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I LOVE MY SOMALI PEOPLE 21   04/15 08:59am
-QOSOL-GIX GIX GIX -WAQ QAQ- BY DHUUSAAYE PART 1 5   04/14 09:30pm
Five pick-up lines you shouldn't use 3   04/14 05:16pm
All Somali Peeps Welcome - Hip Hop Battle Zone. Lets Here Wut U Got.! 56   04/14 05:05pm
HOTTEST CHICKS U CAN FIND ON EARTH: ASSIE GIRLS 3   04/14 04:56pm
GABADH SOMALIYEED OO GUUR DOON AH 13   04/14 02:20pm
Waxaan hubo ayaan hayaa (ila qosol) 2   04/14 08:55am
Why Somali galz dont appreciate? 25   04/14 06:56am
Faarax Gololeey / Part 1 2   04/14 05:51am
CAN BOYS & GIRLS BE "JUST" FREINDS 10   04/14 05:40am
THIS IS IT 6   04/14 02:40am
Gix gix gix gix gix hahahahaha car aqriso joke of the year!!!!! 3   04/14 12:03am
Another Joke ******************************* BOSS 3   04/13 11:55pm
LOVE EXPECT WANNA BE 7   04/13 08:10pm
Why do somalian boys want to be black? 70   04/13 04:42pm
NORTH AND SOUTH OF somalia 7   04/13 02:52pm
WOOLWICH IS STILL RUNNING TINGS---------RECOGNIZE! 10   04/13 01:01pm
If she on the street she NO GOOD 12   04/13 09:54am
Joke Competition.........Jokes only....Mursal 28   04/13 07:25am
Let's compare COLUMBUS, OH & MINNAPOLIS, MN 9   04/13 05:52am
SOMALIAN JOKES 5   04/13 02:55am
Somali girls & Oral Anal SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2   04/13 02:45am
For San Diego, FELLAZ, created by RUNover 1   04/13 01:45am
Small boobs & bigg azz 3   04/12 09:20pm
WHAT ARE DA BEST TRIBE OR CLAN TO BE BORN FROM & WHY??? 15   04/12 04:05pm
London bitches give us all a bad name 11   04/12 03:36pm
WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING SOMALI GUY IN ACTON/HAMMERSMITH/SOUTHALL/ 7   04/12 03:20pm
IIS THERE ANY SOMALIAN STRIPPER IN UK ( FEMALE ONLY) 8   04/12 03:09pm
WHATZ THE BEST SOMALI TUNE YALL HEARD IN WEDDINZ AND PARTYZ!!!!! :) 4   04/12 02:59pm
HASNA-----AN---HASAN ((BREAST JOKE)) 2   04/12 01:20pm
BESSSSSSTTTTT CHICKZZZ IN DA CHAT ROOM AND THEIR NUMBERS 7   04/12 11:38am
Kill all the jesuses? 1   04/12 09:05am
Who are the dumbest people on earth? 2   04/12 09:00am
@COLUMBUS ROMANTIC GUYS @ 10   04/12 08:43am
NORTHAMPTON PARTY ///////// 1   04/12 08:39am
THE OUTCAST 15   04/12 08:16am
Who is da most finest soomaaliyaan brother/sister in Northampton 8   04/12 08:05am
Somali men...............SLUTS!!!!! 25   04/12 07:51am
YOUNG, FREE & SINGLE ............2 ALL DA PPL OF LONDON 07939401728 CHECK THIS OUT NOW NOW 10   04/12 06:32am
I need your advice, (i want propose to my girl) 25   04/12 06:08am
Give me pls the list of sexys & uglys girlds in west london? 2   04/12 04:10am
FOR MY PEOPLE AND FOR MY COUNTEY 1   04/12 04:09am
Who is the most cutest NIGGA in LONDON !!!! 18   04/12 04:00am
joke 2   04/12 03:57am
A ROMANTIC LONDONER,YOW GIRLS CHECK THIS OUT. 2   04/12 02:09am
Finest/Nicest guys in San Diego 79   04/11 02:56pm
