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I NEED A DICENT GOOD LOOKING SOMALI GUY

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IMAN

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 05:08 am
HOLLOW, to all ma bros out there, am a 27 year old Somali girl. Who never had the chance to meet the right Somali guy ...........Well yeah I have been out with couple of them, but broke up on the first day since the guys who took me out where total losers, good for nothing guys who probably chew the day and night.... My brothers .............Help me out am sure there are nice somali guys who can leave up to ma standards

I really hate when Somali men wear those buggy trouser, which look like skirts..............My God, I hate that so much. Why can't our somali guys dress nicely ................Am sure there are guys who dress to kill. Unfortunately I have been too busy with ma career to notice. So am ready now for a relationship now since I have ma qualifications. All of you Highly educated Somali guys.................Am waiting for UR reply................... DA ONLY REASON I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED ANY OTHER TRIBE IS COS I BELIEVE THAT ONLY A SOMALI MAN CAN UNDERSTAND ME..........

Firstly am a Lawyer. Secondly I expect too much from a man thus I need my ideal man to be romantic..........Lastly he as 2 B able to provide me with the following

Jaguar in ma garage
Mink in ma closet
Tiger in ma bed

So if you think you can do all this please answer back so that WE COULD GET 2 KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT BETTER...................WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT B THE LUCKY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I COULD GIVE U MA NUMBER.........HA..HA...HA....HA!!!!!!!!!!1

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LIL

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:05 am
NAYAAHE,,OR SHOULD I SAY,,,,,EDO,,,,,,,FIRST OF ALL,,,,HIGH CLASS WOMENZ LIKE YO-SELF DONT NEED 2 BE IN THIS LOOOSE FORUM LOOKING 4 DIK,,,OK,,,,SECONDLY,,,,I RECON U JUZ NEED,,SOMR THUG-LUVIN,,NA-MEAN,,FUK ALL THAT WINE-IN AN DININ-----I'LL BRING U 2 WEMBLEY CENTRAL,,FLATS AN ROLL U A ZUT,,,SEEEN,,,,,SO MISS,,,27 YEARS OLD,,,,IM 16,,,,NAME IS XAMZA,,OK,,,IF U INTERESTED IN SOME THUG-LUVIN,,HOLLA AT ME SEEEEEEN,,,AN BABY-GIRL,,,DONT WORRY ABOUT DA AGE,,,GAP,,K,,,,LIKE U SAID ILL BE DA TIGER,,IN YO BED,,,,,,,MAKIN U SAYIN SAY---
"WARYAAHE,,,,,WAAR BAL U KAADI".
SO,,,MISS IMAN,,,,DONT BE SHY 2 REPLY,,,,AIGHTT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,1LUV

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IMAN

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:10 am
You are the mather f**king bastards I was talking about ............If you are 16 you should not be in the web............Chillout am coming to tell your ...........Hoyo.........So that she can wipe our little smelly ass

Belive me honey you can never let alone satisfy but meet ma needs

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BabyLove

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:23 am
There so many cute Somali guys butyou can never find them. i know some cute guys but there not that cute .

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BabyLove

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:24 am
There so many cute Somali guys but you can never find them. i know some cute guys but there not that cute .

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BabyLove

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:24 am
There so many cute Somali guys but you can never find them. I know some cute guys but there not that cute .

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IMAN

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:31 am
oohhhhh!!!!!!!!! Then what a waste of time Babylove............Guess I will have to try and live with this farah's but try and "EDIT EM"

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SomaliRomeo

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:56 am
Iman,
Stop tripping girl there are plenty of Somali mans out there taking care of business.
It seems I hear these silly complaints all the time girls, you need to be realistic.
Iman before I can enlist my self to your service you got to describe your self and I mean physically, then we can start on our journey.

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IMAN

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 07:06 am
What! Somali Romeo I would sure like to see ya......... in those tights pants........ LoL .........Baby I look at me, am sure U will not be disappointed......

I hope to God, you look as good as you sound, So why don't you go ahead and tell us how you look like............first

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Anonymous

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 08:06 am
A lawyer huh! and you can't find a decent somalian guy, how dat can be? something is fishy wit your add, lawyer sista.

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SOMALI ROMEO

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 08:27 am
IMAN,
FIRST OF ALL, YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED, I AM TALL, WITH A GREAT STAMINA, THIS MEANS I LAST THE DISTANCE WITH ANY LADY.

