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males and females, if you will pick a body part

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from the other gender, what will it be?

considering his avator, tigre costa likes to have a full sex change.


me, i will like to have a female face, i hate shaving and beards.

no cussing. people don't be embarassed to reveal your secret.
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Re: males and females, if you will pick a body part

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UFF DOFAAR KHANIIS Arrow
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[quote="Sadaam_Mariixmaan"]UFF DOFAAR KHANIIS Arrow[/quote]

^^^

you live here 24/7, have no life and cuss a productive person like me. another mad, moryan malnourished marexan. do you like to have anna nicole smith's silicone tits?
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if i had a pair of big tities, i would never get any work done.

ill be playing with then all day

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[quote="musika man"][quote="Sadaam_Mariixmaan"]UFF DOFAAR KHANIIS Arrow[/quote]

^^^

you live here 24/7, have no life and cuss a productive person like me. another mad, moryan malnourished marexan. do you like to have anna nicole smith's silicone tits?[/quote]

YES SAAXIB Laughing Laughing
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[quote="gurey25"]if i had a pair of big tities, i would never get any work done.

ill be playing with then all day

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^^^^

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sorry dude, sadam mariixaam got the big silicone tities. wait till pamela anderson dies.
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LOL. I don't know, the only one I can think of would severely compromise the blood-flow to my brain.
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i know a surgeon here who could do it for you at 1/4 the US prices.
i play football with him, do you want me to set up an appointment?
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[quote="PragmaticGal"]LOL. I don't know, the only one I can think of would severely compromise the blood-flow to my brain.[/quote]

a bit of penis envy i see.

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Case in point.
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i dont know what you are envious about..
it messes up your balance and you cant walk properly.....at least in my case..
and the rush of blood to that part , affects your judgment more than a few pints of lager
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[quote="gurey25"]i dont know what you are envious about..
it messes up your balance and you cant walk properly.....at least in my case..
and the rush of blood to that part , affects your judgment more than a few pints of lager[/quote]

^^^

don't lie to her. the average lamagoodley tool is 4" and if you chew jaat it shrinks to 2" like the size of a 4 year old malnourished korean boi. even 70 year old ladies can have it and sprint like osafa powel.
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[quote="musika man"][quote="gurey25"]i dont know what you are envious about..
it messes up your balance and you cant walk properly.....at least in my case..
and the rush of blood to that part , affects your judgment more than a few pints of lager[/quote]

^^^

don't lie to her. the average lamagoodley tool is 4" and if you chew jaat it shrinks to 2" like the size of a 4 year old malnourished korean boi. even 70 year old ladies can have it and sprint like osafa powel.[/quote]

the average size is 5" for most racial groups, according to studies.
how do you back up what youre saying, have you spent a lifetime observing an measuring and catalouging lamagoodley dik?
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[quote="gurey25]the average size is 5" for most racial groups, according to studies.
how do you back up what youre saying, have you spent a lifetime observing an measuring and catalouging lamagoodley dik?[/quote]

^^^

i remember reading that in a medical journal. somali lamagodleys come below average in every category. intellect, male organ sizes and etc.
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Laughing

Should've known this would devolve into a 'Mine's Bigger Than Yours' match.

Gurey, it's a "what if" thing, not a desire to go around permanently impaired. Laughing
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