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Da best Niggaz are da somali Niggaz

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): Da best Niggaz are da somali Niggaz
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somali queens

Friday, December 29, 2000 - 02:19 pm
I 've seen somali bitch's saying 2 me dat da best menz in dis world iz der white menz and der jamacians. They also say they are better fuckers. i told dem that what can a wigger and a jamacian offer thata somali man can't? da bitch'z replied saying they are easier 2 pleaz than a somaliman.
i told dem that they counldn't satisfy a somali man that is why they moved 2 der easier ones.

i juz wanna say 2 da somali brothaz out der u r all dat and more and only u r da real niggaz.

keep it tight.

love ya'll

lady flex and sweet ting

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saharaburale

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 04:26 am
hey i juz wanna say dat not all somali men r nice. i prefer to go 4 da white men and jamacians because they can ride you like no somaliman can ride you.
i aint got nada against 4 da somali men i just think the other men are better and treat u like a lady.

love and peace
hoodruff girl

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girl

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 04:28 am
hey i juz wanna say dat not all somali men r nice. i prefer to go 4 da white men and jamacians because they can ride you like no somaliman can ride you.
i aint got nada against 4 da somali men i just think the other men are better and treat u like a lady.

love and peace
hoodruff girl

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GIRL

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 05:23 am
dis is da GIRL talking i just wanna know if any of you guys agree when i say white men r better than somali men.

love hoodruff girl

p.s sorry i posted my message twice my hand sliped. GIRL XXX

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jaber

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 07:02 am
What the hell R ya talking about!! lol do you think we're that stupid?
We know it's you who posted ALL of the above postings Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
Why?
wanna see our reaction!
Well on behave of all somalimen pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Do us a huge favor and cross over find UR self a filthy,dirty,uneducated,unmannered,uncultured Jamaican................OR U can go with the white booooooooyz..But here is the question do they want you I mean why would a descent white man date or marry a wild sexually mutilated african women????????????????..they got their own little pink barbies who are ready,experienced and willing!

Let's face it white&black women DIG somalimen
BUT descent white&blackmen DON'T dig circumcised bitches it's only the low life ones you lot fall for.

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MoNeY MaKeR

Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 08:13 am
50 shots in the air for my true somalains ppl out there:

here we go again--some nigga woke up--in the middle of no where---saying--- somalian men are best niggaz---listen yo--u know we r the best--so why wasting ur time and--writing in here--junk nigga--some somali girls--don't like somali--meeen--u know why--coz some somali meen--don't do the job--very good--shi*t--i ain't one of them-- lucky me--am true for cats--and make them happy--am not lame in bed--so u know wat is dad mean--girls--i'll ride you u 24-7--never fall down--till u say get off i can't handle u--damn right--u'll say that--no puss*y gona stop my flow--am 4real--GIRL this one goes out 4u--i feel u--and respect ur decition--can't fuc*k wit u--coz u talking real--some somali meen are lame in every thing--shi*t--they are--i got to say one thing to u--GIRL--my self i like the white bitche*s--coz u know dey--do the job--better than--somali chicks--u like white meen--or jamican--i don't give a fuc*k--u fuc*k the whites--&jamicans--i'll fuc*k the white bitche*s--then we all happy--ain't we--GIRL--am out--peace to u ya all--money maker--that is my name baby

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OneFineBrotha

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 08:54 am
all i got to say is that its been proven that Somali Men have the greatest "OH, ••••, brotha that s was the best F.U.C.K" rating, u know

neways, somali brothas got it going on sistas, cause we soldiers, taking care of business

ladies, u gotta agreee

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PROUD SOMALI

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 11:18 pm
Am just wondering "GIRL" if you think whites and jamaicans are better men then somalians. why did you even bathered to post.

I HONESTLY THINK
SENCE THE MAN WHO F.U.C.K.E.D YOUR MOTHER SO YOU CAN BE BORN WAS SOMALIAN.
ANY SOMALIAN MEN SHOULD GET BIT MORE RESPECT,
AND BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR ASS AS ONE WAS FOR YOUR MOTHER.


PEACE.

