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THE CREATION OF THE VAGINA

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:12 am
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
THE CREATION OF THE VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pu$$y to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He su.cked it and fuc.ked it and called it a c.unt

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:12 am
by DEEP_SOUL
The dog should shit in your mouth.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:13 am
by R.I.P Kiyan
[quote="DEEP_SOUL"]The dog should shit in your mouth.[/quote]

thats weak

go to sleep Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:13 am
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:15 am
by Buzzy B_00
Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Sad freak

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:15 am
by DEEP_SOUL
[quote="R.I.P Kiyan"][quote="DEEP_SOUL"]The dog should shit in your mouth.[/quote]

thats weak

go to sleep Laughing[/quote]

What the fuck do you want from my balls?

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:18 am
by R.I.P Kiyan
[quote="DEEP_SOUL"][quote="R.I.P Kiyan"][quote="DEEP_SOUL"]The dog should shit in your mouth.[/quote]

thats weak

go to sleep Laughing[/quote]

What the **** do you want from my balls?[/quote]

I wanted to sell it to a SCOTTISH butcher Laughing Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:19 am
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
that butcher would call them pub manz to gangrape her in the toilets Laughing Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:22 am
by R.I.P Kiyan
[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]that butcher would call them pub manz to gangrape her in the toilets Laughing Laughing[/quote]

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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:23 am
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
grabs her in a bear hug and locks the door Laughing Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:26 am
by R.I.P Kiyan
[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]grabs her in a bear hug and locks the door Laughing Laughing[/quote]

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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:26 am
by lady biggle
[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.[/quote]



wtfffff without wat
i swear he couldnt find no other word
and that poem iz gay Rolling Eyes Arrow

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:28 am
by R.I.P Kiyan
then they get a broken glass cut her balls out Laughing Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:50 pm
by Gang Green's Social Life
[quote="Buzzy B_00"]:roll: Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Sad freak[/quote]

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:41 pm
by _BuFF_GYAL_
akhaas!...... war dee niyoo i thut u were betta than this.... akhh tulaye!

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