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I dont wanna be a Farax no more(I got someone to live for)

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wannabe FARAX

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:12 am
Don't wanna be a FARAX, don't wanna be a FARAX
Don't wanna be a FARAX, don't wanna be a FARAX
Don't wanna be

Chorus:
Don't wanna be a FARAX no more
I think I found someone I could live my life for
Don't wanna be a FARAX no more
I think I found someone I could live my life for
I'm yours, you're mine for sure

I had enough of chewing CHAAD
I'm switching up my whole lifestlye
I don't wanna live the way I used to
I'm giving up WATCHING PORN
Spending C's at the tea bars
No leaving with 2 or 3 MACHIN to hit me off

Bridge:
All I need iS one who's really down
Someone to turn this FARAX's life around
Girl I feel like you could be the one
To make a difference in my life
Cause I'm tired of living trife

{Chorus}

No rolling with the FARAX crew
FARAX style, pretending to be a like a Somali star
Sippin SHAH with the MAN'S all around me yeaah
Coming home at the wee hours of the morning
A true FARAX never gets a chance to sleep, no

{Bridge}

{Chorus}

Surely girl, I'm bugging over you
(I'm bugging girl, I'm bugging girl)
You got me giving up the CHAAD I used to CHEW
You have got so much in life to gain
And to prove to you I'm getting out the MARFASH game
No more, FARAX style

{Chorus} (repeat til end)

Don't want to be a FARAX, no
I think I found someone
I'm tired of sitting around
I'm tired of getting down
I'm tired of living my life
Don't wanna do the things I used to do
I'm giving up the MARFASH bars
I'm giving up messin around
I'm tired of setting with the fellas
On a late night creep, on a late night creep
Would you be my lady, lady, lady, lady
Don't wanna be baby
See, I think I found someone
Don't wanna be a FARAX, oh no
I think I found, I think I found someone
I don't wanna be, no no
Would you be my XALIMOO

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:15 am
HAAAAAAAA!

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sistersact

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:18 am
Thats very funny but u soooooo need a life if thats all u do in ur spare time bro.

But all Farax should take note!!!11

Peace.

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spike

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:24 am
call me slow, but i did not get it. lol

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HANAD

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:35 am
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT WAS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
LONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
SAY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Misscorpio

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:29 am
To-Hanad
What are u on child weed, cock,happy pills or u just chew the green stuff.

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moi

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:08 pm
lol that was heavy

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HIBO

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:40 pm
that was some tight •••• yo
your creative keep up the good
work.
it's funny too.

mad luv to ya
peace

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ifka

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 12:50 am
loooooooooooooooooooooool
farax it was very nice song loooooool

i am stil laghing

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KARENA

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 01:09 am
HEY FARAX

MAN THAT WAS FUNNNNNY, U CRACK ME UP, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, MAN U ARE CREATIVE KEEP GIVING US MORE OF THAT.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

LUV KARENA

P.S MABYE ONE DAY U WILL FIND YOUR XALIMOO, GOOD LUCK

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SUGARLIPS

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 02:14 am
TO FARAX,
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD MY BROTHER!!!!!!!
I HOPE ALL THE FARAX'S READ THIS CAUSE YOU GOT SOME LYRICS!!!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRO!!!

TILL NEXT TIME LONDON!!!

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FARAX

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 05:42 am
TO ALL MY FANS THANK YOU, KNOW THAT I WILL BE TOURING SOON.
THE DATES ARE

WDENSDAY 21 MARCH at the TUDOR ROSE in Southahl

MONDAY 26 MARCH at the REX in STRATFORD

WEDNESDAY 28 at HACKNEY WICK

I WILL PERFORMING MY LATEST HIT "FARAX"
TO ALL THE XALIMO'S AND FARAX'S A BIG GAX GAX GAAAAX
FREE TEA AND QAT so get your grove on.

PEACE AND REMEMBER I LOVE ALL OF YOU

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DANGER

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 05:48 am
Yo farax good song bro and nough respect that shittw as funny,

Sugarlips whats up baby I love your name.
BIG UP ALL THE PNDON PPL, ONE LOVE REGARDLESS WHERE YOU FROM.

Sugar holla back at me girl

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LONDON_RUDEBOYZ

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 03:44 am
OH •••• THIS GUY IS FLOWING WITH THE LAUGH WALAAHI ME LAUGHING NOW MAN U FARAX FLEX SOUTHALL MARFISH HSHSHSHSHSHS
WAGUAN HAAHAHAHAH BOOOOOOOOOOOO BRRRRRRRRRR

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ifraha

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 01:23 pm
(SPIKE) you are not alone coz i didn't get either.
call me slow too!

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Anonymous

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 01:53 pm
yo farax u lovin' Joe or what man stop rippin' off the lyrics and you know this maaaaan!!!!!!!!

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fatal

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:10 am
to wanna be farah read this lyric from fatal

They say faraxs don't chew the chaat
but damn i'm chewing till i die
observin' you muthafuckers
cause some of you somali bitches
say you want it
but you bullshitin'
lickin' them lips
you got me about to act a fool quick
sippin' on some coke with the mijin
meanwhile
farax female
buy me a drink
and get to winking at me
she smiles
farax like me is full of passion
Satisfaction is everlastin'plus chewing while iam digiing the farax bitch will be chewing 2
Now there's a fear ?
what i'm askin'
while i'm rubbin' on that ass
why you laughin' ?
see, i'm diggin' as if i'm curious
full blown and furious
telling to get of her cause she is pissed with me
baby get a grip
when I be doin' this
i'll be finished in a 10 second sex session
i m so skinny
my attraction is like a chat
driven by chaat
beware of my reaction
baby i'm goin' to pick up two more mijin
thugged out on southall social cafe
You better recognize
and picture what I said so
Now you can feel it
it's a poiton for my faraxs in motion
forever chewing
bitches ain't ready for this farax Passion

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me

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 06:49 pm
lol farah...walaahi i caught myself signing that in my maths class the other day and laughing to myself...walaahi my friends thought i was crazy lol
fatal...u just didn't cut it.

