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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): TRUE STORY ...............This some Funny SH*T
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X to da Z

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 01:23 am
ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS GOING TO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND AND ON THE WAY TO HER I HAD INDIAN MEAL COZ' I WAS FEELING LITTLE BIT HUNGARY. IT WAS A VERY SPICY MEAL COZ' I PUT QUITE BIT OF CHILI SOUCE.

ANYWAY, I WENT TO THE GIRL HOUSE AND WE STARTED GETTING ON WITH EACH OTHER. I STARTED RIPPING HER CLOTHS OFF AND THINGS WHERE GETTING VERY VERY HOT!!. SHE STARTED PLAYING WITH MY PRIVATE AND I TRIED TO DO THE SAME FOR HER (u know what I'm talking about, right??. BUT AS SOON I PUT A FINGER ON HER SHE WENT CRAZY AND I WAS LIKE...WHOE!!!

THIS WAS VERY UNUSUAL FOR HER COZ' I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE AND SHE WAS NEVER LIKE THAT!!!. I MEAN I COULD EVEN KEEP IN CONTROL OF HER. WE WENT FROM THE BED ROOM TO THE FLOOR, IN THE KITCHEN, BATHROOM AND THIS IS HAPPENNING BEFORE WE EVEN MADE LOVE. PLUS DURING THAT TIME SHE WAS AL,OST LIKE SHE WAS FIGHTING ME. SHE SCRATCH ME AND EVEN PUNCH THAT SHE ALMOST KNOCK ME OUT!!!LOL.

FINALLY, AFTER VERY LONG TIME WE MADE LOVE AND BY THAT TIME WE WAS BOTH OUT OF BREATH. AND I WAS ALMOST LIKE I WAS IN 12 ROUNDS WITH MIKE TYSON.lol

AFTERWARD,SHE TOLD ME THAT WAS THE HOTTEST SEX SHE EVER HAD AND THAT MY FINGERS DONE A MAGIC JOB.

THEN THATS WHEN I REALISE WHERE I GOT THE MAGIC FROM BUT NEVER TOLD HER. THREE HOUR LATER SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE STILL FEELING SOMETHING SHE NEVER FELT BEFORE.

I WAS LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!

PLEASE TRY THIS IF YOU NEED TO SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE. LOL

THATS IT

PEACE I'M OUT

P.S. LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK OF THAT AND IF ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPEN TO YOU????

THANK U

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 06:37 am
thats the crabest story i've ever hear and i hope she reads this and dump you!!!!!!!!!!111

lol

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 04:35 pm
you dump •••• you ain't •••• and u know what u ain't nothing but more than a WANNA BE

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WuDog

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 09:40 am
This is Nasty Tale! Why don't u admit that u put your Tongue down there instead of your fingers!. Obviously, to her was NOT a great Sex, U was just healing the itching.

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ZEE2001

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 06:11 am
MATE.....U SERIOUSLY NEED 2 GET A LIFE....AND STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT U GET UP 2 WID UR OTHER HALF!!!!!

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uk_girl

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 09:03 am
hahaha!!!!!!!!!boy u stuttering so stop lying. WUDOG told the truth..it was the tongue not the finger so stop triping..12 rounds..lol.lol.lol..i bet this is wat u wish ur love life is..lol..keep the jokes coming.

peace out

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finger

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 11:46 pm
hey next time it huppen then make shure you put your finger in your us first