THEY SAY IGNORENCE CAN MAKE DIFFERENCE[SD] 14   04/11 01:40pm
WHY ARE ALL THE NICE GIRLS TAKEN? 25   04/11 08:21am
WELL YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS......BY DHOORE 9   04/11 03:10am
I NEED A DICENT GOOD LOOKING SOMALI GUY 61   04/11 02:54am
I GRANTEE 100% THAT YOU WILL LOUGH LOUDLY IF YOU READ THIS*************VERY FUNNY******* 7   04/11 02:50am
Yo ppl am in love with girl call ifka, and this song is 4her, so read it and tell me what u think plz......>>> 6   04/11 02:32am
*RADIOHEAD RULES!* 2   04/11 02:22am
Sheeko Qosol iyo Yaab iyo Naxdin badan 2   04/10 10:53pm
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP/PARTNER 2   04/10 10:37pm
UGLIEST BITCHZ N CRAWFORD................(EASTDIEGO) 1   04/10 04:36pm
Laugh at this...you will cry at the end!!! 3   04/10 03:09pm
Qiso dhab ah. oo ka dhacday tuulo dudun la yiraahdo. 1   04/10 01:53pm
Do you want to have sex before marriage and not to be haram? 5   04/10 04:49am
QQQQAAXX--WAQWAQ-- DHUUSAAYE PARTY 3 6   04/10 03:18am
sheeko gaaban by Dhuusaaye 4 10   04/10 03:09am
QOSOL GIX GIX-WAQ WAQ- BY DHUUSAAYE PART 2 24   04/10 01:57am
US...Vs...UK.....Verbal Battle....:O 2   04/10 12:58am
WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOIN TO WIN THE FINALS [NBA] 10   04/09 10:55pm
Women and chicken 2   04/09 08:25pm
Six most important man!! 2   04/09 08:23pm
Oops....wrong phone number!! 2   04/09 08:21pm
We are back: Starting mareexaan, Cosmaan caato, siyad bare junior, Mhamed Ai Madi, aidiid Jnior And general Aidiid 20   04/09 06:03pm
Ottawa: Wajaale listen up!! 13   04/09 05:31pm
KAFTANKA BURCO IYO HARGEYSA 2   04/09 05:10pm
Top10boy's andgril's in{COLUMBUS} 6   04/09 04:15pm
IS THERE ANY SOMALI BASKETBALL TEAM IN UK(LONDON???????? 1   04/09 03:29pm
Tell the person u like, how u feel here! Ask them out 9   04/09 03:18am
Ceebloow part one 5   04/09 01:14am
Pregnant 11   04/08 05:57pm
Ilaqosol bij Warcadde 3   04/08 01:24pm
HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE CHEATING?? 2   04/08 12:54pm
Ten Things I hate about youuu(London girls) 36   04/08 12:39pm
Why there is 2 much FARAH and 2 many sweet chickens in the UK? 1   04/08 10:43am
Sex before marriage 16   04/08 10:03am
Hotest guy Alive 6   04/08 08:50am
Ugliest/ Dirtiest Girls In San Diego 4   04/08 07:38am
SO FAR GOLF LINKS BOYS ARE THE BEST SOMALI FOOTBALLERS IN THE UK ?SINCE SUMMER TIME IS HERE IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANA CHALLENGE US? 9   04/08 07:17am
LOOKING FOR THE ONE!!!...(NO MEN ALLOWED PLEASE!). 1   04/08 05:50am
Da fanniest story in whole world from (Dr-feel_good) 3   04/07 09:30pm
SEATTLE PEOPLE VOTE FOR THE NUMBER ONE HOOD IN SEATTLE: 7   04/07 06:28pm
KazeClosed: Apologise, Please Read 9   04/07 03:37pm
ALL MUSLIMS READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 21   04/07 02:40pm
