Are you Polish ?

[Grant]

Subject: Polish Sausage


In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,

"Well then why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot.

[1nemansquad]

Lame, but hey Basra might laugh at it

[R.I.P Kiyan]

[quote="1nemansquad"]Lame, but hey Basra might laugh at it[/quote]

why..is she a half pole

[Ay iisho]

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[Demure]

That's funny.

[kambuli]

OMG!

If I show this joke to Polish co-worker she will be mad..

[Ashlee]