my name is, Maxmuud Khaadijo

[BushMan]

i was born in burco
i was in da army for 8yrs
i can speak english, italian, french, arabic, hindi
i once killed 3 people on da same day, i dont know why thou
i fled to germany in 1986 and became a refugee
i went to holland in 88 and they put me in jail, then i became a refugee again
i got married to a 32yrs old who had been divorced 3 times, she had money
i went to college and did business & accounting - i dont know no shyt about either now
i had 2 kidz with her and then the women called da cops on me, i got kicked out da house
i was back in jail for 8 months, got released for good behaviour
i fled to denmark in 1993, damn they got cute chicks there
i became a refugee again in denmark
i robbed some small shop, and da cops got me, my mugshot was all over the tv news --- am still lovin this one.
i got put in jail for 3 yrs
i got released from jail cuz it was too damn expensive for the govt to lock me up
i fled to sweden in 1997
i became a refugee again
i got married to some swedish lady, she was my swedish teacher, she liked my krazy attitude
i didn't like this swedish lady, all she wanted was jigjig, no interest for kidz
i dumped her in 1999
i robbed da bank, and there again goes my mugshot, on the tv news again
i went to jail for 2 months, damn swedish people are so kind 'n easy. da jail was a vacation for me
i got out and then i went to rob da same bank again, my mugshot was on the news
i went to jail, for only 1 month, even i spat at the judge and i had calle him a sissy
i finally left sweden in 2001
i came to da uk, and i became a refuge again, damn for the da 5th time
i am still a refugee here, i dont wanna break da law here, jail is tough i heard

that was my story, so feel for me please

[xamari_gash]

HAHAHHAHAHA WAKE UP NIGG*A

[A_I]

my only suggestion wud be that u go 2 somalia or somaliland

live in a nice little house

get married n b at peace

[BushMan]

[quote="A_I"]my only suggestion wud be that u go 2 somalia or somaliland

live in a nice little house

get married n b at peace[/quote]


how am i gonna leave da uk? am still a refugee. i dont hava a bassbort

what's worse, my fingerprints are all over europe, interpol got my mugshot too

da cops came to my home after the 7/7 thing, i was in da jail for 3 nights, that's why am scared of uk jails

and my name is on da "No Fly List", i dont know how it got there

A_I lets hookup nayaa, huh!

[A_I]

[quote="BushMan"]A_I lets hookup nayaa, huh![/quote]


i wud only am married with 3 kids and a realy lesbian butch husband

oh and previously i was a pre operational transexual... in other words i was a dude.


but ignore all that..

get ur passprt sorted.. make sure u dont DONT ! grow a beared or wear a khmeez

get ur self a nice job... work 4 say a few years then go get married in ur homeland


u will b happy walahi

[xamari_gash]

[quote="BushMan"][and my name is on da "No Fly List", i dont know how it got there![/quote]

HAHAHHAHHA DER'S A NO FLY LIST
WARYA UR PISSSSSSSED
WATCH ME SNITCH ON U

[Newboy]

this place is facked up.....

[BaByGaL_8701]

Waryaa.. r u serious or jus kiddin...... if u r then ilaahay aa ku naxaristo....Ameen dheh..
You are one fuked up negro... noffence....

[BushMan]

[quote="BaByGaL_8701"]Waryaa.. r u serious or jus kiddin...... if u r then ilaahay aa ku naxaristo....Ameen dheh..
You are one fuked up negro... noffence.... [/quote]


tank u babyGal, 1luv to u. bray for me so i can get good wife again.

@A_I keep ur dirty mind to urself,

@xamar-gash, where's da luv, i thought u had a crush on me

@new-boy, lil kid listen to me. u can learn tonnes from me. now go get me some tea boy!

[BaByGaL_8701]

[quote="BushMan"][quote="BaByGaL_8701"]Waryaa.. r u serious or jus kiddin...... if u r then ilaahay aa ku naxaristo....Ameen dheh..
You are one fuked up negro... noffence.... [/quote]


tank u babyGal, 1luv to u. bray for me so i can get good wife again.

@A_I keep ur dirty mind to urself,

@xamar-gash, where's da luv, i thought u had a crush on me

@new-boy, lil kid listen to me. u can learn tonnes from me. now go get me some tea boy![/quote]



OK B4 U GET A WIFE........ GET UR BASBOOR AND WORK AND CLEAR OUT ALL THE CRMINAL RECORD ORELSE U SCARED THE FOCK OUT OF THE GIRL SXB..... SHE MIGHT THINK U R SERIAL KILLER

[BushMan]

[quote="BaByGaL_8701"]


OK B4 U GET A WIFE........ GET UR BASBOOR AND WORK AND CLEAR OUT ALL THE CRMINAL RECORD ORELSE U SCARED THE FOCK OUT OF THE GIRL SXB..... SHE MIGHT THINK U R SERIAL KILLER [/quote]

good advice.

but why do i need a basboor to get a wife? am not lookin for a flight attendant.

[xamari_gash]

[quote="BaByGaL_8701"][
@xamar-gash, where's da luv, i thought u had a crush on me
[/quote]


HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH ME FANCY U
ARE U DUMB

[BushMan]

[quote="xamari_gash"][quote="BaByGaL_8701"][
@xamar-gash, where's da luv, i thought u had a crush on me
[/quote]


HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH ME FANCY U
ARE U DUMB [/quote]


aight, i guess it is the other way around.

[Abdi_westldn]

sxb goo to canada the moment u arrive dey will hand u a baasboor and keys to ur new baabuur and also a nice house on da baad.

ps. dis information was leaked out from cafe lido

[BushMan]

i heard it's too damn cold in canada, bibol still leavin in igloo 'n eat fish yr round.

do they have nice jails 'n easy cops? man would go if true