OTTAWA'S MOST WANTED: XALIIMO ALSO KNOWN AS CUNTO-CUN

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OTTAWA'S MOST WANTED: XALIIMO ALSO KNOWN AS CUNTO-CUN
Saturday, 18. November 2006, 09:17:49


We The staff of Baranbaro Magazine have received crucial yet prominent information from outraged fast-food restaurants positioned in or around the outskirts of the city many know as Ottawa, they have intertwined and are working together to battle one common enemy, the exclusive and still at large xaliima aka Cunto-Cun ( Somali word for: Food-Devourer ), she is wanted not for criminal acts but simply for public safety, Ms. Cunto-Cun is sought after for:


Egocentric-Behavior: Paying costumers in various restaurants have complained about their food orders "Magically" disapearing, after intense research and many hours of viewing surveillance in slow motion, we have caught notorious xaliimo in action, she was responsible for the swift-swap food grabbing, a fast martial art-technique that takes years of practicing to master it, it's only taught in the hills of Baydhabo.



Obnoxious-Conduct: Ms. Cunto-Cun spent many years perfecting her image, she was once employed by KFC or as she likes to call it "Ka-Farxi-Calosha", the second day when the manager, Mark Anthony showed up to open the restaurants located in James Road, right across from Pimp-R-Us clothing store, to his surprise all the food, food supplies that was stored in the freezer or the backroom simply was "GONE". later Ottawa Police Department(A.P.D) along with Chinese forensic detectives located all missing items to a abandon one room apartment, it was safely recovered!



She is a menace To society that needs to be caught by all means necessary
-Steven Williams Head Of NFA: National Food Association

War Soo qabta----dila Ama Garaaca bastarada dhafoorka dheer leh
-Hussian Ali owner of: Somali Cuisine ( Mukhaayet)

Help us help you, please contact the local police department if you have any information
-Spokesman for: Fast-Food Inc.


It has come to our attention that some reliable sources and authoritatively concerned Somali youths have send us pictures of most likely girls that fit the illustrious description of Cunto-Cun , please help us put a face on the scavenger burger predator:



Government Information:


NAME: Xaliima aka Cunto-Cun
Age: Will be turning 21 in, January 1
Sex: confused ??

Martial status: Single Mother
Education: Specializes in Foodology

Awards: She holds the world recorded
In consuming 20 double cheeseburger
In about 10 minutes.

Most known For: she is known to brag about
How she was kick out of 12 all you can eat restaurants
Around Toranto and Ottawa area. Some people swear, when she is
Eating food , she doesnt chew.

[R.I.P Kiyan]

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