Hepl me please bro/sis i have big "BEDAAR" 7   04/07 11:56am
Hahahahahah heeeeeeeeeeeeeey this the world crip and haeven crip nananananan 1   04/07 10:22am
THE 10 UGLYS GUYS IN NORTH LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) 6   04/07 07:38am
Islamic Humor 3   04/07 07:32am
Best Somalian Jokes 5   04/07 07:29am
IF YOU ARE A CARING SOMALIAN, PLEASE READ THIS!!! 24   04/07 07:11am
Six hottest guys in Uxbridge College by the girls. 21   04/07 03:01am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HEY YALL (WHAT DOES LOVE MEAN TO YOU)CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 5   04/06 07:56pm
Http://somalinet.com 1   04/06 02:59pm
IS THERE ANY SOMALIAN STRIPPER IN UK ( FEMALE ONLY ) 18   04/06 07:49am
New Civil War Between Somalian Genders By Mo:( 3   04/06 07:30am
WHO IS AHMEDILLO/ TIMIRO? 15   04/06 04:21am
Wake up to all you hamries SOMALILAND for EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER EVER, till ENTERNITY 53   04/06 04:09am
85 year old marries 25 year old (joke) 1   04/06 01:24am
Waxaan doonayaa gabar somaliyeed so.. 2   04/05 10:30pm
THE CHEATING HUSBAND!!!!BY Q. 5   04/05 06:11pm
HOTEST SOMALI GIRL IN WEST TORONTO 2   04/05 02:20pm
Are we Muslim? hell no 6   04/05 01:52pm
WOMEN SHOULD GET THE CHANCE TO RULE 15   04/05 11:45am
THE TRANSLATER? WHAT A JOB 5   04/05 10:14am
Mad At Ya'll Somali's! 1   04/05 10:05am
TO MY FARAX GALFRIEND (PLEASE READ WITH CAMPLIMENT 5   04/05 09:01am
Today's joke by Molid :):) 1   04/05 07:47am
Y DO SOMALIANS ALWAYS HAVE BEEF? 4   04/05 06:27am
To tony blair somalians who jew kat in the southall snooker place have foot and mouth disease take them to the farms and burn them 2 7   04/05 06:26am
HELP: i wanna know what somali youth think about this?? 7   04/05 05:11am
THE good THE bad AND THE ugly 5   04/05 03:36am
ONLY JOKES ARE HERE 5   04/05 02:50am
WAXAAN AHAY GABADH SOOMAALIYEED OO WALIGEED NIN LA SHAYKAYSAN 3   04/05 02:49am
WHO IS THE BUFFEST GAL IN UXBRIGE COLLEGE 5   04/05 02:40am
Who is da sexiest lady in NZ Hamilton???? 5   04/04 09:30pm
The funniest joke that I ever heard. :):):) 6   04/04 11:38am
The funniest joke of the day :):):) 5   04/04 11:09am
The best joke for my people except Londers:):) By Molid 1   04/04 11:06am
If u r somali lover pls help me fight this two disease? 2   04/04 10:30am
??WHO IS THE PRETIEST/UGLIEST BLA BLA BAL?? IS THIS A JOKE SITE OR BEAUTY CONTEST SITE?? 4   04/04 10:30am
ITS AMAZING HOW THINGS TURN UP THAT QUICK.(FARAH) 6   04/04 10:18am
Dumbest people on earth R Somalis living in London 20   04/04 09:55am
Fear of ALLAH please! 2   04/04 07:58am
WAT F*UCK IS GOING ON IN ILA QOSOL, EVERBODY IS TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE CUTES GAL IN LONDON WHO IS THE CUTES BOY IN LONDON, YOU ALL LONDON PPL NEED TO GET REAL AND STOP THIS NONSENSE AND TALK SOMEFIN F*UCKING FUNNY U ALL MARYOOLEEYS AND FAARAXIIN, F*UCK YA ALL 11   04/04 07:07am
