joke of the day.........

Mystic_Angel · Post by **Mystic_Angel** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:04 am

A farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Post by **Basra-** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:16 am

Not funny. Rolling Eyes

Mystic_Angel · Post by **Mystic_Angel** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:19 am

sure it isn't but why did you feel the need to reply to it?.. Rolling Eyes

1nemansquad · Post by **1nemansquad** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:23 am

Silly ..

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:26 am

Two blonds were sitting on the Cheasapeake Bay and one says to the other "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the Moon."

The other responds "Helloooooo, can you see Florida from here?"

*zabah · Post by *zabah » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:05 am

[quote="Mystic_Angel"]sure it isn't but why did you feel the need to reply to it?.. Rolling Eyes

[/quote]

because waa caqli caruur a mid-thiry woman who sadly never grows.... Laughing

surprise surprise mystic.. Very Happy

Post by **Basra-** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:07 am

[quote="*zabah"][quote="Mystic_Angel"]sure it isn't but why did you feel the need to reply to it?.. Rolling Eyes

[/quote]

because waa caqli caruur a mid-thiry woman who sadly never grows.... Laughing

surprise surprise mystic.. Very Happy

[/quote]

zabah.... Rolling Eyes

What makes u believe We dont know u are Mystic & also that u are in your late 30s??? Rolling Eyes

*zabah · Post by *zabah » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:10 am

the truth hurts eh maskiin... Laughing

Post by **Basra-** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:11 am

Oh did it hurt? Sorry Hibibti! Crying or Very sad

*zabah · Post by *zabah » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:13 am

pathetic bitch... Laughing

Post by **Basra-** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:14 am

I lof u despite your qaxboniimo & Buraaniimo...zabah Wink

*zabah · Post by *zabah » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:16 am

I know for sure if i had a ceeb you would ride on it like there was no tommorow... Razz

Post by **Basra-** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:17 am

uffff---butch fat love! Laughing

*zabah · Post by *zabah » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:31 am

you;d love it, don't ya?. Shocked

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