WHAT I WANT IS A BODY, WHICH I CAN HOLD ON TO.
A LADY TO EXCERCISE THE BODY AND SOUL.
ARE YOU THAT, I HOPE, BUT CAN YOU HANDLE A BROTHER WITH EXPERIENCE, IF YOU CAN THEN WE ARE ON OUR WAY.

SO MY LADY, LETS DO THIS.

AND HOW DO U LOOK THE ESSENTIALS PLEASE.
1 LOVE ROMEO

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zak

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 08:53 am
hi iman,

before we got into this and that do you have a god, culture, and the social skill that require to hold on to a decent guy.

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Highlander

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 09:57 am
Iman
Wherever you calling from( USA, Canada, Europe, Australia etc) I can assure you that the Scottish Highlands will suite your taste.Great castles and landscape. I would
love to take you to "Lock Ness" and prove ones and for all that what lives in Lock Ness is not a monster but a beauty called
Iman.
I'm a gentleman with strong morals such as repecting my words.

Iman if you can match the beauty of the highlands which I'm pretty sure of it then
I'll love to see you or at least communicate
with you.

you can contact me via email:
AKHATA@hotmail.com

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Amira

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 01:40 pm
Well missy Iman if u keep looking and looking by thetime u reach 40 or let me say by the time u became off date then that is when u will realise that a man is not wat kind of trousers he wears and yeah if yo are a lawyer wat would a sophisticated woman like u doing in here dont tell me looking for clients lol....
take care all
and may Allah bless all

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CRAZYMAN

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 02:20 pm
TO IMAN

NAGA DABOOL

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THE_PIMP

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 09:43 pm
sweetheart..:):):) iman to be honest with you
i have no idea what the hell you are talking about
you said that most men you dealt with was a total
losers and you said you hate those who dress like baggy pants and stuff.. hey i have to agree with you on that there are those losers you mentioned it out there and there are others who has class and are educated too but for your information
27 year old with no man is a serious thing...
i am sure you are a lawyer and docter..or what ever your case might be but girlfriend what happened to your values.... what happened to falling love... realisticly you sound like a gold-digger and you are far from being a lowyer, couse what kind a lowyer that can't put two sentence together without making spelling mistake...shittt
and all the things you mention eirlier you can buy all that only if you gratuate your so called
lawfirm there:) and as well educated nigga...
i pass that sweetie:):)
'couse one has to wonder what kind a decent woman
would post her self in this kind a matter in public not to mention sound so self-center
and ignorent..too
i am sorry but i am only being truthfull..
just be your self
and let nature take you what ever...
no hardfeelings
NO NEED TO CALL ANYONE NAMES but it all make sense

DC's truest nigga known as PIMP... ":O

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:19 am
yo pimp u r on point iman is a self centered gold digging high maintence lawyer wannabe. LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE U JUDGE PPL ON THIER LEVEL OF CLASS.
LAWYER MY A** LOL


get a life biaatch

ONEHUNDERED=====

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IMAN

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:24 am
To Pimp, bro I give it up to ya........cos da only thing you are good at is replying to people's ad's baby come to ma firm and I show you want kind of a lawyer I am, and for da spelling mistake baby Why should I worry about it while I have got a Secretary to take of that...............READ YOUR OWN PASSAGE FIRST THEN CORRECT MINES'............................

Secondly of course I am a gold bigger,I want the best, why settle for less while I can have more............That is the onething wrong with you somali guys.....LOL........If a girl dates a guy who is not Somali..........u all •••••••'s are are dissing her..............If a gal decides to look for a decent Somali guy ............U all Farah's are still after her..............I GUESS BEING A SOMALI WOMAN IS REALLY HARD............

PEACE N OUT

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IMAN

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:31 am
TO, ZAK

Talk about culture, I am a typical Somali lady, with pride, I thank God every day for being Somali............I wouldn't change it for the world.

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IMAN

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:39 am
TO, SOMALI ROMEO..............

I like tall guys am tall ma self...........am sure honey I could do with an experience man.... I assure you ........ I can handle you just fine....... But the question is can you handle a sister with... knowledge..???????

