25 Signs You've Grown Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daanyeer · Post by **Daanyeer** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:31 pm

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January 26, 2007

25 Signs You've Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

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HELWAA · Post by **HELWAA** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:37 pm

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

Laughing

Gedo_Boy · Post by **Gedo_Boy** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:06 pm

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

Laughing

I've still got time.

BLUE RUSH · Post by **BLUE RUSH** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:09 pm

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

Laughing

i still havent grown up Confused

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:10 pm

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

So if none applies to you..your still a kid huh?? Laughing

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:20 pm

this list applies only to people over 35 Rolling Eyes

HELWAA · Post by **HELWAA** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:22 pm

[quote="mahamed99_sex"]this list applies only to people over 35 Rolling Eyes

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i think CAWAR IS Embarassed

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:27 pm

gedo_gurl · Post by **gedo_gurl** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:39 pm

Only if you were a drunkard and an insomniac in your youth.....by this anon's account of youth/middle age, its not a matter of growing up, but being cured.

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:00 pm

[quote="HELWAA"][quote="mahamed99_sex"]this list applies only to people over 35 Rolling Eyes

[/quote]

i think CAWAR IS Embarassed

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Hey I am over 40 remember??? Very Happy

Ashlee · Post by **Ashlee** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:43 pm

"23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work."

Neutral

Qumanyoo · Post by **Qumanyoo** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:48 pm

^^^ for me its even less!

Ashlee · Post by **Ashlee** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:50 pm

what do you mean?