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How to get with a love somali chick

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let me tell ya...rent a dope ride when there is wedding or something...look for a dumb blonde wanna be during the party and holla at her outside...by the lexus..she gonna follow u anywhere..ofcourse you gotta overcome the..somali thing..u know..lock down 24/7...maybe u can meet her by the grocery store or something after that..

The other thing which is very popular these days is..grown azz man pretending to be Ciyaal Mareekan..i mean pretend you are JareerMarekan...Jeans dhulka xaaqayo almost falling off u gotta pull it up every five seconds...speak like u got something stuck in your mouf..and keep saying " you know what am saying..u feel me baby" every other second like u said something important..speak in broken ebonics...act like books is a form of disease....man the new somali gals like stupid ni&&az so act dumb...you be cruzing in cruise control

I have more clues for yall you so u can hit me up..i will FedEX you "99 ways to get a Xaliimo" for free mayne...keep repping



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Re: How to get with a love somali chick

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[quote="Ripperface"]..ofcourse you gotta overcome the..somali thing..u know..lock down 24/7...maybe u can meet her by the grocery store or something after that..

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Habarta lankeed uusheeg to every bit of details on the subject Arrow
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Yo..original BadBoY of SOmalinet my homie Ninxoon has his own bussiness In hargeisa he is happly married and still kicking it so on behave of him let me ride on yall..was quite for a minute now this newbie byches is tripping..nayaaaaaaaaaaas...listen here..we still here..just coz we relaxed on y'll h0ez dont mean u cant talk ish on the forums about Faarahs...and all the Xaliimoz who wanna call me names...well thank you very armacho in advance..but ama talk ish about the Xaliimoz..put a leash on y'll..speaking tha truth..

Let me start with this civilized thinking xaliimo..she tha type who is stuck at JC for that past five years..she is 27 but tells everyone she is 18..(damn how long u gonna be stuck on 18 mama)..but anyways...she is kinda stressed about marriage coz she cant find a Faarah..she is an expert in Jag Jag on jamaincans and Afro-Americans, Black British...but still claiming that V-Card....she is a regular at them hip hop joints..so u know she is in by 9...dancing with Gorrilla man..her pants is wet from tha back and front by the time it is done..

So such a Xaliimo..what can a Faarah say..ofcourse we say she is Dh!l0!!!! and the civilized xaliimo gets mad?! Why? Coz we speak that truth!!!!!!!!! , who wants you..u think somali guy would want you???????

Aight..am out for now..back with next typa xaliimo..and all the things that is wrong with somali xaliimo in the west...

Debate is welcome..stupidity will be answered to the same rhetoric...


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"man the new somali gals like stupid ni&&az so act dumb...you be cruzing in cruise control"

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hadeh isku xishood..our somali community doesnt have any "dhilos"
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[quote="J-EASY"]Habarta lankeed uusheeg to every bit of details on the subject Arrow[/quote]



what happened faggot????you ran out of JAAD..? Laughing
calm down kid....
take your madness to the library and study
hard..kiddo
cuse you are not in the same league as Mr.Rippa
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[quote="Ripperface"][quote="J-EASY"]Habarta lankeed uusheeg to every bit of details on the subject Arrow[/quote]



what happened faggot????you ran out of JAAD..? Laughing
calm down kid....
take your madness to the library and study
hard..kiddo
cuse you are not in the same league as Mr.Rippa[/quote]

Ninxoon wannabee mofo Arrow

get real bitcc n stop living under someones shadow u worthless scum Arrow
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Post by fagash_killer »

ripperface deze mensen doen alsof er geen somalishe hoeren bestaan Laughing
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Post by Ashlee »

why is that most somali men think so badly about somali women? if they see her with a non-somali -- they automatically think she's doing the nasty with him, and she's a w.hore. Surprised
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[quote="J-EASY"][quote="Ripperface"][quote="J-EASY"]Habarta lankeed uusheeg to every bit of details on the subject Arrow[/quote]



what happened faggot????you ran out of JAAD..? Laughing
calm down kid....
take your madness to the library and study
hard..kiddo
cuse you are not in the same league as Mr.Rippa[/quote]

Ninxoon wannabee **** Arrow

get real bitcc n stop living under someones shadow u worthless scum Arrow[/quote]



Gay-easy If you only knew you lil punk Laughing

boy oh boy, these skinny motha fuka fresh off flight 13 in 2 years will be wearing a baggy jeans and bandana and they think they are the shit . ..
refugee ass motha fucca never seem to amaze me.
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Faqash lover shutt fukkk up ik ga jouw goeie karbaash geven jij moet niet zo veel onzin lullen over my qabill.
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What does what I said got anything to do with qaaxoti oo baadiye kaa so doofy.......u sick in head man.... Arrow
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Somali men at times get insecure..
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