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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
because, she said , she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that , checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president "Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
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HEARDED THAT STYLLL

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POINT BEGIN BBZ Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="xamari_gash"]POINT BEGIN BBZ Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]


WHY BEING RUDE TO UR BOSS

FIX UP
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fuck dat shyt
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[quote="Dr DOCTOR"][quote="xamari_gash"]POINT BEGIN BBZ Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]


WHY BEING RUDE TO UR BOSS

FIX UP[/quote]

MY BOSS SINCE WEN
U AINT GOT ME A JOB YET Laughing Laughing Laughing
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haha xamari ur on a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIOUS mission 2day to make up for dat dancing joke huh Laughing
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IMA PRETEND I UNDERTOODS UZ YH
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or u can keep pretending that u didnt

practice makes perfect tho Wink
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Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused

SEEN WAS UR DAY SAYIN Confused Confused Confused
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[quote="Mr. Yungnfresh"]haha xamari ur on a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIOUS mission 2day to make up for dat dancing joke huh Laughing[/quote]


Basically my xamarii retarded friend..he is saying that ur previous joke about the man tryin 2 dance with his wife flopped..and ur trying too make up for it...comprende..


£46.06 please..
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ICE I UNDERSTOOD
HIM VERY CLEARLY JUST WANTED 2 SAY DAT
LOOOOOOL DO I LOOK RETARDED WAIT DNT
ANSWER DAT Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="xamari_gash"]LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ICE I UNDERSTOOD
HIM VERY CLEARLY JUST WANTED 2 SAY DAT
LOOOOOOL DO I LOOK RETARDED WAIT DNT
ANSWER DAT Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]



Laughing Laughing Laughing Theres nothin wrong with being retarded..lil wayne openly admitted he was retarded.. Shocked
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lol xamari...ur sense of humour reminds me of ur avatar

in a good way tho Smile
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IF U ADMITE DEN IMA ADMITE
TYLL DEN I AINT RETARDED
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