Civilising the Barbarian - The Arts

[Padishah]

Right.

I have appointed myself the task of civilising you assorted collection of Barbarians, Phillistines, Ruffians, Vandals, Vagabonds and generally uncivilised uncultured brutes, and turn you all into Homo Sapien Sapien, inshAllah. I shall endeavour to fulfill this task to the best of my formidable ability.

Today, as the first installment of this collection, I have for you a lovely song by the famous Ahmed Naji, entitled 'Hidiyooy'. Something Somali so as to minimise the shock to your Neanderthal Central Nervous systems, that might not be able to handle the strain of foreign Art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXOAicyBCq4

Enjoy folks!

[DawladSade]

Fake dot com. Throw away the dictionary and join reality laxdaa tahay cune

[Advocatar]

do you really understand the content of the 'colorful' lyrics.......


dowladsade........sxb that's how he really talks, walahi his not faking.

[Padishah]

Dawladsade, did you even try the video? Shame.

I did anticipate some resistance to my program for the civilisation of the Barbarians.

But, as the famous adage goes: [b]Resistance is futile![/b] Muahahahahahahaha

Oh, Advocator, the lyrics I thought were appropriate for the Barbarians.

[DawladSade]

Padishah, Pitsaleh, whats' the difference, i thought the individual would change but bullscreek! disappoint sets in

[Padishah]

Don't confuse me with that disgusting fag Pitsaleh.

Akhas! I have never seen one crave another man's lower orifice as much as he does.

[biko]

i take it you are Female.

[Padishah]

No. Not particularly.

If you're thinking the name is effeminate, then read:

Padishah is a Persian word meaning [b]Great King[/b], or [b]High King[/b]. It was used by Persian, Ottoman and Mughal Royalty as a title. Where [b]I[/b] got it from was reading the [b]Dune[/b] series by Frank Herbert, a Sci-Fi fiction series to do with the effects of hydraulic despotism, that is, witholding a vital resource to control people. Anywho, there wis within the book the [b]Padishah[/b] Emperor Shaddam IV who ruled the known galacy blah blah blah.

Hope I cleared it up.

[biko]

it had nothing to do with the namesxb, but you saying akhas few times, so naturaly i thought you might be a female.

[RIIGHAYE]

Who is barbarian? Just because you took some courses in the physical anthroplogy doesn't give you the justification to brand everyone here as barbarian. Barbar was derived from Greek and they refered to whoever spoke any language other than theirs. You need to read the etiquetes of how to debate with people because you really seem barbaric writer to me.

[biko]

waryaa, to call you barbarian and savage is to compliment you so STFU>

[RIIGHAYE]

[Padishah]

[quote="biko"]it had nothing to do with the namesxb, but you saying akhas few times, so naturaly i thought you might be a female.[/quote]

Gender specific word usage. Didn't know that 'Akhas!' was female.

[quote="RIIGHAYE"]Who is barbarian? Just because you took some courses in the physical anthroplogy doesn't give you the justification to brand everyone here as barbarian. Barbar was derived from Greek and they refered to whoever spoke any language other than theirs. You need to read the etiquetes of how to debate with people because you really seem barbaric writer to me. [/quote]

Er, no. I did not do any course in Physical Anthropology at all, and I have no idea where that came from. I'm well aware of the origins of the word thankyou. And the idea that one is a barbarian and capable of writing is oxymoronic. Who ever heard of a civilised barbarian?

[biko]

its mainly used by female sxb. thats what threw me off.

[J-EASY]

Padishah..... good concept even thou im not theorally interested in the subject....the reason some of these cats on the forums are giving u a hard time is becos u r marjeerteen.... few karbashs will adjust them superbly........if u decide to do so.