So damn $exy

[DisplacedDiraac]

I finally got myself a job, I actually never thought I would be working, bloody cheap labour. absolutely rubbish, I have to wake up sooo bloody early, 11, bloody hell, last time I woke up that early was back in secondary school, anywhoo I brought myself this buff suit for my first day as a career woman, damn I looked soo damn good, even that buff guy next door was checking me out, bloody hell why im I lieing that guy always checks me out, fooool im engaged, put your bloody eyes back into your face, im looking pasted you, I got my hair did, my nails did, damn it I looked fab with my new high heels, pretty woman walking, yeah yeah I know im stunning, absolutely breath taking, now I now why my manager gave me the job, im a bloody eye candy, them lowlife in school always told me that, but I never actually paid any attention.
Hold hold on, bloody hold on, whats missing here, I’ve got my lipgloss, my handbag, check, im wearing my belt today, check, im rolling my eyes while im writing this topic, hold on, OMG OMG OMG, ooooooo my goooooooooooooood, where on earth is that *rolling eyes* icon
Faints
Im so damn $exy, even the pc would wanna touch me up

[Shani_can]

Dont Copy And Paste Other Peoples Post BELED WEYNE EXPOSE HER

[DisplacedDiraac]

is this mr model wannabe, mr drawback himself, mr im a southall sket, mr the asians toyboy, mr come and pock me in the futo, mr get your ugly arse out of my topic, b!tch

[Shani_can]

Okay Its All Greeze I Feel Bad For Yung Gunn

[DisplacedDiraac]

yeah, thats a good little boy to bad the draw back isn't as little as the rest of your body
i would feel bad for myself to, if my drawback greeted my customers before i did yes its back

[Shani_can]

Yung Gunn Is Pissed

[Tha Problem...]

[quote="WestLdnShawty"]yeah, thats a good little boy to bad the draw back isn't as little as the rest of your body
i would feel bad for myself to, if my drawback greeted my customers before i did yes its back [/quote]

[DipZy]

[quote="Shani_can"]Okay Its All Greeze I Feel Bad For Yung Gunn[/quote]





JOOOOOOOOOKWWAAAAA

STYLL... MOLE FACE WAAAAM.. Y DNT U CUM OUT NO' MO?

MAN HEARD U HAD PLASTIC SURGERY ON UR FACE AND DAT 'HENCH' MOLE REMOVED...

STYLL.. U LOOK KINDA BLESSED.. MANZ NOT GONNA LIE.. BUT DA 'MOLE' PUT U DOWN..
NOW AT LEAST UR ON A PREZZ LEVEL..

AND I BEG U STOP WEARIN A TITE JACKET IF UR TRYIN 2 HIDE A MASSIVE BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELZ..
ITZ STICKIN OUT NICELY B....

[J-EASY]

smash'd it.

[Oh_So_GheTto]

[quote="WestLdnShawty"]yeah, thats a good little boy to bad the draw back isn't as little as the rest of your body
i would feel bad for myself to, if my drawback greeted my customers before i did yes its back [/quote]




Oh ma dayzzz

[DisplacedDiraac]

To the fat purple guy who still watches baby shows

Mole face? Bloody hell this little child is absolutely ridicules how can you mistake a beautifly, absolutely stunning beauty spot on my face to some nasty mole disgusting, absolutely disgusting i say I see this little baboon is below mr brawbacks IQ level this must be a Southall diease, disgusting someone please air fresh that disgusting soo called area eww
and yes your absolutely correct, im stunning, blessed with both intelligent and looks, oo soo many haters, yet so little time
one more thing, oo darling, please, don't address a sister, whos above you yeah yeah I know this is the net, but the rules still apply and about me wearing a tight jacket, lol funny, absolutely hilarious you know me now dont you:roll: keep claiming to know me:roll: haters soo many haters, yet soo little time im soo damn $exy

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

i think he was talking to Shina can

[DisplacedDiraac]

i think he was talking to shina can he says waryaa shut up, no one is chatting to you
are you dumb? how can this little ape call shani can aka drawback kinda blessed:

[xamari_gash]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


STRAIGHT BOIE'MENT

[DipZy]

OI

MOLE FACE.. STYLL...
U STILL ROLL WIV DAT CHICK CALLED "POWDER FACE"

HOW CAN U BE ROLLIN WIV DAT... BUT DEN AGAIN.. UR JUST AS DUTTY AS HER ALIE

STYLL.. TELL HER 2 EASE UP ON DA 'FOUNDATION' AND DIANA..

MAN CAN BLATENTLY CLOCK DAT MA GYAL USED 2 BE DARK.. 4RM TIME HER HANDZ ARE SOO BLACK.. DAT DEY NEAR BLUE..

AND HER FACE IS LIGHTER DEN MICHAEL JACKSON...

HOOS U QAABO