Collection for the manager

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itsmelisa
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Collection for the manager

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Employees of a Software Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.

Some are in Loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined,notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, They asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Project Manager.

They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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"About a litre."


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