Top 25 Muslim pick up lines.

Bazuuka · Post by **Bazuuka** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:54 pm

1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
2. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
3. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
4."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
5."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
6."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
7."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"
8. So, read any good Surahs lately?
9. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
10. Lets get married so I donÂ’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room
11. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
12. Do you work for the FBI ? Because you've just abducted my heart.
13. Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB!
14. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
15.. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
16. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
17. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
18. That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?
19. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
20. I didnÂ’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
21. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'
22. Wanna pray in jamaat, shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
23. "*guy looks under girls hijab* "sorry, i was looking for the made in jannah tag"
24. "After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"
25. "Are those legs halal?"

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:54 pm

disrespectful

HELWAA · Post by **HELWAA** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:02 pm

HORTA........HAR DU INGA VÃ„NNER ATT UMGÃ…S MED......JAG TRODDE STOCKHOLM VAR FULLT AV LIV Laughing

Bazuuka · Post by **Bazuuka** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:44 pm

sÃ¥ betyder det alltsÃ¥ att du bor inte i sthlm Shocked

HELWAA · Post by **HELWAA** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:56 pm

[quote="Bazuuka"]:lol:

sÃ¥ betyder det alltsÃ¥ att du bor inte i sthlm Shocked

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nej jag har aldrig varit i stockholm Sad

Bazuuka · Post by **Bazuuka** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:02 pm

LÃ¥t mig gissa du bor i Falkenberg eller GÃ¶teborg

FrÃ¥n och med nu du kan komma och besÃ¶ka mig jag bor i en tvÃ¥a du skulle sÃ¶va sÃ¶vrummet jag ska sÃ¶va pÃ¥ soffan Laughing

jag kan vara rÃ¤tt generÃ¶s och fÃ¶rstÃ¥ende Laughing

Ashlee · Post by **Ashlee** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:00 pm

Gacalisa · Post by **Gacalisa** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:08 pm

#1 is kinda like a what a Somali would say, without the hair though.

kambuli · Post by **kambuli** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:41 pm

Horta what is the I see you your hair Mad

I am not even talking about men and their ways.... But one day these women who claims to be a good "muslim" comes to me and says"
Sister your hair is showing" We are talking of a streak...In yar oo xagga hore ka muuqatay from my scarf... And then she comes to me and shoves the hair back.... But if you will believe me she was wearing a see-through long garment with no slip(googarad) and when she walkes towards any sunlight you can see her cawro....And she was concerned of a little hair... Paleassssssssssssssse...

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:39 am

I want to see the girl showing off her ass. Kambuli, where is she at?

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Top 25 Muslim pick up lines.

Top 25 Muslim pick up lines.