Funny David Beckham Qoutes lol

[highclass]

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - DAVID BECKHAM

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7' - DAVID BECKHAM

'That was in the past - we’re in the future now' - DAVID BECKHAM

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham

"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I wasn't born"David Beckham

"Some people think that I haven't got the brains to be that clever"
/David Beckham

"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"/ David Backham

[Gatspy]

looool. I didn't know this guy is worse than Dan Quale.

[Cilmiile]

Alex ferguson one day ordered beckam to stay back on work on his free kicks for 5 hours straigth. He threatened to beat him up if he even took a 5 minute break.

after 2 hours Beckam got tired of shooting and sneaked to his house.

when he entered his bedroom he found Ferguson banging Posh spice, beckham's wife.

Beckham nearly had a heart attack. He ran back to his car, breathing a sigh of relief that Ferguson didnt see that he snuck out of training

[Kalashnikov]

BECKHAM IS HANDICAP, ON TOP HIS LACK OF BRAINCELLS WHEN HE SPEAKS HE MUMBLES LIKE ILKAYAR. I DONT GET HIM HALF OF THE TIME.

[highclass]

He started to speak english and putting sentences together after he married posh.

[Cilmiile]

highclass weli ma maxkamadii baad u niikisaa horta

[Lil_Cutie..]

Loooooooooool... I can never decide which ones more clueless Victoria or Him?

[highclass]

Cilmiile


Walasha baa ilaa imanka wasa at least she aint getting adis from tigreey

[Cilmiile]

Quite the devout muslim, arent you?

Typical ICU.

[highclass]

Stop crying, I can at least tell whats right and wrong....unlike secular bastards like you who oppose sharia.

[Cilmiile]

so shariica tells you it is hunky dory to grossly insult my sister?

You are a suitable follower for Indhacadde

[highclass]

No Sharia doesn't say so. Thats what is so good about sharia.

[PragmaticGal]

Yeah, the cool thing about sharia is that you must kill and be willing to die to have it implemented on others, but you don't have to adhere to it personally.

[Gatspy]

'That was in the past - we’re in the future now' - DAVID BECKHAM

i gotta agree with him here.