LOVE N RESPECT

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IMAN

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:48 am
To, Anonymous

I aint a lawyer wannabe, baby but I now know what U R Fucking farah...... good for nothing looser
Ur sis may be a bitch but not me....... cos you see I may have seen her bitching around with low lives like you in ..........da street please go
and rescue her first then come and answer this add

ASSH*L*

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Ziizo

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 03:45 am
Iman
sup miss so called lawyer?lol
You know what i don't get is that why all somali gurlz complain about not finding the right guy 4 them? cuz i'll tell you why a fine man like me don;t have time 4 this bool.
you see i'm trying to work harder on geting the career job i was planing since i was a lil kid and i can;t fit a relationship and education @: the same time. anywayz what i'm saying is that a gurl like u need to get out there and find the one 4 you, but 4 the younger once all i gotta say is hang in there.
after we do take life seriously gurlz.
otherwise you'll end up with a low life faarax that can't even provide milk bottle 4 his family.

anywayz thats about all i can say
n gurl hang in there we coming out soon.lol

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Amina

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 03:57 am
Iman, girl forget about finding Mr right...coz he is just a figment of Your imgination.. trust me.
at the end of the day my sis, kii laguu qorey is out there doing his thang... and You won't meet him till allah wills.

Secondly, U said that your a lawyer.. you've got it going on..... why do you want to wait till you get a man to buy all that suff..... how chep is that?

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IMAN

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 04:12 am
Ziizo, It nice to see a brother who says sensible thing unlike the stupid farah's who know nothing else apart from dissing their own sisters.

I agree wit you bro, from ma point of view education is the key to life ..... Am sure alot of farah's out there will disagree because apart from chewing kat they don't do anything else.

PEACE N LOVE

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IMAN

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 04:35 am
AMINA Walalo, What you said it true I know that I will only end up with the person Allah has chosen for me but getting to know my brother is not bad since I have never come across a decent one yet.

Secondly Amina, I have ma own flat. I also have a car but am a woman who likes to make a man feel incontroll. Amina I seriously do not go 4 guys who buy me stuff I only wrote that 2 prove the "FARAXINTA". Baby am not cheap baby..... If I were I would have gone with the Farahs

I thank God everyday 4 blessing me the way he did Alxamdu ashukur

Respect 2 ya sis

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zak

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 12:04 pm
Aren't you an extraordinary women! you are amazing sistah, I suppose you are a lawyer, or may be more by proving to us with the right answers, especially me!....sistah, you knock me off the ground with this tingling force of energy and gave me this image of me who finally comes to your rescue.

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Ziizo

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:44 pm
Hey
i'm back, listen iman you are a lawyer yourself so what i said ain't nothing to think about agreeing with cause by using our commen sense the picture is very clear sis. its just that when them faaraxs hear it they can't handle it, well as they say truth hurts but infact they whillin to do anything to start fresh, but speaking of starting a fresh career, why don't they first think about stop chewing? why don't they @least get a part time job and get their education @ the same time? i mean my mum is a single mother to 7 kids including me and she still goes college when she doesn't have to, and on top of that she is doing advance 2 in english grama and much more. so think how she handles the house, kids, plus college and she does all shoping, house work everythin by herself and end of the day she still got the smile that you don't expect from most single mothers. Amazing ha but how she done it? she baisically put her mind into it and there she is today.
thats how i know iman got on to being a lawyer working hard. and i'm proud of ya sis.
but to you others i hope to see you make a change today cuz their ainlt gona be tomorow, untill da judgment day.
peace my bro's and sistaz.

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Koshin

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:01 pm
Hi Iman,


Forget these losers who are wasting your time baby, come and join with me in the USA Arm and I'll make you strong woman like my mother and I'll send you to the moon. Baby Iman, do you know that the only place you can find a strong and good looking man is the Arm.Well what you are waiting for dropped these losers and come with me baby.

U.S.ARM Koshin

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Shellman

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:29 pm
To Iman
Baby-girl let me make this clear to everyone and mostly to those who playa hating you. " Iman is the pump" her name says it all and being a lawyer is a plus. now babygirl i truly oppoligazed that you had lossers taking you out while you could have a man, 6-2 atheletic and writter like me un-dressing you and taching you at wrong places at the right time. not to mention how good i look but if you still want to know please open you dictionary and look under love you ganna see my face. for sure.":O(" you said you man need a man who can give you all while look no further. since you are the lawyer you bring the Goarge washintong home and I will bring myself so we can mourn all nite long. and about the tiger you mention while I ain't ganna bring no tiger but i could be the tiger ridding your Onion kind of looking Ass. ":O IMAN i am with U sister but I hoppe you have NIce Big and thig ASS. U know Iam somalian dog I appreciate the ASS if you know what I mean. Baby-girl every day on my knee I pray for to runn into someone like you. and when the sun goes down we can go to lake and have you naked, rabb your soft dark skin with sand not too hard but to show my appreciation. Shorty swing my way, give me some action and satisfaction grantee. Hey Iman bring the cash and I will make sure to share my milk which you. I forget to tell that my ex-girl is seuing me for child support but I don't think that is a problem because your a lawyer you ganna take care of that right..... girl I said, (right,)

