SomaliNet Forums

Source: www.sccs.swarthmore.edu
February 21, 2007


* Willowdale, Ore.: Illegal for a husband to talk dirty during sex.

* Alabama: A man can't seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."

* Newcastle, Wyo.: Couples are prohibited from having sex in a butcher's walk-in freezer.

* Cleveland: Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes because they might reflect up her dress.

* Mississsippi: S & M is against the law. Specifically: "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude ore in undergarments or in a bizarre ore revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."

* Ames, Iowa: A husband is not allowed to take more than three swallows of beer while in bed after having sex.

* Connorsville, Wis.: It's illegal for a man to shoot a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

* Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law against having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

* Clinton, Oklahoma: It is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

* state of Washington: There is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

* Tremonton, Utah: You cannot have sex in an ambulance.

* Alexandria, Minnesota: A man cannot have sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.

* Kingsville, Texas: Two pigs cannot have sex on Kingsville airport property.

* Washington, D.C.: There is a law against having sex in any position other than face-to-face.

[b]Connorsville, Wis.: It's illegal for a man to shoot a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. [/b]

How on earth will a man do that? Have a shotgun in one hand with his d.i.c.k in hers while he gives her an orgasm? Or is the woman fingering herself thus driving the man nuts which shall prompt him to shoot her?

Anyways these laws have basis in real life. Some man must have shot his wife while she was having an orgasm in the 19th century thinking she had been possessed by the devil or something.

I can see a Somali man doing that. Especially those geeljire such as the Ogaden, Iidoor and Dhuloz. They should be prohibited to bring their AK47s in the bed!

Wareer

Wareeray waa wareeray!!

Very fascinating.

* Kingsville, Texas: Two pigs cannot have sex on Kingsville airport property.