     Jamjas | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:01 pm
And this time, let's more commendable and write some clean jokes.
George Bush's Inaugural Poem
Don't know much about history
Don't know much foreign policy
Don't remember how I got through school
I'm sure I didn't break the rules
But what's it matter 'cause my granny says
"Boy, if you want to you can be the president
And what a wonderful world this will be"
Don't know much about the women's vote
Don't know much about the bill I wrote
Don't know much about the foreign vets
I've never voted for them yet
But I do know if your dad tries hard
He can get you in the National Guard
And what a wonderful place that can be
Now I never claimed to be an A student
But what's wrong with C's?
And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet
I can win their love for me
Don't know much about air pollution
Don't know much about the constitution
Don't know much about the economy
It never much affected me
But there's one thing that I know for sure
If the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor
What a wonderful world this will be
Don't know much about the national debt
I've never had to pay one yet
If we need to we can sell the States
To the Japanese at discount rates
But I do know if things get bad
Dick and I can always call my dad
And what a wonderful world this will be. |
| SWEET~PRINCESS | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:41 pm
To tell u the truth, it's not funny at all. But never mind, hey nice try 
Well if you got 1 thing right it's George bush's mentality. I really hate the guy  and his Father What do you think about them? Take care, bye. |
| R U SERIOUS JAMJAS | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 03:47 pm
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT! (AS IN GET A LIFE) |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 06:44 pm
hun a joke aint a joke unless it's got some curse words in it nice try though |
| Hannah | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 12:15 pm
Hi,
I got your joke and I think it really makes you think about what the guy really stands for.
Don't listen to those who do not even know who their mayor is let alone what the different parties there are in the states.
Keep 'em coming! |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 05:37 am
I really thought it was quite funny. |