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 03:09 pm
Walal,
To be honest you with you are not seriously looking for marriage. You should not cheated by your many of schooling.It is irrelevant when it comes to making a home. you are at an advanced age and need to settle quickly before your beauty goes to waste.
Marriage is not material or the size of the wallet or the the type of car you are driving. It is more than that. you shold concerned with the religious and moral aspect of the individual you want to marry. If you seriuosly considering the religious and social aspect of the individual ima the right guy. if you ready just tell but don't talk to me about wining and dancing it is foreign both to my culture and my religion. I wish you luck in your endeavours for Mr. Right. Remember thre is no ideal man or woman. There is tolerance all the time. Allah blesses a marriage that found on His deen not one found on some elusive fantasies and utopian or utilitarian way of life.
Macabsade

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KURUPT

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 03:21 pm
Word up IMAN

whatz crackin baby......

hear what shorty there can only be one me......
can nobody... can nobody do ur body like me.....

girl open yo dictionary look under LOVE....
then yo gona see my face....

yo IMAN heres what my ex used to say to me

thangz aint the same no more....
you not the same guy that u used to be...
we dont even talk no more...

and i used be like

dont i get up every day.....
dont i bring back home my pay....


any ways boo
i aint yo casinova

so heres my email address..

KURUPT_188@HOTMAIL.COM

PEACE BABY!!!!

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Gulleid

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 03:30 pm
Abaya,
I just want to give you a piece of advice concerning marriage. In the past somalis used to be concerned wealth and nasab but today they are concerned with DEEN. My simple advice is look around you and get the next guy or else you miss the train. the whistle is blowing and the flag is up and if you don't hop in you will end up being an old, ugly looking and moody spinster the rest of your life. I hate to see such beauty go to waste and becoming food for the worms. the grave tell not tell the swahilis say "Adabu ya kaburi ajuae ni maiti". Roughly translated will mean the it is only the dead who can talk about the life in the Hereafter" It is only those who are married who can tell you about marriage and I feel you should listen and take notes and not argue.
if you think worldly possession is marriage then wish you all the best.
Gulleid

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zak

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:11 pm
finally dudes are showing some respect to their open minded and super intellect sistah..keep it up bros and sists that is what we here for "RESPECt" an "LOVe"

by the way, what do you people mean farahs?.. wasn't it suppose to be a somalian male name?.... also, I have a friend whose name is farah, and I hope your not talking about him cuz he ain't no looser or anywhere close by.


Much love,

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Innocent

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 10:30 pm
TO Iman,,,,,,,,,,you sound too good to be true ,,first you sound like immature ,i doubt you are 27yrs ,,second a Lawyer is another word for Liar...finally i dont wanna have disaster in my love life ,,,,,Imagine me and you sitting in fine resturant having the best dinner a person can have and guess what everything we talk it will never make sense to you becouse you already know too much stuff ,,,,,,i rather date dumb gal than a Lawyer

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DR LOVE

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:39 am
PHEEEEEWWWWW. IMAN IMAN
WHAT'S UP WITH THE FELLAS ALL TRYING TO HATE ON
YOU? SECOND OF ALL IF YOU POSSES ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM, I AM VERY PROUD TO SEE A SIS
TER MAKING IT IN THE REAL WORLD.AND MY FINAL ANECDOTE IS THAT YOU GET YOURSELF A FINE THOROUGHBRED ENGLISH HUNK FOR A PARALEGEL.I AM SAYING THIS NOT OUT OF DISRESPECT, BUT IN REALITY WITH ALL THE
THINGS YOU ARE ASKING FOR AND ALL THE CRITERIA CAN BE MET ONLY BY A NON SOMALI GUY ie A WHITE
STUD.ANYWAYS I AM JUST SPECULATING ON THIS MATTERS PLEASE TAKE IT WITH A LIGHT HEART.


