji-xumayaal and flight 13 maryooleey latter-days comers and wanna bee ciyaal xaafad... they care about more about the expensive furniture and jewlery on your credit cards, financial security, they don't have to work ...could stay home ..talk on the phone and gossip all day long ....and cook some spicey fat-saturated bariis and baasto ...etc ...
and if things don't work ou for the first three years ...alimony, child support, and basically half of everything.... they got more freedom being single-mothers to become sluts and sleep around and party without being called hoes ...since their virginity is no more questioned and isnot an issue...
but as a Somali skinny Faarax in the USA and Canada . ...what is the incentive to get married...
i think we get a tax break....but then we file seperately and she calims all the kids . We also get the same mutilated $iil every night to pound ... i mean the same $iil we had the night before the wedding party...
and you always hear about the depressed faarax who rushed to marriage trap always talking about how they essentially are forced to acquiesce to their wives request and demands day in day out and can't hang out with their friends no more.
i still don't understand why that is.... but if that is the case... why would anybody give up their autonomy and independence. I enjoy being single and a playboy....I already got a sexy xaliimo pregnant and if she gicves birth to healthy baby-boy..i got a mini-me who will wreak havoc like a real Mooryaan..in the blood and in the genes...
and i do realize that our xaliimoos are brainwashed by tv shows and mainstream unreal western culture ...and not real Somali life.... but in most cases there's at least a hint of truth... otherwise it wouldn't be so discussed... Xaliimo does as Jane does lately....we got so many oreo-cookie xaliimoos hanging with jason now instead of Tyrone ...forget faarax ..we have been downgraded to being skinny asses and being ugly....and more into our culture and being somali and real muslims...
.Xaliimoos are graduating from the blacks and going for small-dicked-gus buurqab whiteboys... after she is being played and after she vacuumed so many whiteboys buuryo-qab gusses, she wants to settle and get a skinny faarax ...
on another take, provided that you go to africa to get a decent xaliimo yet no exposed to western decandance .... i've heard the saying that married Faaraxs live longer and look somewhat fullfilled.... well if that the case and it's that important to u.... jus live together for at least three years... and you can say you're married...
in the interest of full disclosure ...let me tell you a little bit about where i'm coming from... i have never been married.... my father went through 10 marriages and 6 divorces....he is an octogenerian now and have wedded after we brought him here to an old xallimo age 65 to milk her SSI and to get his daily back massage..
He told me his 2nd wife was a real piece of work... when they split up... she decided that she did not want my father to see his daughters ...
My uncle who married to this ugly evil Dooro (we think she MJ) chick with big forehead and big teeth also told me to stay away from marrying Somali xaliimoos in USA. to throw him out and got divorced she made up a story that he had molested his step daughter... and got the daughter to say it....
my half-step-cousin was the like 3 years old at the time... and even if she was being molested...which i doubt but could be possible since my uncle is an alcoholic, weed-smoker and a qat junkie ... i don't know that a 3-4 year old has the vocabulary to express it... and my uncle definitely is not a pedophile ...(by the way it was only a civil case...not criminal)
anyways...my pops spent the next 5-6 years fighting this case.... and finally won joint custody and no more than a year into the agreement.... his daughter called him up one day... and said she didn't wanna see him anymore...
my uncle decided to respect her wishes.... and he let his ex-wife's new Qaldaan husband adopt his step-daughter....
now for all that bull shit ...my uncle could have stayed single ... and shit would have wound up the same way ...but he's old skool and he believes in the institute of marriage...
anyways, i don't wann end up like my father having serial marriage ....
and become like my uncle stay unhappy, divorced , accused of child molestation and have a bad name .....
I don't wanna marry a xaliimo who have been with gizzilion tyrones and jasons ...who have anally banged and orally gagged....
