"I think he (Arsene Wenger, Arsenal manager) is one of these - how do you call it - voyeurs. He is someone who likes to watch other people. There are some guys who have this big telescope to see what happens in other families. He must be one of them.
" I think I am a special one"
On his new job - July 2004
"If I wanted to have an easy job...I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me." Wanker

"Is Jose Mourinho the only one who can look at the fixtures and find something very strange? "
"Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a national holiday in the country. But we are ready for that "
And finally, the best of them all. Definition of pressure.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijY3aw_Yj_A& ... 20mourinho
LOL