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ANWAR

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 10:00 am
YEAH YEAH WE HAD THAT SH#T BEFORE SISTER BE COMPLAINING AND SH#T WE REALLY DON'T GIVE A F.U.C.K
WHO YOU F.U.C.K. HOCHIE SCRUPY DO THEM FUCKING FAT ASS AIN'T GOOD ANYWAY SCANDLOUS-ASS BITCHES AND
DO US A FEVER THOSE HOES THAT FUCKING JAMAICAN DON'T FALL BACK TO OUR DIKK PLEASE NIGGA WILL F.U.C.K YOU DAMP YOUR YAMP ASS I BET THEN YOU COME
SCROLLING TO OUR DIK SCANDLOUS-ASS BITCHES THINK
A BROTHER WILL BOWN DOWN DOWN HER ASS SH#T REALIZE
AND RECONIZE MOTHERFUCKER

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SomaliSis

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 03:45 pm
jaber...

what the hell is ur problem?...circumsized bitches?..thats what u refer to ur sisters?
U need some serious help!

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SEXY YASMIN

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 02:51 am
I LOVE MY SOMALIAN MEN:

ESPECIALLY!!! "$"

I LOVE YOU DOLAR IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE
CALL ME!!!!!!!!BABY
I DREAM ABOUT BEING WIT YOU EVERYNITE DARLING!!
HONEY ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!

I WROTE THIS MESSAGE TO PROVE SOMETHING!!!

IF YOU GET IT

BYE SEXY

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Just_Me

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:36 am
Guess what I have Penis of the size of 5' something. Not long right but believe me all the women i have been with, not even one of them complaned as a matter of fact as i remember some of then used to ask for it all the time. So everytime a woman is asking for a Big one I ask myself "man why do women have to hurt them selfs? when they can get 5' something penis which lasts sometimes 17mims" well you tell me girls?

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Anonymous

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:03 am
To just me.
The bigger the better honey.
I wouldn't say Somali niggas are bad at it cause I haven't been with one so I wouldn't judge you guys.
Peace Out.

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The Dark One

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:32 am
Man ain't it bitch! even confuse hoes are posting so wack ass stuff saying some nonesence about US. The reason i'm saying that is becuase if one of these hoes would be normal somali girls they won't saying all this about US. The point i'm trying cross is Some niggaz didn't handle their business when they were fucking these hoes.

Peace
The dark one

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Anonymous

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:52 am
SEXY YASMIN>>>If ya look good and sexy.....Floss my side sexy....I have big Faces $$$....
Fine clothes....Lexus door U'll be closing...when u become 1 of the chosen. With me baby a luxury life got to be everyday thang.........
#1 prime suspect! ATL4eve.....Bliv dat!!!!!

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wiser somalian sister

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:14 am
Somali men don't know about love!!!All they know about is getting da pussy!!!!
Come on my brothers!!!!!
Do you know what i don't blame men for getting the pussy's there getting i blame the girls who give it up so easy(wake up you broke ass bitches) this is the real world!!!!!
Anyway i ain't got nothing but love for you guy's so hold your heads up high my brothers cause your all that!! The reason that they prefer white and Jamaican men is that, because my brothers do not allow hoes in there life's therefore they are wonted and taken in by white, Asian and anything that ain't somalian!!! So enough respect too my brothers!!!

wiser sister

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SEXY YASMIN

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 01:55 am
to anony....
nigga plz....

i gots mo than a lexus.....so piss off....

and any ways i was not talkin to you...

you little broke ass wannabe....

theres only 1 man that can give me wat i need

so u best bliv dat •••••••....

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LADYWEST

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 02:15 am
I LOVE MY SOMALIA MEN MORE ANY THING BUT THERE ARE ALL AFTER ONE THING AND MOST OF THEM DON'T GET IT !!!! THEY ARE ALWAYS SAYING HOW THEY HAD SEX AND GOT HEADS I BET 90% OF THEM HAVE NOT DONE IT !!! JUST SAYING TO LOOK COOL!!! ANY WAY WHICH BITCH WILL SLEEP WITH A LOW LIFE BROKE ASS ANY WAY??? ONLY HOES WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


****************PEACE AND LOVE *******************

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Just_Me

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:22 am
Well i c! It seem I got a bretty Bad commons about my convestion. Well now first no need to lie about something u aint had b4 right, but.........aaaah never mind this is just waste of time bye ppl.

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