I don't wanna marry at all. to hel with the marriage ..to hell with xaliimoos
I know why chicks especially somali Xaliimoos want to get married.. they care more about the wedding night, wasting 20k on a lousy party with so many waji-xumayaal and flight 13 maryooleey latter-days comers and wanna bee ciyaal xaafad... they care about more about the expensive furniture and jewlery on your credit cards, financial security, they don't have to work ...could stay home ..talk on the phone and gossip all day long ....and cook some spicey fat-saturated bariis and baasto ...etc ...
and if things don't work ou for the first three years ...alimony, child support, and basically half of everything.... they got more freedom being single-mothers to become sluts and sleep around and party without being called hoes ...since their virginity is no more questioned and isnot an issue...
but as a Somali skinny Faarax in the USA and Canada . ...what is the incentive to get married...
i think we get a tax break....but then we file seperately and she calims all the kids . We also get the same mutilated $iil every night to pound ... i mean the same $iil we had the night before the wedding party...
and you always hear about the depressed faarax who rushed to marriage trap always talking about how they essentially are forced to acquiesce to their wives request and demands day in day out and can't hang out with their friends no more.
i still don't understand why that is.... but if that is the case... why would anybody give up their autonomy and independence. I enjoy being single and a playboy....I already got a sexy xaliimo pregnant and if she gicves birth to healthy baby-boy..i got a mini-me who will wreak havoc like a real Mooryaan..in the blood and in the genes...
and i do realize that our xaliimoos are brainwashed by tv shows and mainstream unreal western culture ...and not real Somali life.... but in most cases there's at least a hint of truth... otherwise it wouldn't be so discussed... Xaliimo does as Jane does lately....we got so many oreo-cookie xaliimoos hanging with jason now instead of Tyrone ...forget faarax ..we have been downgraded to being skinny asses and being ugly....and more into our culture and being somali and real muslims...
.Xaliimoos are graduating from the blacks and going for small-dicked-gus buurqab whiteboys... after she is being played and after she vacuumed so many whiteboys buuryo-qab gusses, she wants to settle and get a skinny faarax ...
on another take, provided that you go to africa to get a decent xaliimo yet no exposed to western decandance .... i've heard the saying that married Faaraxs live longer and look somewhat fullfilled.... well if that the case and it's that important to u.... jus live together for at least three years... and you can say you're married...
in the interest of full disclosure ...let me tell you a little bit about where i'm coming from... i have never been married.... my father went through 10 marriages and 6 divorces....he is an octogenerian now and have wedded after we brought him here to an old xallimo age 65 to milk her SSI and to get his daily back massage..
He told me his 2nd wife was a real piece of work... when they split up... she decided that she did not want my father to see his daughters ...
My uncle who married to this ugly evil Dooro (we think she MJ) chick with big forehead and big teeth also told me to stay away from marrying Somali xaliimoos in USA. to throw him out and got divorced she made up a story that he had molested his step daughter... and got the daughter to say it....
my half-step-cousin was the like 3 years old at the time... and even if she was being molested...which i doubt but could be possible since my uncle is an alcoholic, weed-smoker and a qat junkie ... i don't know that a 3-4 year old has the vocabulary to express it... and my uncle definitely is not a pedophile ...(by the way it was only a civil case...not criminal)
anyways...my pops spent the next 5-6 years fighting this case.... and finally won joint custody and no more than a year into the agreement.... his daughter called him up one day... and said she didn't wanna see him anymore...
my uncle decided to respect her wishes.... and he let his ex-wife's new Qaldaan husband adopt his step-daughter....
now for all that bull shit ...my uncle could have stayed single ... and shit would have wound up the same way ...but he's old skool and he believes in the institute of marriage...
anyways, i don't wann end up like my father having serial marriage ....
and become like my uncle stay unhappy, divorced , accused of child molestation and have a bad name .....
I don't wanna marry a xaliimo who have been with gizzilion tyrones and jasons ...who have anally banged and orally gagged....
I don't wanna marry at all. to hel with the marriage ..to hell with xaliimoos
Oh how sweet thanks huuuno! Dont worry about Xabaash-he can insult women as much he wants--Qaniis insults dotn count. Hes one of us. 