     Shaadaa | Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 01:37 pm
the italian man
"Must be read with an Italian accent"
One day ima gonna to bigga hotel.
Inna morning ima gonna down to breakfast.
I tella waitress, I wanna two pises toast.
She bring me only one piss.
I tella her, I wanna two piss.
She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand.
I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say, you better no piss onna plate, sonna bitch.
Later I go out to eata at the bigga restaurante.
The waitress bringa ma spoon, ma knife, but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tella me , everybody wanna fock.
I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table.
She say , you better no fock onna table, you sonna
bitch.
So I go to ma room inna hotel and there is no shits
onna ma bed.
I calla the manager and tella him I wanna ••••.
He tella me to go to da toilet.
I say, you no understand, I wanna •••• on da bed.
He say you better no •••• onna bed, you sonna bitch.
I go to check out and the man atta desk say peace to
you.
I say, piss on you too, you sonna bitch.
I gonna go back to Italia. |
