THE CREATION OF THE VAGINA

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THE CREATION OF THE VAGINA

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THE CREATION OF THE VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pu$$y to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He su.cked it and fuc.ked it and called it a c.unt
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The dog should shit in your mouth.
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[quote="DEEP_SOUL"]The dog should shit in your mouth.[/quote]

thats weak

go to sleep Laughing
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Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
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Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Sad freak
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[quote="R.I.P Kiyan"][quote="DEEP_SOUL"]The dog should shit in your mouth.[/quote]

thats weak

go to sleep Laughing[/quote]

What the fuck do you want from my balls?
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[quote="DEEP_SOUL"][quote="R.I.P Kiyan"][quote="DEEP_SOUL"]The dog should shit in your mouth.[/quote]

thats weak

go to sleep Laughing[/quote]

What the **** do you want from my balls?[/quote]

I wanted to sell it to a SCOTTISH butcher Laughing Laughing
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that butcher would call them pub manz to gangrape her in the toilets Laughing Laughing
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[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]that butcher would call them pub manz to gangrape her in the toilets Laughing Laughing[/quote]

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grabs her in a bear hug and locks the door Laughing Laughing
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[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]grabs her in a bear hug and locks the door Laughing Laughing[/quote]

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[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.[/quote]



wtfffff without wat
i swear he couldnt find no other word
and that poem iz gay Rolling Eyes Arrow
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then they get a broken glass cut her balls out Laughing Laughing
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[quote="Buzzy B_00"]:roll: Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Sad freak[/quote]
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akhaas!...... war dee niyoo i thut u were betta than this.... akhh tulaye!

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