YOURS TRULY
DOCTOR LOVE

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Amina

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 01:42 am
Zak loooool... bro a'faarax' is the londoners version of scrub.... guys that got nothing going for them... strifeling type of dudes... are U with me? and all guys who are called faarah (faarah is their birth name) are necessarily faarahs.


Dr love , are You speaking about Your self bro?
Iman sister, i wasn't judging ya. i get your point honey. but trust me a faarax's don't watch a lady like ya. coz they know they can never be on your level. anyways good luck in finding mr right. i still think you'll meet him markii laguu qorey and then you can get to know him sis.. i never said there was anything wrong with getting to know him:)

i am glad to see a sis that 'got it going on' ....i kinda envy ya sis lol.i am broke ass student at the moment lol.. but InshaAllah.

p.s i got some fine cousins.. who may what yo looking for.. wanna link... lol honestly, there are a few brothers that have got it going on ... so just keeps your eyes open:)

Peace, love n happiness.

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IMAN

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:22 am
Shellman my brother ever considered becoming an R&B dude.......(Jokes) men bro, where were you all ma life men, U sound so romantic and yet humours U made me laugh so much .......... Listen Shellman ...... when I mean I'm Typical Somali lady, mean I come with every little aspect their is about being a somali lady, But I keep fit ...... I don't wanna end up having hunging ass..... If U know what I mean...... Don't worry baby am all yours

Maximum respect ma brother

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IMAN

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:31 am
Ziizo, you are one hell of a brother men, It clearly shows you are an intelligent guy, who is going to lead others tomorrow, if only other Somali guys could look up to ya, then Somali's would have been the leaders of the world, I have nothing but respect for ya bro. May Allah provide U with what you want in life. Cos believe be Ziizo you deserve it....... Keep it real bro.

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IMAN

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:35 am
Ziizo from your talk someone can clearly see how inteligent you sound. U sound so motivated and am sure you are very good at what ever u r doing, if only ma other Somali bros could look up to someone like you, am sure we would all be in a better place today ........ KEEP IT UP BRO
and may Allah give you what you want in life cos believe me bro, u deserve it........

KEEP IT REAL BRO...... RESPECT

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IMAN

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:42 am
Amina walalo I have nothing but respect for all ma Somali sistas out there...... Cos I believe we are strong and we can deal with every situation. My sista I believe in u and am sure you will succeed...... walalo Amina keep up the good work and thanks ma sis.

LOVE IMAN

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IMAN

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:46 am
Koshin, I love a man in uniform.....(lol)... am sure I will be safe in your big strong arms .......ha ha ha.......... So ma brother open ur arms wide am coming .................

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zak

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 11:15 am
(((I'm Speechlesssssss........!!!!!!)))

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SlaveOfAllah

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:26 pm
Dear all, since God Almighty Provided us with so many opportunities and guidance with no condition that benefits Him but purely benefit us, more than we can ever imagine, and that's only if we understand.

Please those bros and sis' who are hard working don't get offended by my words, but my message is to those who purely want to be either laughed at their sentences or looking famousness and so forth. Dear Brothers and sisters in Islam, would there ever be one of you who reminds others about Allah SWAT who created us for no other purpose but to worship Him. Why are we not reminding one another about Allah and His messenger? You see Allah SWT gave us the opportunity to remember Him more than we used to while we were in back home. Have you not thought about what could be waiting for us in the life after death? which may or may not make us feel good about, but the key to happiness of here-after is truly with us (in our own hands) but the question is "do we really know how to open the right door with that key?

Please my dear brothers and sisters think twice about the situations we have gone through (Jaahilnimo) Lets get educated with the Deen of Allah and act upon, then surely we can succeed in both lives.!
May Allah bless all of you and those whom are serious about marriage then may Allah guide you to the right partner coz this can be a really tough choice to make!

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DR LOVE

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:38 pm
AMINA(THE TRUSTED)OR SHALL I SAY THE THRUSTED
YOU GOT ISSUES I MEAN MAJOR ISSUES SO PLEASE BACK
OF ME .AS I SIAD I WAS JUST SPECULATING ON THIS
MATTER.ONCE AGAIN MY PROPS TO IMAN.

