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the double chinned bastard

''The Horn of Africa, my favorite free-fire zone, has some good news and some bad. The bad news is, Somalia has gone peaceful. The good news is, not for long.''

This guy is really funny..he reminds me of Galol sometimes..


"The Somali version of Islamic rule isn't so down on girls getting out and around. Hell, nobody could come close to the way Pushtun feel about females anyway; there's a Pushtun saying, "Women belong in the home or in the grave," and another, a real doozy: "Even your own mother and sister are disgusting." Interesting people.

The Somalis are nowhere near that interesting about girls, maybe because Somali women are pretty hot, a lot better looking than those beardy Pushtun females. If you ask me, those women from the Horn of Africa are among the best looking around. One good thing about famine -- keeps the girls model-thin."

^^^^

what nerve?
"'The Horn of Africa, my favorite free-fire zone, has some good news and some bad. The bad news is, Somalia has gone peaceful. The good news is, not for long.''

lol:

he is very funny and a realist, only if you could understand general knowledge about humour as an art form. i got many real bad somali jokes. do you wanna hear?

[quote="Cawar"]
The Somalis are nowhere near that interesting about girls, maybe because Somali women are pretty hot, a lot better looking than those beardy Pushtun females. If you ask me, those women from the Horn of Africa are among the best looking around. One good thing about famine -- keeps the girls model-thin."

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that pissed me off how dare he

your both morons

Blue

The guy is funny and he is telling his stories through humour..which you lack as it seems..

Famine is a reality in Somalia no one can deny that, and Somali women are hot in his oppinion and mine too..

So when the figurehead of the Union of Islamic Courts, a "moderate" named Ahmed, held a press conference at Mogadishu U., a girl asked him, "Are you the Taleban?"

Well, you can tell these Islamists have some kind of greasy Karl Rove working for them because the Sheikh put on a big smile and said all shiny, "Actually, I am happy a woman is asking this question - at a university campus."

Great answer. Didn't say no, just said he's glad to get this scene on video, because it's such perfect PR: "Look how free our women are! How wonderfully insolent this female has been, and here am I, a sheikh, not having her dipped in boiling oil! Is it not marvelous?"

Of course he probably mumbled some private instructions to some one-eyed Jihadi with a bowie knife once the cameras looked away, and that woman is probably fertilizing the deserts now, but it's the look that counts. These guys aren't going to blow up Buddhas like the real Taleban. They're what you call media-savvy.

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blue rush thanks for the link, seven of us are laughing.

"The Somali version of Islamic rule isn't so down on girls getting out and around. Hell, nobody could come close to the way Pushtun feel about females anyway; there's a Pushtun saying, "Women belong in the home or in the grave," and another, a real doozy: "Even your own mother and sister are disgusting." Interesting people.

The Somalis are nowhere near that interesting about girls, maybe because Somali women are pretty hot, a lot better looking than those beardy Pushtun females. If you ask me, those women from the Horn of Africa are among the best looking around. One good thing about famine -- keeps the girls model-thin."



hot not by design but by environment.

Musika man


So you dont want to have a peaceful Somalia

kulahaa he is being realistic....

seven of u how are they

[quote="highclass"]Musika man


So you dont want to have a peaceful Somalia

kulahaa he is being realistic....[/quote]

high class, if peace hits you in the front, left or right you wouldn't notice. stay in europe and keep cyber fighting with your enemies the isaks. before you fight the isaks, make sure all your harti people have beards fighting for the sake of the harti tribal religion, the new tigres. you make the idea of peace and somalia a joke.

munafiq man i pitty u

he is just being funny and making humor out the situation...

blue

you know you can send him email

i did

I love the part of the Sharia on excess of speed in the cars... or the illegal turn left...

I thought it was an excellent satire, aside from the tasteless “famine/model thin” comment.