Iam going to Somaliland, for dhaqan celis?

[Crazysomali]

Shit I was busted I learned one thing never assume something iam 15 year old dude but no iam not your AVERAGE Somali dude I look like 18 years and iam build like a ox and get chicks older then 18 I had week off from school and both of my parents where at there job working and my older sister and brother where at university and I know what time they come home so I invited this hot chick she is half marrocan half dutch a fine chick so we where chilling at my crib so from one thing came another thing we where having sex at the living room

while we where butt naked and having the time of our life my sister came earlier home she went MAD and started to attack the girl so I tried to break it up and she attacked me I dont hitt girls especially my sister so I just grabbed her arms so she could do nothing and told her to calm down and I gave the chick I was bangin time to dress up and hitt the road.

My sister did't calm down and called me all the names of the book and make mathers worse she SNITCH on me and told my Mother and brother my brother did nothing he just laughed at my face and told me your spoiled western azz is going to somaliland my mother went mad and told me quran an ku saaraya XOOLYAHOW I was born in the west (Holland) all my life iam here my somali is very limited my brother makes fun of my somali and tell me your not somali and you sure azz hell aint dutch either so that makes me a westeren kid trapped in a somali body

anyway they are gonna send my in the summer for 3 months to hargeisa what the fucc can I expect there my somali s**ks I have a different mentally then them I can see it already BEEF I might have to beat up some skinny somali fools


anyway can yall tell me whats going on over there tell me the activites how are the chicks over there how is the country etc etc

[Asraa]

loooooooool your 15 say wooooooooord maskeen same thing happened to weedheads cirka boys they got sent to somalia then they found they way to ethiopias embassy then they came back to d block i was at they house this was my face : | man good luck

[Crazysomali]

Yeah iam 15 iam not a weedhead nor a ciyaal suuq iam just into females some would say iam a WOMANIZER na mean I love studying the female body I come from a very religious family and my game is usually tight but I made a mistake by letting a chick in my house and assuming my family would not come at the house at that time and yeah I had to pay the price for that.

[FAH1223]

Lol.. someone in my family is going to Beledweyne cause they were clubbin too much, I was eavesdropping between my ayeeyo and aabo today and couldn't figure out who or if they are here in the US or London.

Well bro, enjoy Somalia... your Somali will be great in one month's time

[Asraa]

looooooooooooooool maskeen your dumb for bringing a g in your house am being nice warya im giving you ideas b if its bad runaway to refuge camp then to a embassy feel me if its good do your thing your game is weak if you bring a g to your house man hook it up somewhere else b

[Google [Bot2]]

Great!!! The last thing Somaliland needs is another 15 year old womanizing sex fiend corrupting their girls and spreading STD’s. Please give me your home # and I’ll talk your mom out of sending you back home for your supposed “dhaqan celis”. How do you become a 'womanizer' at only 15 years!? A word of advice, the first girl you impregnate in somaliland will become your wife. They have a no exchange, no refund policy back home, dont say you were'nt warned lol.

[Hyperactive]

lol JB. Good luck Crazysomali. Mine was last year. I don't know about you but for me back home were too liberal for my liking. Girls and boys mix and dance together. For me was bad. But I learn Somali. I didn't like somali daqan at all.

[eyes-only]

You really should...I know people who greatly benefited from dhaqan celis to Hargeysa and Xamar. The ones to Xamar are trapped there for now, but I was shocked at the changes to them, even the way they talk and their love for the deen and dhaqan... masha'Allah.

Of course there are some who started acting like characters out of grand theft auto and kill others. But Somaliland is generally good and you will get used to it or they'll lock you up until you do.

[LiQaaye_TDH]

Boy let me tell you one thing, you gonna have a great time
and if you are into girls you might not come back, trusss .............

Nigga said im gonna beat them skinnys up good luck, you get shot in the forhead brof....

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

i wish i went to Burco and got some Aadan Madoobe pussie

[LiQaaye_TDH]

[quote="Sadaam_Mariixmaan"]i wish i went to Burco and got some Aadan Madoobe pussie [/quote]

BURCO=ALTIXAAD if you go to burco, just watch out for the Garanley

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

[quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]Nigga said im gonna beat them skinnys up good luck, you get shot in the forhead brof....[/quote]

LQ tell him the sabaxad is deadly

[LiQaaye_TDH]

[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"][quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]Nigga said im gonna beat them skinnys up good luck, you get shot in the forhead brof....[/quote]

LQ tell him the sabaxad is deadly [/quote]

Sabaaxada waxa ku xigta, Bahal ciid iya afka lagaaga guraya.......

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

wallahi wey garaaci kan yar eeh is qaad qaadaya

Hirdi iyo sabaxad kama dhamanayo

miskeen

[LiQaaye_TDH]

Warn him