WHOZ DAT

[WHOZ DAT]

Xalimo went on a date with Jaamac, as time went on and the night was getting boring, Xalimo thought she would make the conversation interesting and initiate a discussion.

Xalimo: Aboowe aniga rapeka aan ka helaa
Jaamac: Bisinka rape aa
Xalimo: Haa rape la'aantisa ma seexan karo
Jaamac: Abayo ilaahey haku ziyaadiyo koow dheh, waqti xun waye waa sii hoyaneena
Xalimo: Ok aboowe...

A week gone by and no sign of Jaamac. Frustrated Xaliimo called her friend Cambaro

Xalimo: Naaa Cambaro ii waran
Cambaro: Nabad macaanto, haye maxaa heysaa, dateki Jaamac ka waran?
Xalimo: Naa war ma heysid, ninkii habeenki ka bacdi dib dambe ma u arkin
Cambaro: Bisinka....oo maxaa dhacey?
Xalimo: Ma aqaan. Ninka waxuuba laaha qof adoo kale weligeey ma arkin quruxdada, dabeecadada
Cambaro: Haye
Xalimo: Habeenki ka bacdi dib dambe uma arkin
Cambaro: Naa maxaa ninka ku tiri heee?
Xalimo: Waxaan ku iri Rapeka aan jeclahay, rape la'aantisa ma seexdo
Cambaro: *Laughs like qaxooti sharci heley* dhiq dhiq dhiq
Xalimo: Naa hoogto ma jabkeeygaaad ku qosleeysaa
Cambaro: Naa balaaayo ku degtey, rape waxaa la dhaahaa kufsiga---(heesaha) RAP ayaad ka wadey
Xalimo: Ala si xun armuu ii fahmeey
Cambaro: Somaligaada ku ekaaw, balo ku rape gareysey, rape kute



Caadi mahan!!!!!!!!!

[miss_sweets]

Talk about communication breakdown, I bet she watched crime watch that night and heard the word rape

anyway it was funny

[Malitia-Gyal]

[**weezy**]

LOL,,, DATS HILARIOUS WALAHI

[EASTSIDE-05]

Dat was jokes styll

[xamari_gash]

ENGLISH PLZ ANY1

[1_londoner]

looooooooooooool
that was funny man.

[military-mind]

all i know that story was in xamari.. and i didnt understand shid apart from aboowe and Abayo

[xamari_gash]

[quote="military-mind"]all i know that story was in xamari.. and i didnt understand shid apart from aboowe and Abayo [/quote]

UR NOT DA ONLY 1

[ImaGangstaGangstaGal]

^^^say walahi u lot didnt undastand

looooooooooooolz at da story...wallee da xalimo aint caadi...she shud stick wiv her afsomali..n shud stop mixin english wiv it if she doesnt know how to do it...laakin jks styll

[xamari_gash]

WOULD U LIKE 2 TELL ME DA STORY IN ENGLISH NOW

[TUUG4LIFE]

FACK OFF NO JAAMAC WOULD LEAVE A XALIMO
HE WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE DONE THE HONOUR