So i linked this guy from the internet...

[DisplacedDiraac]

Yeah so I linked this guy from the internet so what, its not like you've never done it before bloody cheecky bastards uff anyway it was a late night, around midnight, no actually it was more like 12:06 I like to be accurate anywhoo, one of my girlfriends added this bloke onto our msn conversation you know a typical Somali guy badboy act with a badboy email address with a badboy name header with a badboy font you know the usual bad boy act he seemed alright, not my type but alright he's picture was erm how can I put it, rather interesting, yeah you guessed it, he was wearing a cap representing his so called HOOD he had a nice smile okay okay, I'll be honest the d!ckhead was bloody $exy, he asked to see my picture i hate when they ask for that but I told him I'd show him it later on as soon as my friend left, i went into google and found a picture of some girl she was almost as good looking as me so I thought it would be kind of fair if I showed him that picture I told him I didn't have a picture, but that girl kind of looks like me the b!tch wishes she was the uglier version of me the bastard thought I was funny and said lets link up, I told him, I didn't usually but hey what the hack, theres a first time for everything, I got out of the house in my cleaning diraac and went over to the station where we suppose to be linking up what can I say this guy looked better then his picture, he was top of the line, no really he was on top of the stairs looking around girl like me doesn't approach guys it isn't lady like even if I do know them so I let him come up to me and say 'hey are you soo and soo', my heart melted and I told him 'waryaa you f*cking desparate bastard do I look like i'm here for a linkage, hell no, get out of my face, I'm here to see my auntie', as soon as I said that, my auntie came over and we left together I went back like 15 mintues later and the guy was still standing there waiting for me, he kept trying to phone me but my phone was switched off yeah thats how we do it later that night I came on msn, I forgot to block him he was appearing offline bloody $exy bastard a window popped up from nowhere with the sentence 'where was you, I felt like a d!ckhead waiting for you' and so on like i care I set my statues to busy, and he kept nudging me annoying bastard then I set my statues to away, and he kept on nudging me then I logged off, and came back on
Hold on I need the loo, be right back

[STREET_SWEEPERR]

[quote="WestLdnShawty"]:roll: Yeah so I linked this guy from the internet so what, its not like you've never done it before bloody cheecky bastards uff anyway it was a late night, around midnight, no actually it was more like 12:06 I like to be accurate anywhoo, one of my girlfriends added this bloke onto our msn conversation you know a typical Somali guy badboy act with a badboy email address with a badboy name header with a badboy font you know the usual bad boy act he seemed alright, not my type but alright he's picture was erm how can I put it, rather interesting, yeah you guessed it, he was wearing a cap representing his so called HOOD he had a nice smile okay okay, I'll be honest the d!ckhead was bloody $exy, he asked to see my picture i hate when they ask for that but I told him I'd show him it later on as soon as my friend left, i went into google and found a picture of some girl she was almost as good looking as me so I thought it would be kind of fair if I showed him that picture I told him I didn't have a picture, but that girl kind of looks like me the b!tch wishes she was the uglier version of me the bastard thought I was funny and said lets link up, I told him, I didn't usually but hey what the hack, theres a first time for everything, I got out of the house in my cleaning diraac and went over to the station where we suppose to be linking up what can I say this guy looked better then his picture, he was top of the line, no really he was on top of the stairs looking around girl like me doesn't approach guys it isn't lady like even if I do know them so I let him come up to me and say 'hey are you soo and soo', my heart melted and I told him 'waryaa you f*cking desparate bastard do I look like i'm here for a linkage, hell no, get out of my face, I'm here to see my auntie', as soon as I said that, my auntie came over and we left together I went back like 15 mintues later and the guy was still standing there waiting for me, he kept trying to phone me but my phone was switched off yeah thats how we do it later that night I came on msn, I forgot to block him he was appearing offline bloody $exy bastard a window popped up from nowhere with the sentence 'where was you, I felt like a d!ckhead waiting for you' and so on like i care I set my statues to busy, and he kept nudging me annoying bastard then I set my statues to away, and he kept on nudging me then I logged off, and came back on
Hold on I need the loo, be right back [/quote]



WHAT A STORY

UR EYES MUST BE HURTIN U DUMB BOSH

[DisplacedDiraac]

yeah i'm back i finally decided to log off altogther he was annoying me bloody hell then he kept on phoning me and sending me text's
i've found out where the guy lives, o my god, he is sooooooooo soooooooooo sooooooo $exy i know what college he goes to, i know all the names and locations of his ex girlfriends and yeah i'm better looking then all of them put together i know his mother's name, her surname, where she buys her caano from, where she buys her diraac's from i know all of his siblings names their ages, their birthplace, i could even tell you what they got for their year 6 SATS, and year 10 SATS, and their GCSE results i know how many Tv's they have in their house i know all his friends, their families, their exes, i even know where he buys his underwear from i know where his father lives in Canada ottawa i know his house address and his father's email address basically i kind of stalked him for a while
he stopped phoning me and he blocked me on msn bloody bastard i phoned him once, just a little miss-call and he phoned me back i passed the phone onto my brother and told him, this guy was stalking me and dissing me for no reason my brother went to his college on thuesday afternoon and physically assaulted him
hold on, i need to answer my phone, be right back

