Employees of a Software Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.
Some are in Loud discussions during office time.....
Some Trainees, who had just joined,notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, They asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped our Project Manager.
They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."
One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
...
...
.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
"About a litre."
----------
- Lisa
http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com
Collection for the manager
Moderators: Moderators, Junior Moderators, Islam mods
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
- 10 Replies
- 592 Views
-
Last post by Dusty
-
- 9 Replies
- 802 Views
-
Last post by Madaxweyne
-
- 0 Replies
- 328 Views
-
Last post by *OLIVE OIL*
-
- 1 Replies
- 266 Views
-
Last post by BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY
-
- 0 Replies
- 255 Views
-
Last post by *OLIVE OIL*
-
- 12 Replies
- 536 Views
-
Last post by Newboy
-
- 8 Replies
- 799 Views
-
Last post by LobsterUnit
-
- 12 Replies
- 1306 Views
-
Last post by Daff
-
- 10 Replies
- 742 Views
-
Last post by Basra-
-
- 19 Replies
- 1416 Views
-
Last post by *Nobleman*