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SlaveOfAllah

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:43 pm
Asalaamu-alaikum,

Dear brothers and sisters in Islam,

AS WE BREAK up for the Easter Holidays, it is favourable to ask a pertinent
question that requires no immediate answer. That I, whose knowledge and
experience of being a Muslim is extremely limited, should endeavour to take
the utopian journey through an ideal Muslim's life may seem questionable,
even undeserving. And so it should. However one must, occasionally, impose
on himself the incontrovertible task of dispensing information at the cost
of the recipients' hearty dissatisfaction or utmost pessimism.

The question then, is not one of a truly Islamic nature, although it has
rampant Islamic significance, but one which faces each of us day by day
whether we realise it or not. I recall once conversing with a brother
regarding how we, as Muslims in a contemporary "post-modern" society, as
brother and sister, can help to deliver Islam to those that are in need of
it. The outcome of that memorable exchange of words was that giving Da'wa,
in the form of a personal pious character, yielded a most positive affect
upon our neighbouring human beings. Put quite simply, people are attracted
to things that are good, things that can, in some way, help them in their
daily lives. We should all try to uphold a similar pious and strong
character. It is arguable that such a means of Da'wa is equally if not more
effective than having a small stall at the heart of Wood Green High Street,
where the average passer-by takes a seemingly negative peak at a booklet so
rightly, but perhaps most off-puttingly entitled, "The True Religion", then,
without an inkling of hesitation, puts his right foot forward and marches
off deep into the rain soaked streets, only to join the rest of the sheep as
they are lured further away from the Straight Path by the pack of lingering
wolfs making sure that the status quo is, at all times, upheld. Of course I
am not saying that Da'wa in the form of a stall with booklets and leaflets
and what-have-you is undesirable, rather, I am saying that it can be better
suited to particular environments, such as the household environment for
instance, to really make an effort to achieve and maintain a worthy
self-aware character that shines like a warm light to your fellow neighbour
next door, beckoning him to learn more about Islam just because of his
impression of you. This is but one important thing each of us should
remember come the Easter break, we should never forget the obligation of
Da'wa, and the importance of a pious character, all of which is entailed in
this pertinant question we must ask.
The one who pays little attention to these things then, is not in a position
to complain about the state of this Ummah, nor about the bad press this Deen
continuously receives, nor about the reluctance of those ignorant Muslims
who smoke, drink, dance and have impure relations, nor about the diversity
within this Ummah, nor about the "ideological tribalism" that has developed
as a result of our neo-colonialised positions, nor about the attitude your
neighbour has regarding Islam, nor about the disgustingly worrying amount of
nudity one must face ever time one steps outside his house, nor about how
hard it is to attend Salaat 'ul Jummah because you have a lab session, nor
about those Jews, or Christians, or Hindus who burn copies of The Book of
Allah (swt) in protest, or slander it in your faces, nor about how hard it
is to find real halal meat in our so-called "halal butchers" nowadays, nor
about the sheer ignorance Muslims have vis-à-vis this Deen, nor about the
misuse of the word "Sheikh" in all sorts of mediums. No. There is little
point complaining about these things if you are not prepared to strive in
the way of Allah (swt), if you are not prepared to give Da'wa. How then can
you blame the one acting unjustly if nobody has told him how to act justly?
That is, how can you blame one who speaks ill about Islam, if he does not
really know what Islam is? Who's fault is it really? Theirs or yours?

Allah (swt) says in His Book:

"Call to the way of your Lord with wisdom and sincere exhortations, and
debate with them in manners that are most appropriate" (Al-Nahl 16:125)

We must now, after all, realise the significance of delivering this Deen to
those that are in need of it. We must realise, that if we, as Muslims, are
to make a difference, no matter how small, we should be active in giving
Da'wa. We must call to the way of our Lord. And so I leave you all with this
obvious but seldom asked question;

"How are YOU going to give Da'wa today"?

Please pay attention to the hadith attached at the end of this message.


=======================================================

Narrated Al-Hasan al-Basri:

Allah's Messenger (peace be upon him) said: He whom death overtakes while he
is engaged in acquiring
knowledge with a view to reviving Islam with the help of it, there will be
one degree between him and the
Prophets in Paradise.

Transmitted by Darimi.

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Amina

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 04:03 pm
Zak- why speechles? some thing i said? sorry i made a mistake in my last post. i was meant to say just beacuse Ur name happens to be faarah (like Ur friend) does not make U is a faarah. 'faarahnimadu' is just an attitude... i like dat name tho.

