for all the london people

[lookz]

You been in london way too long if you

You have never been to The Tower or Madame Tussauds but love Brighton.

You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Shepherds Bush to Elephant & Castle at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Dorset on a map.

Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

Your door has more than three locks

You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

You consider Essex the "countryside"

You think Hyde Park is "nature"

You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the UK pay in rent

Your cleaner is Portuguese, your local internet cafe is Somali, your butcher is halal, your deli man is Israeli, your landlord is Italian, your laundry guy is Philippino, your bartender is Australian, your favourite diner owner is Greek, the watch seller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was African, your newsagent is Indian and your local English chippie owner is Turkish.

You wouldn't want to live anywhere else until you get married

You roll your eyes and say 'tsk' at the news that someone has thrown himself under a tube train.

Your day is ruined if you don't get a copy of Metro on the way to work.

[Lil_Cutie..]

''Hookers and the homeless are invisible.''

''You consider Essex the "countryside"

''You think Hyde Park is "nature"


Especially -- ''Your day is ruined if you don't get a copy of Metro on the way to work.''

[Ashlee]

"You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression."

i swear that's me...

[lookz]

Your cleaner is Portuguese, your local internet cafe is Somali, your butcher is halal, your deli man is Israeli, your landlord is Italian, your laundry guy is Philippino, your bartender is Australian, your favourite diner owner is Greek, the watch seller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was African, your newsagent is Indian and your local English chippie owner is Turkish.

this one is soo true...

this is what i love about living in london

[Mr Bill]

NAYA caadhi iskadig. just because you go UNI DOES'NT MEAN you can hide in the GENREAL FORUM. come back too ur FAM naya

[EASTSIDE-05]

dey got 2pac in der now