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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me ....it was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally
was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a pleasant view of her private parts.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted
to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom,
and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen
in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top of the stairs, she pulled
off her
panties and threw them down at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door
. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!



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someone send it to me so I wana share with u guys loool.. Laughing
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alwayz leave ur condomz in ur car.......... 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alaa i know diss person dat always says dat loool funny word
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lol@Twisted is Lesson for them..... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="tWiStED_aNgELL"]alaa i know diss person dat always says dat loool funny word[/quote]

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hehehe babygal...da guy was gonna go bak inside aswelll jokessssssssss....eastside hehe weey dhacdaa ppl recycle each others words waa caadi
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dats why i go for the macaan sis Laughing
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