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MASTER G

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:09 am
farax
great stuff.
you made me laugh
great lyrycs
bad boy
any way i can sign you
to my production record.
CHAD LIMIT.

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Leila

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 03:10 am
That iz great Farax, keep it UP
I might come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1luv

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Ragedi

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 04:56 am
Yo its Thug turned FARAX
Who rymes to relax
chop MCs with the Ex
if you want CHAD all you have to do ask
Chew CHAD is not a hard Task

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 02:34 am
i'm still waiting for the halimo version of this song

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FARAX PROMOTIONS

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 08:22 am
xalimo version is coming soon/

yo other vesrions are coming, sooooon, FARAX INC sound system.

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ZEE2001

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 04:49 am
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL DAT WAS SUM FUNNY ••••!!!

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N. America

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 10:51 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooool
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


am from North America ,,,,,,,you guys in London you funny ,,i never heard " faraxs and xalimos" in my life but i know "Ali and Caasho" thats the new version huh

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fatal

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 12:49 am
this is fatal
dropping the new single
last one (farax passion) went 3*platinnum

to my FARAX GALFRIEND $ 4RAEL

As am down here, struggling with da chaat as long as i know
In search of a somali farax gal to touch Dreams are dreams, and reality seems to be the only place to go
The only place for me
I know, trying to make the best of bad situations
Seems to be my life's story, with full of chewing da chaat
Ain't no glory in pain, a man who looks like a migin,s life story in vain
And can't nobody live this farax life like me
It's a ride y'all, a long hard ride

Love tha way you agrivate your fat hips
And push your ass out
Gotta farax wantin' dat somali •••••
It's so bad
I'm about to pass out with da migin
Wanna dig you
And I can't even lie about it
Baby just take your cloths
Time to fly up out it
Catch you at a southall social club
Oh ••••, you got me fiendin'
Body twisting with dat dirac
Now if ya wanna roll with me
Then here's your chance
Doin 80 on tha southall broadway
Wait police, catch me if they can
Forgive me i'm a farax
Still i'm just a migin man
All I want is somali farax gal to chew wit
•••• tha fame
I'm a simple man
Mr. southall social club
Playa with da IND refugee papers
Get you anything you ask for
It's either him or me
chat or da weed
A favorite of my homies
When we floss on our enemies (farax wanna be)

Your body is bangin'
Baby farax galI love it when ya smile it
with da chaat still on ya theeth
Time to give it to farax daddy
Now tell me how you want it...

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l

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 08:11 am
n america...
i hear ya bro
i never heard of farax and halimo's too only ali and caasho...
but farax you funny really...

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Dependent XALIMO

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 10:33 am
FARAX Inc- ependent XALIMO

Amina Fresh... with my girl, Ibado Ali... Sarax D. and Me
Farax's Angels, Come on
Uh uh uh

Question: DONT YOU DARE Tell me what you think about me
I'VE NEVER SEEN A diamond and ALI buy's my own rings
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin HUNGRY
When it's all over please get up and leave
Question: never Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me (without money) boy you get dismissed
OTHER MEN Pay FOR MY fun, oh and ALI pay's my bills
Always into more than 5 relationships

The shoes on my feet
I FOUND it
The clothes I'm wearing
I BORROWED it
The CRADLE I'm rockin'
'Cause I depend on HIM
If I want the watch you're wearin'
I'll STEAL it
The house I live in
ITS COUNCEL
The car I'm driving
ALI bought it
CAUSE I depend on HIM
(I depend on HIM)

All the XALIMO'S who are dependent
Throw your hands up at me
All the ALI'S who Makin' money
Throw your CASH up at me
All the mommas ON CHILD BENEFIT
Throw your hands up at me
All the XALIMO's who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me

XALIMO I didn't know you could get down like that
FARAX, how your Angels get down like that
XALIMO I didn't know you could get down like that
FARAX, how your Angels get down like that

Tell me how you feel about this
Who would PAY ME IF I WAS NOT ON BENEFIT
I worked hard and SIGNED to get what I get
XALIMO'S, it ain't easy bein' dependent
Question: How'd you like this DRESS that ALI BOUGHT
Braggin' on that cash that he gave ME is FUN
If you're gonna brag make sure it's NOT your money you flaunt
Depend ON EVERYONE else to give you what you want

The shoes on my feet
I FOUND it
The clothes I'm wearing
I BORROWED it
The CRADLE I'm rockin'
'Cause I depend on HIM
If I want the watch you're wearin'
I'll STEAL it
The house I live in
ITS COUNCEL
The car I'm driving
ALI bought it
CAUSE I depend on HIM
(I depend on HIM)


All the XALIMO'S who are dependent
Throw your hands up at me
All the ALI'S who Makin' money
Throw your CASH up at me
All the mommas ON CHILD BENEFIT
Throw your hands up at me
All the XALIMO's who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me

XALIMO, I didn't know you could get down like that
FARAX, how your Angels get down like that
XALIMO I didn't know you could get down like that
FARAX, how your Angels get down like that

FARAX & CO
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break these people off FARAX style

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MsBoo

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 10:33 am
Salaams Yall
LOL.
That was hilarious. I'm sorry if I'm offending you, but you need to give up that life style
Peace

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MareexaanG

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 02:08 am
HaHaHaHaHa >>>>>> Dependent xalimo what tha......
anywayzzzzz keep up the good work though

peace& love y'all

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KazeClosed

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:41 am
U lot r original .

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