TOP TEN FINIES SOMALI GIRLS FROM THE EAST , T.O 7   04/04 06:56am
ONE SOUTHALL BOY WHO THINKS HE IS INNOCENT 5   04/04 05:44am
Why are there no somali cute guys in north london? 2   04/04 05:23am
DOES ANYONE KNOW GURAY FROM WOOLWICH? 18   04/04 05:18am
To my niggers from west london(southall and ACTON) finest girl is 1   04/04 04:40am
Goo ga Cadaleh 56   04/04 03:00am
THEY SAY IGNORENCE CAN MAKE DIFFERENCE 2   04/04 01:18am
I HEARD LONDON HAS FIT GIRLS SO Where are the hot spots Y'ALL!!!! 15   04/04 12:39am
Are there any good looking men in north london? 18   04/04 12:31am
To all the somalians GUYS!!! ( about breast) 12   04/03 09:47pm
XALIMA HIT'S BACK( SURVIVOR) 20   04/03 06:30am
Dependent XALIMO 6   04/03 05:34am
SOMALIMEN : LADIES TAKE A PEEK 2   04/03 03:36am
Good, Bad and Worse 2   04/03 02:08am
THE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT 2   04/03 02:04am
A Kiss That Promised Many Tomarrows (:) 17   04/03 01:24am
Yo ppl am in love with girl call ifka, and this song is 4her, so read it and tell me what u think plz......>>> 1   04/02 09:37pm
WHO R THE OTTAWA'S FINEST BABES..:::::::::::::::>>>ONLY UINIVERSITY GALS.. 6   04/02 09:04pm
Do Somali girls like shy guys? 15   04/02 08:36pm
You Wanna See Naked Pictures Of Me?....Click Here@ 20   04/02 03:48pm
Top Bumper Sticker's seen around the world! 1   04/02 01:18pm
Good & Clean Jokes from Somali Psycho 4   04/02 10:09am
Inlarge me 2   04/02 06:36am
THE BEST LYRICS EVER (SOMALILAND) 28   04/02 06:09am
THE BEST JOKE FOR THE MOMENT :):):):):):):):):) so far 6   04/02 05:16am
HA(FARAX REMIX) GOES OUT 2 UBIQUE GIRLS 4   04/02 05:04am
LONDONERS ARE SICK 63   04/02 03:03am
HELP ME PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 28   04/02 03:00am
TIMRIO AND AHMEDDILLO I DAREEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU TO READ –DISGRACE AND EMBRRASSMENT TO ALL SOMILAN PEOPLE TIMRIO AND AHMEDDILLO COME ON YO’ALL, SHAME THEM – 5   04/02 02:02am
What somalian girls go through every day in the STATES.......thats USA for those who don't know what that stands for...:):):):) 10   04/02 01:43am
JUST FOR THE RECORD.....:):):):):):) 8   04/02 01:39am
BLACK MAN 1   04/01 11:38pm
WHY DO SOOOO MANY UGLY SOMLIANS LIVE IN DIXON!!!! 3   04/01 09:23pm
Gheto______________LOVE for realz 5   04/01 07:48pm
Must read****** joke ***** Boss 9   04/01 04:54pm
I think somali peeps are the most dumbest ppl in the world 2   04/01 10:07am
MAJOR DRAMA 1   04/01 03:22am
Q 2 all somiland ?????????????????????? 3   03/31 08:29pm
GARBAGE DUMPSTER *************MUST READ****killer 12   03/31 02:53pm
Ceelbbur Part:7 8   03/31 06:45am
Ten hottest guys in Uxbridge college 4   03/30 11:54pm
