U AINT SH!T 2 A WOMAN IF U AINT ONE OF THEM
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:57 am
THE NINE IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMANZ LIFE.
1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER:because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4: THE MILKMAN:because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5:THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6:THE STOCK BROKER:because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: (Ladies favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER:because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4: THE MILKMAN:because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5:THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6:THE STOCK BROKER:because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: (Ladies favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
