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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): OH!! Silly SMART RUSSIANS!!
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wiilwaal

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 08:47 am
The phone rings at KGB headquarters.
''Hello? Hello, is this KGB?''
''Yes. What do you want?''
''I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood.''
''This will be noted.''
Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave. The phone rings at Rabinovitz's house.
''Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?''
''Yes.''
''Did they chop your firewood?''
''Yes, they did.''
''Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed.''

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Anonymous

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 12:52 pm
loooooooooool:):) u killing me man!! Stupid KGB's
they break firewoods for the people. That is Smart
:) " hey KGB I got gold in my garder, care to dig up?" loooooooooooooooool