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     | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 08:37 am Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick a Twelve Inch Dick up your moms a$$ ? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'Khat and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Dixon Hoe I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Rexdale said, "AKA_HONIC you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped busta busts lips off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Honic, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a oooo, Smooth sent me to piss the world off! Khalifs English teacher wanted to flunk him in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester he'll be thirty-five Khalif smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of your life you were lied to you just found out your mom chews more khat than you do (Damn!) you told her you'll grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about dealing khat and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Hassan Ali Samanter fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at Weston lawerence asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Khat Dealer, thanks for the support, ooooooo!' Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Rexdale, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (oooo that!) I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of Pepsi -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All your life you were very deprived You ain't had a woman in years, and your palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, You'll F-u-c-k anything that walks (C'mere) When you came to Canada, you told stories about how I used to f-u-c-k back in Somalia at the age of six HOWS YOUR MOM GONNA BREAST FEED YOU? (WAH!) SHE AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see that double crossing khat dealer? (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
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| | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:52 pm LOL@U!! U SAD GUY!! U ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO TYPE ALL THIS OUT?? WAST OF TIME!
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| | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 10:56 pm TRUE-SAY WE MET AGAIN...I BELIEVE THAT U WAS BORN 2B DUMMY YO HONIC! U R FULL OF HONKY DON'T MAKE ME SLAP THE M&M OUT YOUR MOUTH...HAHAH WHAT A GRAMMAR! DO YOUR THANG...I WILL KEEP KALI ON THE COOL WHILE U GONE.HAHAHAH
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| | Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 06:35 pm wow I'm so sorry hun but you need to check into a hospital and have your head examined cause you are a psycho plus don't skip ESL class anymore your grammer is getting fucked up
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| | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 10:44 am EMINEM COPIER
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| | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:07 am u took time to change some of the lyrics and i actually found some of it funny keep up da long work aight peace yall!
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| | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 12:01 pm _______nba.com
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| | Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:04 am i think all u sad faget's should cut the man some slack,and by the way who the •••• are u "qaxooti" mother fucker's to be judging the man's grammer,(hey yo' honic, do u thing boy ,u know somalian's they will allway's be dissing u no matter what||||),
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| | Friday, February 23, 2001 - 05:47 am MAN THAT WAS LOVELY TO READ AND KEEP IT UP I ENOUMOSLY ENJOYED FORFET ABOUT THE OTHER KEEP IT UP ONCE AGAIN LOL. LOL.LOL
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| | Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 01:09 pm dixon niggaz! this goes out to U'LL u'LL sound like m&m plus that nigga, who sayz am k9 Is he m&m fan!!!!!? mothafuckaz??--- lol haha couse nigga flow like m&m am just wondering (hahaha) end of topiccccccccccccc __________________________________________________ am down on one thinG (((BALLING))) •••• THE LYRICAL NIGGAZ !! lyrics aint shiet when it comes to COURT... think about iT baitcHZ! peace in and ouT
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| | Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 07:18 am WELL WELL WELL UD WE MEET AGAIN... how's your ugly self doing hahah....
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| | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 01:44 pm U UGLY NIGGA!! IS BEEN SAID, IF U DON'T HAVE ANYTHING GOOD 2 SAY, U RATHER NOT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!! QANDHA FOOLXUN!! I HOPE U REMEMBER THAT!!! PEACE BRA, REALLY
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| | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 02:13 pm That's not even funny u just took eminem's lyrics and added some somali names and khat. That's retarded, can't beleive u wasted your time typing all that •••• up.
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| | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 11:23 pm yo u.d don;t cuting d.c. like that u fucking ref learn something and then speak u mind go back england u dumb british and one more thing son u a faggot
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| | Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 12:28 am Now what was the point of that? U didn't come out with the lyrics and we all know who M&M is. •••• it ant even funny, I'm goop smacked I don't even now what to say to u but, u got some issues man and u need counselling
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