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I WITNESSED A MURDER TODAY

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:15 pm
by Libah86
I think I'm going to throw up!

I was riding home from school today on my bus from an early class, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 999 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a gun out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Re: I WITNESSED A MURDER TODAY

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:16 pm
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
[quote="Libah86"]I think I'm going to throw up!

I was riding home from school today on my bus from an early class, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 999 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a gun out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.[/quote]

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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:17 pm
by Libah86
abuu Faas futada iska mare

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:18 pm
by *+*Bliss+*+
libah u b!tch

u had me goin there for a min

damn

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:20 pm
by Copy.&.Paste

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:22 pm
by Broud-SeesTar
lmao..wallahi that was too funny. i was laughin soo hard hooyo thought i was shukansing someone on the Net and called me a love....pretty sad eh, yah i know.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:28 pm
by Ashlee
^ Laughing Laughing that was funnier than the fresh prince rip-off, which i didn't even bother to read. except for the last line.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:30 pm
by Qaarxiye
what is the big deal here.......... Confused

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:54 pm
by Ashlee
^did you read it? i take it you didn't.

first of all, he's saying he witnessed a murder, when in fact all he did was copy lines straight outta fresh prince of bel air.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:10 pm
by Broud-SeesTar
you think me being called a love is funny?..

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:12 pm
by Qaarxiye
^ You mom remind me of my nieghbor...............she calls her duaghters that. Laughing


Ashlee...........I read the story and what the hell is the point, he sees murder and the next thing his singing along fresh prince theme song. sh1d mother-hell.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:12 pm
by Ashlee
no, no. my mom's done worse, so i know where you're coming from. Sad Smile

she caught me sharing a blunt with my ''homies'' (yeah right) and she kicked me out of my crib...so i had to go to my mediterranean grandmother who speaks no english.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:21 pm
by Broud-SeesTar
lool@sharing a blunt
miskiinad
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iv been called worse for stupid reasons..ONE TIME..

i offered this poor lady a ride wallahi it was snowing haaardddbody..and hooyo was in the car wif me and so when i stoped i rolled down the passengers window(where hooyo was sittin) and as i was askin the lady hooyo goes NO NO NOOO SSHH SHH GO AWAY TO THE LADY AS SHE WAS HEADING TOWARDS THE CAR..it was too funny.Ofcourse hooyo called me dabaal,fadhiqo,fataalad..she just kept on going.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:25 pm
by Ashlee
for helping the lady? Laughing

i love how old somali people all think the same, no matter where you are from. if you're over your mid 20s, and aren't married, then you're nothing. that's all lifes about to them: getting married.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:32 pm
by Broud-SeesTar
According to hooyo the lady wqas crazy and homeless..
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but yeah thats soo true...all habro care about is marriage...its sickning, i for one came here for education not to get married and have thousands of annoying ciyaal.