Joke of the year 7   03/30 02:27pm
XAMAR: I miss it so much 44   03/30 01:45pm
ALL GIRLS FROM BRISTOL ARE SLAGS 3   03/30 01:05pm
SOMALILAND(YOU EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US AI) 12   03/30 06:26am
MAD COW DISEASE.....FUNNY STUFF.........PLEASE READ 7   03/30 05:14am
QIIMA MA LEH LAAKIIN CAR HA QOSLIN 5   03/30 05:02am
We all are going sTraight to Somalia 5   03/30 04:02am
Who is the bad 's men's runing the game in London 6   03/30 04:00am
Who is In Ya Dreams?...Where Dreams Become Reality.... ® 7   03/30 02:56am
NNO UNATHORISED QALDAAN 1   03/30 12:06am
Horta reer seattleey ma ogtihiin ninkii la oranjiray CABDISHUKRI FAYOOKE INUU NOQDAY QANIIS OO LA GU ARKAY ASAGOO LAWASAAYO OO NIN MEXICAN AH WASAAYO 1   03/29 04:37pm
Somalians: Attention: SOMALIA (no Somaliland) 5   03/29 03:12pm
Funny stuff 1   03/29 12:31pm
Faisal, sayd hadii ad heesaa tahay kudar CAR 11   03/29 10:42am
FIIIRI 1   03/29 10:21am
CAN BOYS & GIRLS BE "JUST" FREINDS 8   03/29 10:08am
Miss Somalia PLZ sing whit me ( and then maby a ku guursanaa) 1   03/29 09:46am
I dont wanna be a Farax no more(I got someone to live for) 31   03/29 07:41am
Breast 8   03/29 05:19am
Why when the somali girls come from somalia turn to complete slushes within 2 months 3   03/29 04:48am
What do you think? 1   03/29 01:45am
I LOVE YOU BABY (NO JOKE) 2   03/28 10:13pm
MISUNDERSTANDING between a white girl and Somalian dog 5   03/28 09:14pm
WIFE N MR BEER 3   03/28 09:05pm
TIMIRO AND DILO THE FISH RYDERS 59   03/28 03:56pm
"MY BROHTER IN-LAW IS THE DEVIL" 2   03/28 01:39pm
I am Looking 4 SomaLi RnB Peepz I can Hook Up With. 1   03/28 01:12pm
All Somali Peeps Welcome - Hip Hop Battle Zone. Lets Here Wut U Got.! 4   03/28 09:23am
Somali southerners exposed 7   03/27 11:56am
7,,,,,,FAQSH MANZ,,,GOT,,,STAP-UP IN WEMBLEY 2   03/27 11:44am
THERE ARE NO FUNNY JOKES ON THIS SITE 1   03/27 09:49am
DA BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD 10   03/27 09:40am
Hot chilly------Read on------ 2   03/27 05:23am
SOMALI GIRLS IN PANTS WHATS WRONG!!!!!!!! 33   03/27 03:27am
HELP I'M IN DESPERATE NEED 27   03/26 03:23pm
GEEL JIROOW GEEL JIRE 15   03/26 03:23pm
A lough link(game)http://somaliwebsite.com/qosol.html 1   03/26 09:24am
Idiotic people everywhere/////read on\\\\\ 1   03/26 06:37am
SOMALIAN CARTEL manchester's in the net 9   03/25 08:59am
I need some help from my UK people 5   03/25 06:51am
LONDON GIRLS R U FIT 11   03/25 05:55am
ARABIC JOKES!!! OOOONNNNLLLLYYYY 15   03/25 04:38am
THE FARAX G (I ASK DA QUESTIONS) 3   03/25 03:00am
Mom & Dad plz send some money 6   03/25 01:44am
A Brand new Flight 13,Guess what happened!? 1   03/23 10:16pm
WHY DO SOMALI GIRLS? 16   03/23 05:15pm
Listen up!!!!! 4   03/23 03:21pm
Somali girls read this!!!!!!........okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk guys too 5   03/23 02:58pm