Dr Love, it was a simple Q hon. why R U beating on me walaalo(snif, snif)? i was being light hearted walahi. sorry U didn't get my somalified -british sense of humour:(

and now that U got all seriuos on me ..i do disagree with your claims about somali men... so why are you hating me for giving props 2 ma brothers?

Iman, thanx for words of wisdom girl. i ama keep going till i get me ford fiesta (x reg)...yeah i got simple ambitions lol.. don't worry though i am working on it:)

peace n love

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Ziizo

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 04:03 pm
Hey iman
once again i'd like to have to opertunity to thank ya and god pless ya sis. but to the rest no need to act all that just be who you are cuz thats how you'll succeed in life my bros and sistaz

hope to see (change) cuz things can neva be the same yall.

peace n 1 luv homies

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Shellman

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 05:03 pm
HEY, Iman how u holding up ? sister I appreciated your respond and i am glad you liked what i said about you and me doing our thang; however, I got Q for U. do the lawyers carry a handcuff like the police? 'cause I was wondering may be I could tigh you up and do the damn thing ":O C what I am saying ... hey thanks for believing that i could be An R&B but I think i should keep my day time job. nevertheless i got little some thing for you.........Iman i woke up in the middle of the nite wishing you were here. reminicing how good it could have been if your only here. keep calling your name melting my milk in your mouth not in your hand. shorty i know it don't take a whole day to recognize a sun shine and U know your my sun shine. girl let me ask you this " what means word to u " you know i ain't trying be ur man. girl I wana be your nigga and you know it is ganna be all good. at last but not least girl keep that thing tight allright and soon i will be there. do your body right like a man suppose to be not like what you all call FAARAh's. AAAAHHHHHH. take it easy miss jackson. sory i meant "Iman the one and only ' Iman"

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PRETTY_WOMAN

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 06:24 pm
To Iman.

Sister, first, you sound like 19 year old. ( expect too much from a man). Why is this? Sister, expect the unexpected always. You can't find someone who has everything, plus if you are pretty, mature, finincially stabled, no need for a man with dow, you need a loving heart with clean blood pumping into it.

"Jaguar in ma garage"
"Mink in ma closet"
"Tiger in ma bed"

Sister, you are not a lawyer, you are another sister that probably wear the baggy pants. These words are slang and childesh words. Why would you want to be dependeable on man. If you love someone, you would not jack them like this sister. Love is life and life is loose. You never know when you are going to die or where you going tomorrow if you wish to be a lawyer, keep up the dream and one day you will get your ambishious.


"YOU MIGHT B THE LUCKY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I COULD GIVE U MA NUMBER.........HA..HA...HA....HA!!!!!!!!!!1?

You are the one who is looking for a brother, so what is up with the luck. You should say " If i am lucky, I hope I would find the suitable soul mate in this room" This should have been your words sister.

In conclusion. You will find your man one day if there is one for you and insha allah, god must have choosen one for you. All you have to do is pray and ask god to give you a present that is clean and concise, a present that will stay with you for life and live with you eternity. That present is Marriage.

Sister, no dissing because i am decent woman with lots of experience, I have dated some somalian man and talked to some and now i have no one, you see. The last one did me wrong but would not say that most somali men are the unexpected. I believe if someone did you wrong, it is their fault and the second time they do something wrong to you, it is your fault, so no hard feelings and becareful with your choices.

Sorry for the long email and I think a 27 year old should be more experienced than me, because I am 20, and you should write something that the mature man would think as marvilous and realistic, that is if you want some emails up in here girl friend. I only see one so make it happened.

Love and Peace

Pretty_woman.

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IMAN

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 03:34 am
PRETTY WOMAN, You wish, You dare tell me dat am dreaming, Think again sis cos I belive in action..... If I want something sis I go 4 it, N I don't care if you belive the fact that am a lawyer or not cos sis, you don't know me........ Quit judging me cos I haven't judged U its all about sisterhood.

