joke of the day....

[Babygal]

I think this is too cute!!


WOMAN'S PRAYER...

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash,
won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S PRAYER...

I pray for a deaf-mute
nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and
a golf course.

[Ismahan445]

That was a serious prayer from the lady:roll:

[Naaima]

aww that's so true ..aham aham!!

[Babygal]

No such man, but ladies is there a woman like that out there?

[Ismahan445]

[quote="Babygal"]No such man, but ladies is there a woman like that out there? [/quote]


Offcourse every woman wants a good man, I just don't recall coming across such a woman who prays to God for her perfect man. However, neva say neva.

[Babygal]

@ismahan...are you thinking what i am thinking?.

[Ismahan445]

Depends if what you thinking about is actually the same as what I'm thinking about.

[Babygal]

[Gatspy]

I don't pray for a deaf-mute but i do pray for Alicia Keys, and one of these days my prayers will be answered.

[Edna69]

GATSPY, YOU ARE DOQON CANNT YOU PRAY OR FIND SOME ONE BETTER THEN ALICIA KEY, WHO IS SHE ANYWAY? A SINGER" BIG DEAL.....................

[Edna69]

BABYGAL............ YOU ARE SO FUNNY MATE I LIKE YOUR COMMENTS.........KEEP GOING.........

[Miss Manners]

lol.. Nah I think that we will all get what we deserve. and ladies the right man shall find u..

[Babygal]

[quote="Edna69"]BABYGAL............ YOU ARE SO FUNNY MATE I LIKE YOUR COMMENTS.........KEEP GOING.........[/quote]


Edna..