even though i got millions i'l tell u bout the 1 that makes me cringe everytime i think about it
ok.. well theres this buuuufff guy i always see and bump into, and i was on a train 1 time just coming back from my friends... anyways i see him... and i was thinkin raah that dudes lost a bit of weight.. bt he was staring at me so when there was a free seat he came and sat next 2 me.. so he starts that usual talk.. hey how u doin, i was thinkin i can get ur numba.. and i go sorry luv u gotta do more than that 2 get my numba.. so he goes ok whats ur name.. i say names aint really important.. anyways and more chit chat.. so the trains at sheperds bush and its my stop 2 get off.. and im walking off... and he said somethin i go wa.. and i turned back n he goes.. see u round.. as i stepped off i took the most durrrrtyest drop and i mean it was disguuuuuuuusting.. and u could tell he wanted 2 laugh bt was holdin it in.. okaay so if that wasnt embarassing enough i see him again and i thought raah he put on weight again.. forget that he walks right past me without saying 2 words like he didnt know me.. now heres me thinkin it was coz of the drop i took.. so now its like 10pm and i go out 2 get a kabaab and im wit my cuz this time.. so i see him again.. i was like
he lost weight again anyways forget that...turns out my cuz knows him.. so he's like heyy so ur names ....... and then he goes now all i need is ur numba.. i was like raaaa so u see me 2day n wa im invisible and now u wanna talk 2 me.. and the breh was sooooo confused until his brother came and he was the 1 who i saw earlier on.......................bt wallahi they looked so alike just a lil weight difference.... anyways the breh clocked on tht i thought he was his brother.. and was takin the piss outta me.... anyways i have many stories... bt i wanna know all yall 1s..