I don't care if you have someone in yourlife right now or not ......... I just wanna find someone 4 ma self and that's why am looking sis

Love N Respect sis

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DEE BOOW

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 04:01 am
27 WIT NO MAN
GIX GIX GIX GIX
LAWYER ON THE SOMALI FORUM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JAGUAR WHILE CLAIMING INCOME SUPPORT
HOHOHOHOHOHOHHO
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
TIGER ON YOUR BED
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL


HAHAHHAAHAHAHA
GAL YOU GIVE ME JOKES 4 REAL

YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PLAYER SLASHERS YOU GO OF WIT A MAN FOR THE C$$$$$$$SH BUT THOSE FARAXS CHEWING THE CHAAT, CLAIMING INCOME SUPPORT, WHO EVER WASH, WHO ARE DEAD 4 REAL COULNT GIVE YOU WANTED, BUT THERS ALWAYS A HOPE AND THIS IS THE WONG PLACE TO LOOK WITH ALL THESE TEENAGERS ABOUT, THE TYPE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE FARAXS.

THEY ARE SLEEPING AFTER CHEWING ALL NIGHT.

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zak

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:07 am
to slave of allah,


brother, how can we be offended while you bring and speak to us with words of prayer, and the truth...Aaamiin,...we are not forgeten any seconds to our purpose of life and the reason that we are all here in this Dunya, and after duniya as well.....my Allah pless us, and pless you too....

to Amina,

sista... I 've been speechless cuz a just saw this wonderful bright light coming in to my way which I hope is going to open a new and happier chapter in my life.....thanks sistar for explaining to me the term you'r using the name farah in UK. I perfectly understood it, and I thank you for finding it funny how i asked what it meant, thanks again for taking the time to explain every bit of it.

dee boow,

off this weekend huh? and got a time to diss one of your own sists...i don't mean to diss bro...but I suggest you think 2wise b4 you create a negative thought about your sists.

prettywomen,

my sista....I've no style or now how to diss one of my sistas....but I believe if any of us, male female no matter what age they be young or old, comes forward and express themselves in a good fashion way... we as the judges have no any other alternitive, but to support to the fullest so they can grow bigger, happier,better, and be more poroductive to themselves, and to the society at large.

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zak

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:24 am
I meant Allah Bless Us All....sorry miss spell,


Iman,......you are unbelievably impressive, and stunning!!!!!!!!.......I'm wit you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the Waaaaaaay................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much lOve,

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zak

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 09:35 am
>--------->>>>><Am still in daze!><<<<-------<

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IMAN

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:37 am
Mr deeboow or should I say "d*ck head". What slasher oh yeah, ur sis I recognise her the biggest slasher of all times. And you the master of fraud, income support, state benefit not mentioning pimping slasher boy aren't you loaded bro.What happen to helping the poor out men? being as loaded as you are there shouldn't be any hunger in Africa.

U R an outcast in our society with ur greasy smelly d*ck a word of advice bro u need a bath. and also don't worry when ur caught just gimme a buzz and I will represent ur smelly ass.

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IMAN

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:41 am
yow, Zak ma brother I only wish people could be as intelligent as you are, a guy who minds what he is saying, thank you bro I have nothing but respect to ya.

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IMAN

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:51 am
To SHELLMAN hold up, hold up, hold up, what "melting your milk in ma mouth not in ma hands" what the hell is dat bro, what makes you think I would wanna do dat? Bro you've mistaken me men, I ain't that type of a gal. I ain't tryin to diss you or anything bro but next time read what you are writting first then send it to me.

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IMAN

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:59 am
TO DR LOVE, thanks 4 ur word of wisdom, I really appreciate it. Why not offer private tutorial to ma men Deeboow, am sure he could do with some few sessions.

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zak

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 08:08 am
very clever! Iman, eeeeuuuuu!!...what has gotten into you sistar. I thought you were far ahead from these kids trying to have a little fun...I hope not on your expenses though. sis don't pay attention to what they say, and lower yourself to their level. I know Dee boow, he is a nice kid with a big heart who doesn't mean any harm, but likes to be a little critic about his sists whom he has a low opinions. He doesn't know you well,and am sure he will apologize for the things he said about you.


later

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IMAN

Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:50 am
Zak, ma brother I didn't mean to diss ma brother dee boooooow like that but I have seen his add, all he talks about is slashers and nothing else. You now Zak I have got to show Mr Deeboow how turf I am or else he will continue with his filthy way of replying peoples adds.

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IMAN

Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:54 am
To Gulleid, what train are you talking about bro, I can not just jump to the next guy who comes ma way. What happen to falling in love? eh guess you don't belive in that now do you? I appreciate the fact that you are concerned but thanks ma brother I have got to love the guy I will get married to.

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