Man who farted too much 1   03/23 02:01pm
Beware Of The Following Viruses:joke 1   03/23 01:55pm
WHEN WE PARTY:SeaTac NIGGAZZZ 5   03/23 10:12am
CABDULLE G.==By USC==part two==:( 5   03/23 04:37am
WHY SO SHY 3   03/23 03:46am
SOMALI GIRLS NEED THE BEST LOVING EVER 19   03/23 03:32am
Who do you hate in woolwich and why 1   03/23 01:47am
Maandhow Arab Is naag,Get the Catow Out of my Face. 10   03/22 11:52pm
CHECK THIS ONE OUT IF YOU WANNA GET LAUGHT..BY DHOORE 1   03/22 07:03pm
THREE DAUGHTERS ALL GET MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY..cHECK THIS JOKE IF YOU WANNA GET SOME LAUGHT 1   03/22 06:55pm
Hawiyaa la caayaye manaan cagaha loo mayrin 8   03/22 01:51pm
Housewives AND H@ES 5   03/22 11:36am
The old lady 2   03/22 07:35am
SIDA ,SIDA GEED XCALENLO UBAX WADA CASADIYO COSOB IYO BARWAQE 1   03/22 05:52am
Fluffy...... 1   03/22 04:03am
THE MOST BEAUTIFAUL SOMALIAN GIRLS EVER!!! 5   03/21 02:30pm
Sheeko gaaban 4   03/21 03:00am
Kondomkana miyaad ku orodaa hahahahahaha joke of the day 1   03/20 09:21pm
C'mon guys tell us who u think is the best dancer in london both girls and boys. 14   03/20 04:57pm
DONT COME IN WERE TALKING BOUT U 1   03/20 01:45pm
Funny staff from Cabdulle Geedanaar. 11   03/20 07:45am
Lost translation.[you cut my leg] 2   03/20 05:08am
Off da wall comedy//Mursl 7   03/20 03:12am
An Indian Vs. A Pakistani a joke by SAHAL 8   03/20 02:14am
SCRUBZZZZZZZ IN LONDON 10   03/19 02:18pm
The Parrot and the woman!!!by Q. 5   03/19 11:46am
The two female Parrots!!!! By Q. 3   03/19 11:44am
DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!1111 5   03/19 10:34am
G A R B A G E D U M P S T E R 2   03/19 10:28am
Kidz Don't Lie..............Joke.®. 5   03/18 11:18pm
This is to the most special i ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5   03/18 03:44pm
THE MOST CUTEIST GIRLS IN LONDON 5   03/18 10:03am
MEN Vs WOMEN:):) BEST JOKE OF THE DAY :) :) :) 3   03/17 08:19pm
Jerome is dead!!!!! By QANCIYE 2   03/17 05:26pm
Faisal said, Somalia yaa Ugu Fulaysanaa Car (somaliland) 7   03/17 06:27am
Black eye!!:)Best j:)ke :)f the day 5   03/17 02:53am
What is islam 2   03/17 01:53am
2001 SUMMER IN SEATTLE, WILL IT BE POPING OR NOT? 6   03/16 06:36pm
!!!L:)l Wanna lol just click here:):) 2   03/16 12:01pm
Its Bill Clinton here 4   03/16 08:18am
I think it is funny, How about you? 1   03/15 09:19pm
Jama and his j:)b at 7-11 seven eleven 6   03/15 07:13pm
It is Magic///Mursal 4   03/15 02:32pm
THE GIRRAFFE 4   03/15 12:03pm
This Is Funny Tale I Tell Ya.......Click@ 3   03/15 06:06am
THE OUTSIDER 3   03/15 05:44am
Dhaqanka Soomaliyeed IYo isbadalka Filimada Taxanaha Dhibkey u geysteen 2   03/14 09:58pm
GABADHII LA GUURSADAY IYO WARKII AROONIMO 2   03/14 03:37pm


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