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- xamari_gash
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HAHAHAHAHA
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
because, she said , she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that , checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president "Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
because, she said , she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that , checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president "Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
HEARDED THAT STYLLL


- xamari_gash
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
POINT BEGIN BBZ




- Dr DOCTOR
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
[quote="xamari_gash"]POINT BEGIN BBZ
[/quote]
WHY BEING RUDE TO UR BOSS
FIX UP



WHY BEING RUDE TO UR BOSS
FIX UP
- tWiStED_aNgELL
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
fuck dat shyt
- xamari_gash
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
[quote="Dr DOCTOR"][quote="xamari_gash"]POINT BEGIN BBZ
[/quote]
WHY BEING RUDE TO UR BOSS
FIX UP[/quote]
MY BOSS SINCE WEN
U AINT GOT ME A JOB YET




WHY BEING RUDE TO UR BOSS
FIX UP[/quote]
MY BOSS SINCE WEN
U AINT GOT ME A JOB YET



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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
haha xamari ur on a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIOUS mission 2day to make up for dat dancing joke huh 

- xamari_gash
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IMA PRETEND I UNDERTOODS UZ YH
IMA PRETEND I UNDERTOODS UZ YH
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
or u can keep pretending that u didnt
practice makes perfect tho
practice makes perfect tho

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Re: HAHAHAHAHA






SEEN WAS UR DAY SAYIN



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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
[quote="Mr. Yungnfresh"]haha xamari ur on a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIOUS mission 2day to make up for dat dancing joke huh
[/quote]
Basically my xamarii retarded friend..he is saying that ur previous joke about the man tryin 2 dance with his wife flopped..and ur trying too make up for it...comprende..
£46.06 please..

Basically my xamarii retarded friend..he is saying that ur previous joke about the man tryin 2 dance with his wife flopped..and ur trying too make up for it...comprende..
£46.06 please..
- xamari_gash
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ICE I UNDERSTOOD
HIM VERY CLEARLY JUST WANTED 2 SAY DAT
LOOOOOOL DO I LOOK RETARDED WAIT DNT
ANSWER DAT

HIM VERY CLEARLY JUST WANTED 2 SAY DAT
LOOOOOOL DO I LOOK RETARDED WAIT DNT
ANSWER DAT





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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
[quote="xamari_gash"]LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ICE I UNDERSTOOD
HIM VERY CLEARLY JUST WANTED 2 SAY DAT
LOOOOOOL DO I LOOK RETARDED WAIT DNT
ANSWER DAT
[/quote]
Theres nothin wrong with being retarded..lil wayne openly admitted he was retarded.. 
HIM VERY CLEARLY JUST WANTED 2 SAY DAT
LOOOOOOL DO I LOOK RETARDED WAIT DNT
ANSWER DAT









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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
lol xamari...ur sense of humour reminds me of ur avatar
in a good way tho
in a good way tho

- xamari_gash
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IF U ADMITE DEN IMA ADMITE
TYLL DEN I AINT RETARDED
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IF U ADMITE DEN IMA ADMITE
TYLL DEN I AINT RETARDED
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