[STREET_SWEEPERR]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[smooth]

Very creative chic indeed

[DisplacedDiraac]

When my brother physically assaulted him my little tiny tiny winnie obsession with this guy turned into a whole beef, I don't have that many brother's, but mashallah I have so many cousins, and they all male's, all around 18-22
this beef was going on for a few weeks, then our parents got involved and we decided to squash the stupid little beef to be honest, this made me more obsessed with him, I bunked off college, just to take pictures of him, by the way he doesn't know who I am he thinks I'm my friend, the girl that introduced us, anywho on my phone I have at least 104 pictures of him my next mission is to get some MORE pictures of him i need new pictures $exy and once again I like to be accurate with my numbers, I have 5 pictures of his house (the outdoor) 8 pictures of his mother she's a nice woman I have couple of pictures of his sisters, and a lot of his brothers and his friends I even got pictures of his ex girlfriends and no I'm not a lesbian I only took their pictures to compare them with myself like you don't do that and I look way better then them anyway I payed some little African guy who he plays football with to steal me a t-shirt that belongs to him that's my souvenir of him I haven't washed it yet and I will never wash it uff he changed his number around 4 times now, and I always find a way of getting it trust me when I put my mind into something, I work at it like a mastermind, my GP told me its specific name but I won't get into that
Anyway last eid, he brought him self a new phone, a nice orange walkman phone he was going on the bus and I kind of touched it the highlight on my eid I go into his barber's twice a week to get more information about him, but im banned from there now bastards they think im a weirdo me a weirdo, the nerve on that blick fool
hold on, i'm going to prank call him, to hear his $exy voice its like an addiction i need to get my verbal fix like 14 times a day

[AyEEyO_NiGiiS_WeYn]

loooooooooool

[DisplacedDiraac]

O my god I just gave him 6 missed calls but his phones busy in use I think his talking to Ali or Mighty mo or moody or even muzzy some of his boys are in prison some were sent back to Somalia and no I didn't have anything to do with that some are linking girls *like I said I know a lot of things* im a very dedicated girl some are at training, o my god he might be talking to one of his ex's I heard a little rumor from a source that she wanted to get back with him what a dumb b!tch walahi watch I need to think of a plan to get her sent back to Somalia or make her brother's have her on server lock down
Anywho last eid, he was planning to go to Leicester with his boys, because he wanted to link some little eurotrash hoes uff but I found a way to make him stay, I won't get into that ordeal now, its kind of complicated okay okay since I love gossip I'll tell you about it I found out who these little b!tches he was going to link were and I went to Leicester with a friend and I found out all her details, this girl had a crackhead brother he was a top alcoholic anyway I got someone to tell him that his sister was planning to play hide the bottle with some out of towners she is a hoe, so he obviously believed it he beat her up black and blue, and she's on server lock down, her parents drive her to and from college they even go in the bathroom with her when she's taking a bath that taught that little b!tch not to get in my way i even phoned her telling her to beware haha
My soon to be boo, had to cancel that mission and he stayed at home mission accomplished b!tch.
I was at aldi with my auntie, when I saw his mother, she was having difficulties carring her shopping and I offered to help her leaving my freshy auntie stranded in the supermarket come on I aint heatless I got one of my friends to take my auntie home anywho I finally accomplished one of my most difficult tasks getting into his house, I took picture of his kitchen, his living room, his toilet and all of the bedrooms his mum was really nice, she offered me a drink and some cookies even though im watching my figure I wanted to stay longer, but I could see she wanted me to leave so I did, but I did get a lot of information from her about her $exy son she kept on complimenting me saying things like how she wished all somali girls were as sweet and helpful as me she's lucky she gave birth to my soon to be boo, because if she was some other somali woman, I would have tripped her over and attacked her daugthers

[wStLdNthug]

LOOOOOOOOOL---

U MADE BEEN A STALKER LOOK COOL----AM ON IT NOW

BRB I NEED TO FIND A VICTIM----

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

[Xplosive_playa]

funniest sh!t i read in here for yrs!!

[lady biggle]

if he was buff then why the long ting

[Xplosive_playa]

[quote="lady biggle"]if he was buff then why the long ting [/quote]


he didnt want her............cant u tell

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

Summary?

[MiSs_aaqli]

LOOOOOOOOOL SUBXANLLAH THATS REALLY SOME STORY!
U SHUD THINK OF WRITING SHORT STORIES ...
SALAAM ALYKUM