Welcome to the United States

[Kramer]

Congratulations on becoming a permanent resident of
the United States of America. On behalf of the President
of the United States and the American people, we
welcome you and wish you every success in the
United States.
visit this pages for further info

http://www.whitehouse.gov
http://www.uscis.gov
http://www.fbi.gov


Signed by President Bush!

[DANGIRL]

Once i cross the Canadian border into America.Will i be greeted by Bushy,Condi,Rumsy,etc? Because i am planning to sneak into America pretty soon.

[Kramer]

u will be thoroughly checked and examined, then interrogated and interviewed. you have to pass the lie detector and HIV-test.
you will be asked if you spying for KGB or Canadian intelligence --after yest -you will be welcomed